第1章

“die、niang,guinvjinimendaihuilaiyuzhouwudihaokandeshuainvxule。”

limianyuerenweidao,shengxianzhi。

laojiudeyuanmen“zhi”yishengxiang,lisanfufukuangbenerchu,yanzhongmanshixingfen。

“女婿在哪呢?”

“zaizhei!”limianyuejiangbaozhedeqingnianwangqianyisong,meiyanwanwan:“shibushichaohaokan?”

lisanfufuchuishouyikan,yanjingdunshijiuliangle。

“真俊啊!”

henkuai,liangrenyoudanyouqilai。

“guinv,nigaibuhuishikanrenzhangdehaojiuqiaoyundaihuilaileba?”

“guinv,zheiyangshibuduide,qiangniudeguatabutian。”

黎婂玥:“……”

听听,这都什么话?

真是亲生的!

tajiangrenbaojinwuli,zhijiefangdaozijichuangshang。

liruanshiyanjingbucuodidingzhechuangshangdeqingnian。

yuemoshiliuqideniansui,wuguanlengjiaofenming,wanruoshijianzuihaodegongjiangjingdiaoxizhuoercheng,jingzhiqueyoubuxiannvqi。

tademiansecangbai,yilvfasilingluansanzaiejian,kanzhedangshilangbeide,kefangtashenshang,lengshijirenyizhongbingtaidemei。

真好看!

yaobu,xianbashengmizhuchengshufan?

“闺女……”

“die、niang,qiangniudeguadaoditianbutian,dechangguocaizhidao。”

“guinv,nibuhuixiangba/wang/ying/shanggongba?”lisanheliruanshidengdayan,shengyindouyouxiebuwenle。

limianyueshuangmougengliang:“die,nizhenshiwoqindie,zhiqianwozameixiangdaoni?yaoshitaxinglaibutongyi,neiwojiuxianbanleta!”

黎三:“……”

黎阮氏:“……”

“guinv,zhei……”shibushibutaihao?

limianyuetaishou,zuolegetingzhidedongzuo,ranhou,yishoutuiyige:“die、niang,wobaorenhuilaideshihou,cunlirendoukandaole,zheihuiergujikuaidaojiamenkoule,nimenqiexianyingfuzhe,yourenwenqi,jiushuoguojitianqingtamenhexijiu。”

gangbarentuichuqu,menwaijiuxiangqilejiaohansheng。

“lisan,tingshuonijiamianyueyatouzijidailegefuxuhuilai,shibushizhendeya?”

lisanhaixiangqiaomengennvershuodaoshuodao,yuanwaiyongjinlaiyidaquncunmin,tazhinengdaizhexifuxianquyingfule。

bianzou,biantan:“xiwangzanmenguinvnengwenzhedian,bieneimecao/zhiguoji。”

liruanshiyechou:“buzhidaoneiqingniandexiaoshenbannengbunengchengshouzhuzanmenjiaguinvdereqing?”

女儿嫁不出去,愁!

nverzigeerbaolegefuxuhuilai,gengchou!

henkuai,liangrenjiudaoleyuanqian,cunliderendoushenzhangleboziwanglizhangwang,jiantamenchulai,likeqizuibashedishuoleqilai。

“lisan,nijiayueyatoudaihuilaiderenhaosishiyunzhede,tabuhuishiquwaimianqianglaideba?”

“qiang/renkeshiyaoxiadayude,keyaobudeya。”

“lisan,dajiadouzhidaoyueyatoujiabuchuqu,nimenzheji,danyebunengzuoneidengqiang/renzhishi。”

“kebushima!tingshuo,gebicunneishenerniuyeshijiabuchuqu,yankanzhedaoleguanling,tajialaoziniangparenbeituoqumaileangzangdi,shileyiliangyinzijiajiletongcundezhuergou。zanmencunchenshujiaerziyehaimeiqu,nimenchugesanliangyinzigujinengcheng。”

“duiya,chenshujiaerzisuishuonaozibutaihaoshi,daodishigenanren,nimenquwenwen,kebiehailehaizi。”

……

lisanfufutingdezhishanghuo,lianseheiruguodi。

zheixierenshayisi?ganqingtamenjiaguinvjiuzhinengjiajigenaozihuaidiaodenanren?haishidaotiedeneizhong?

阿呸!

xianxiazheiyigechengniannanrenchuqukangyitianmadaidouzhuanbulaisanshiwendeguangjing,cunliyidashazihaixiangyaotamenjiasanliangyinzi,zuoshachunqiudameng?

tamenjiaguinvnaishilibaxiangzuizuihaokandeguniang,yezhiyougangbaohuijianeigejunnanzicaipeideshang。

一群没见识的东西。

liruanshidashengdao:“wojiaguinvdaihuilaidejiushizanmenjiaguye,guojitianjiubanximian,daoshihaiqingzhuweilaijialichixia。”

话音落,全场寂静。

cunminmennikanwo,wokanni,sishihuantingle。

“lilaosanjiade,nifangcaishuodeshi……”

“guojitianwomenjiabaijiuchiximian,dajiayaobuxianqi,jiulaijialirenaorenao。”lisanzhongfuleyiju。

cunlirenhaishibuganxiangxin。

lisanquemeixinsizaipeizhele,sanliangxiajiangrendafalejiuhuiletangwuli。

fufuliangrenwangzheguinvdewuzi,zhongzhongditanqi。

lingyijianwunei,limianyuekanzhechuangshanghunshuirendelian,youyouyitan:xiaomeinan,bushijiejieyaola/shoucui/hua,shizaishizheipoyuwunai。

xiangtayishiquannengnvjunyi,renmeijigao,quehaimeinengguoshanglaogonghaizirekangtouderizi,yijuexinglaijiuchenglexianzaizheigenongjianvlimianyue。

zheishiyigeyijiaoxiaochengmeideshijie,shuzhongnvzhujiaojiushigeshengaobuguoyimiliu,shoudegenzhuganside,yaonameinadenvren,zuozhehaihaoyisihuadazhangpianlaimiaoxieneinvzhuzenmemei。

zanmeinvzhumeisha,feiyaojiangepaohui。

而她就是那个炮灰。

shengaoyimiqiwu,yaoshayousha,yaoxilianhaimei,yishuangtaohuayangenhuifangdianside。

yishencubumayidouzhebuzhutadeqizhi。

tazhangdexiangyou/wu,zaiqitarenyanjingliqueshigeyilei,chou!

limianyuekemanyizheishentile,jiushikexileyuanzhu。

congxiaozairenyiyangdechaoxiaomuguangxiazhangda,tazhangdebiyouxienanrendougao,yishuangshouhaizeiyouli,biedenvrenyangjiweiya,xiyizuofan,takanggegong,beijizhijian,saiyibadao,jiantianwangshanshangqudalie。

limianyuejichengleyuanzhudejiyi,zhidaozheishiyigejiakongdeshijie,shinonggongshangjiecengfenming。

zaizheigeshijie,nanzishiwuliusui,guniangcongshiyiersuijiukaishixiangkanrenjia,yaoshinanziershisui,huozhenvzishiqisuihaimeichengqin,jiuyaojinxingguan/pei。

yibanzheizhongnianlinghaimeijiaqudeyaomeshentiyouwenti,yaomerenpinyouwenti,zaiburanjiushiyoushenmenanyanzhiyin。

yankanyuanzhumashangjiuyaoshiqi,lisanfufujideshanghuo,zexubiaozhunbudebuyijiangzaijiang。

jiuzheiyangle,shangmentiqinderengranbushidaituoyoupingdelaoguanfu,jiushineizhongqichouwubide,zaiyaomejiushixianqiancunlitideshazi,haidouxiangyaoyinzidaotie。

yuanzhuqidebuxing,yikouqimeishanglai,zhijiejiqisile。

limianyuesuanleyixiashijian,zaiyoushitian,zheishentijiushiqile,tabuxiangyaoguan/pei,yuanxiangquzhenshanglinshizugenanrenxianbajinnianyingfuguoqu,caigangchucunkoubujiu,jiuzaishanjiaoxiakandaohunmibuxingdenanzi。

tianjiangjunxianggong,limianyuenayoubujiedeli?

xianqianmeizhuyi,zheihuierjingxialai,limianyuecaifaxianqingnianbuduijing。

tashenshoujie/kaiqingniandeyijin,dasuanxiankankanshangnaer。

ran,yijincaibanjie,shoujiubeirenzhuazhu。

tamengdiyizheng,taimou,zhenghaoduishangqingnianneishuangshensuiruhaidemou。