“die、niang,guinvjinimendaihuilaiyuzhouwudihaokandeshuainvxule。”
limianyuerenweidao,shengxianzhi。
laojiudeyuanmen“zhi”yishengxiang,lisanfufukuangbenerchu,yanzhongmanshixingfen。
“女婿在哪呢?”
“zaizhei!”limianyuejiangbaozhedeqingnianwangqianyisong,meiyanwanwan:“shibushichaohaokan?”
lisanfufuchuishouyikan,yanjingdunshijiuliangle。
“真俊啊!”
henkuai,liangrenyoudanyouqilai。
“guinv,nigaibuhuishikanrenzhangdehaojiuqiaoyundaihuilaileba?”
“guinv,zheiyangshibuduide,qiangniudeguatabutian。”
黎婂玥:“……”
听听,这都什么话?
真是亲生的!
tajiangrenbaojinwuli,zhijiefangdaozijichuangshang。
liruanshiyanjingbucuodidingzhechuangshangdeqingnian。
yuemoshiliuqideniansui,wuguanlengjiaofenming,wanruoshijianzuihaodegongjiangjingdiaoxizhuoercheng,jingzhiqueyoubuxiannvqi。
tademiansecangbai,yilvfasilingluansanzaiejian,kanzhedangshilangbeide,kefangtashenshang,lengshijirenyizhongbingtaidemei。
真好看!
yaobu,xianbashengmizhuchengshufan?
“闺女……”
“die、niang,qiangniudeguadaoditianbutian,dechangguocaizhidao。”
“guinv,nibuhuixiangba/wang/ying/shanggongba?”lisanheliruanshidengdayan,shengyindouyouxiebuwenle。
limianyueshuangmougengliang:“die,nizhenshiwoqindie,zhiqianwozameixiangdaoni?yaoshitaxinglaibutongyi,neiwojiuxianbanleta!”
黎三:“……”
黎阮氏:“……”
“guinv,zhei……”shibushibutaihao?
limianyuetaishou,zuolegetingzhidedongzuo,ranhou,yishoutuiyige:“die、niang,wobaorenhuilaideshihou,cunlirendoukandaole,zheihuiergujikuaidaojiamenkoule,nimenqiexianyingfuzhe,yourenwenqi,jiushuoguojitianqingtamenhexijiu。”
gangbarentuichuqu,menwaijiuxiangqilejiaohansheng。
“lisan,tingshuonijiamianyueyatouzijidailegefuxuhuilai,shibushizhendeya?”
lisanhaixiangqiaomengennvershuodaoshuodao,yuanwaiyongjinlaiyidaquncunmin,tazhinengdaizhexifuxianquyingfule。
bianzou,biantan:“xiwangzanmenguinvnengwenzhedian,bieneimecao/zhiguoji。”
liruanshiyechou:“buzhidaoneiqingniandexiaoshenbannengbunengchengshouzhuzanmenjiaguinvdereqing?”
女儿嫁不出去,愁!
nverzigeerbaolegefuxuhuilai,gengchou!
henkuai,liangrenjiudaoleyuanqian,cunliderendoushenzhangleboziwanglizhangwang,jiantamenchulai,likeqizuibashedishuoleqilai。
“lisan,nijiayueyatoudaihuilaiderenhaosishiyunzhede,tabuhuishiquwaimianqianglaideba?”
“qiang/renkeshiyaoxiadayude,keyaobudeya。”
“lisan,dajiadouzhidaoyueyatoujiabuchuqu,nimenzheji,danyebunengzuoneidengqiang/renzhishi。”
“kebushima!tingshuo,gebicunneishenerniuyeshijiabuchuqu,yankanzhedaoleguanling,tajialaoziniangparenbeituoqumaileangzangdi,shileyiliangyinzijiajiletongcundezhuergou。zanmencunchenshujiaerziyehaimeiqu,nimenchugesanliangyinzigujinengcheng。”
“duiya,chenshujiaerzisuishuonaozibutaihaoshi,daodishigenanren,nimenquwenwen,kebiehailehaizi。”
……
lisanfufutingdezhishanghuo,lianseheiruguodi。
zheixierenshayisi?ganqingtamenjiaguinvjiuzhinengjiajigenaozihuaidiaodenanren?haishidaotiedeneizhong?
阿呸!
xianxiazheiyigechengniannanrenchuqukangyitianmadaidouzhuanbulaisanshiwendeguangjing,cunliyidashazihaixiangyaotamenjiasanliangyinzi,zuoshachunqiudameng?
tamenjiaguinvnaishilibaxiangzuizuihaokandeguniang,yezhiyougangbaohuijianeigejunnanzicaipeideshang。
一群没见识的东西。
liruanshidashengdao:“wojiaguinvdaihuilaidejiushizanmenjiaguye,guojitianjiubanximian,daoshihaiqingzhuweilaijialichixia。”
话音落,全场寂静。
cunminmennikanwo,wokanni,sishihuantingle。
“lilaosanjiade,nifangcaishuodeshi……”
“guojitianwomenjiabaijiuchiximian,dajiayaobuxianqi,jiulaijialirenaorenao。”lisanzhongfuleyiju。
cunlirenhaishibuganxiangxin。
lisanquemeixinsizaipeizhele,sanliangxiajiangrendafalejiuhuiletangwuli。
fufuliangrenwangzheguinvdewuzi,zhongzhongditanqi。
lingyijianwunei,limianyuekanzhechuangshanghunshuirendelian,youyouyitan:xiaomeinan,bushijiejieyaola/shoucui/hua,shizaishizheipoyuwunai。
xiangtayishiquannengnvjunyi,renmeijigao,quehaimeinengguoshanglaogonghaizirekangtouderizi,yijuexinglaijiuchenglexianzaizheigenongjianvlimianyue。
zheishiyigeyijiaoxiaochengmeideshijie,shuzhongnvzhujiaojiushigeshengaobuguoyimiliu,shoudegenzhuganside,yaonameinadenvren,zuozhehaihaoyisihuadazhangpianlaimiaoxieneinvzhuzenmemei。
zanmeinvzhumeisha,feiyaojiangepaohui。
而她就是那个炮灰。
shengaoyimiqiwu,yaoshayousha,yaoxilianhaimei,yishuangtaohuayangenhuifangdianside。
yishencubumayidouzhebuzhutadeqizhi。
tazhangdexiangyou/wu,zaiqitarenyanjingliqueshigeyilei,chou!
limianyuekemanyizheishentile,jiushikexileyuanzhu。
congxiaozairenyiyangdechaoxiaomuguangxiazhangda,tazhangdebiyouxienanrendougao,yishuangshouhaizeiyouli,biedenvrenyangjiweiya,xiyizuofan,takanggegong,beijizhijian,saiyibadao,jiantianwangshanshangqudalie。
limianyuejichengleyuanzhudejiyi,zhidaozheishiyigejiakongdeshijie,shinonggongshangjiecengfenming。
zaizheigeshijie,nanzishiwuliusui,guniangcongshiyiersuijiukaishixiangkanrenjia,yaoshinanziershisui,huozhenvzishiqisuihaimeichengqin,jiuyaojinxingguan/pei。
yibanzheizhongnianlinghaimeijiaqudeyaomeshentiyouwenti,yaomerenpinyouwenti,zaiburanjiushiyoushenmenanyanzhiyin。
yankanyuanzhumashangjiuyaoshiqi,lisanfufujideshanghuo,zexubiaozhunbudebuyijiangzaijiang。
jiuzheiyangle,shangmentiqinderengranbushidaituoyoupingdelaoguanfu,jiushineizhongqichouwubide,zaiyaomejiushixianqiancunlitideshazi,haidouxiangyaoyinzidaotie。
yuanzhuqidebuxing,yikouqimeishanglai,zhijiejiqisile。
limianyuesuanleyixiashijian,zaiyoushitian,zheishentijiushiqile,tabuxiangyaoguan/pei,yuanxiangquzhenshanglinshizugenanrenxianbajinnianyingfuguoqu,caigangchucunkoubujiu,jiuzaishanjiaoxiakandaohunmibuxingdenanzi。
tianjiangjunxianggong,limianyuenayoubujiedeli?
xianqianmeizhuyi,zheihuierjingxialai,limianyuecaifaxianqingnianbuduijing。
tashenshoujie/kaiqingniandeyijin,dasuanxiankankanshangnaer。
ran,yijincaibanjie,shoujiubeirenzhuazhu。
tamengdiyizheng,taimou,zhenghaoduishangqingnianneishuangshensuiruhaidemou。