“niang，bunenga，bunengmailedabao、xiaobao，tamenshiyaogedegurou，shinindeqinsunzi、sunnva……”shencaixianxi，danpifubaixi，rongmaojiaomeiruhua，queyilianqikudenianqingnvzipinminghuzhehuailibuguoliugeduoyuedadeernv，chaozhepomujiangchunmeiaiqiudao。
“gunkai！sheizhidaotamenshibushinigenbierenshengdeyezhong，haixianglaidaowomenxiejiashenshang。”nvrendeaiqiumeinenghuanlaijiangchunmeidexinruan，fanergengjiaculudicongtashoulijianglianggehaiziqiangzou！
“哇哇哇……”
lianggecailiugeduoyuedadehaizibeihedewawadaku，kushengzhazheqiaowandexin。
“dabao、xiaobao——”qiaowanbeijiangchunmeiqianghaizishituisangdiezuodaoledishang，danyanjianpomuyaojianglianggehaizibaozhewangwaizou，tagubudetengtong，feilidipaqilaiqianghuizijidehaizi。
“ai，ersao，nipaoshenme。qiaoqiao，zheishoudouchuxuele，zeze，gaiduotonga。haishirangdidiwojinikanyikanba。”xiejialaosixiezhangmingyibajiangqiaowanlajinlezijihuaili，yuqiqingfudidiaoxiaodao。
qiaowanbeitaqiangxingbaozhuyoujingyounu，zhengzhazhehandao：“sishu，nixiangzuoshenme？fangkaiwo！”
“哇哇哇……”
lianggehaiziyijingbeijiangchunmeibaozhechuleyuanmen，chuanlaidekushengrangqiaowanyuefajile。
qiaowanyijizhixia，ditoujiuchaozhexiezhangmingdeshouhenhenyaoleshangqu。
“a——”xielaositongdejiaoleqilai，bianmata，lingyizhishouyibachezhuletadetoufa：“**，songkai，jilaozisongkai……”
qiaowanganjuetoupidouyaobeizhuailuole，danjiushibusongkou。
xielaosishizaitongdeshoubulele，yifahen，bianzhuaitoufabianpinmingchuaita。yixia、liangxia……zhongyu，qiaowanbeiposongkai，jieguoxielaosipadeyizhangshuaiguolai，tazhijiebeishuaifeizhuangdaolepangbiandeqiangshangyunleguoqu。
touhaoteng！sheitaniangdetouxitale？
qiaowanmengranzhengkaiyanjing，jieguoquezhengkandaoyigeguazheweixiexiaorongdenanrenshoushenxiangtadeyijin。
两人皆是一愣！
“yo，ersaoxingle。yehao，shengdewoduizheyigemutouren！”xielaosiyilengzhihouyouweisuoyixiao，shuozhe，shenshoujiuyaoqumotadelian。
xielaosizaojiuchuixianzheigemaomeijiaoruodeersaole，danshilaoerhaizai，tajupalaoerdequantou。xianzailaoerdoumeile，tahaipageqiu。
二嫂？什么二嫂？
qiaowanyouxiemeng，danshibufangaitadongshou！
tayibaniezhulexielaosizuoguaideshou，zhitingdekacayisheng，shoujiubeitajiningduanle！
“a——”xielaosicanjiaoyisheng！
qiaowanquechenzhetahutongdeshunjianzhanleqilai，yijiaomengchuaitadeniegen。zheiyijiao，zhudingxielaosiyaochengweifeiren！
zheitengtongrangxielaosiliancanjiaodoumeiliqile！
buguozheihaimeiwan，qiaowanyouyibaqiazhulexielaosideboziyining。
谢老四直接嘎了！
tazhidaosiqiandoumeinengmingbai，zijizenmejiusizaiqiaowanshoushangle？
qiaowanyongleidianyinengzhijiejiangxielaosideshitidianchenglejiaotan，ranhouzhijieyichuai，neijujiaotanshitichenglehui，fengyiyang，zhijiemeile。
jiejuelexielaosihou，qiaowankaishidaliangsizhou。jiuzaigangcaitajieshouleguanyuzheijushentidejiyi，caifaxianzijijuranchuanjinleneibenshuiqiankanguodelanweixiaoshuoli，chengleneigegentatongmingtongxing、shangxianmeiliangjijiugadiaodefanpaimendeqinma——yigemeimaodexinguafu。
乔晚无语。
tabujiushikandeshihoutucaolejijuma，zheijiuchuanyuele？
不过无妨。
chuanyueqian，qiaowansuozaideshijieyijingyihua。chuledabufenputongrenwai，haiyouyibufenjuexingleyinengdeteshurenshi。qiaowanjiushijuexingleleidianheliliangyineng，tongshi，tadejingshenliyehenqianghan。houlaiqiaowanjiaruleteshuyinengzuzhi，dantaxingzihendu，xingshiguaizhanglengku，shibierenyanlidefengpi。
qiaowanyoushiguer，zaineigeshijiemeiyouzaihuderen，yincichuanyuedaozheili，tayemeiyoutebiedeganjue。dayuejiushijuedehuanleyigedifangshenghuoeryi。
rangtajuedeqingxingdejiushi，yineng、jingshenligenzheyikuaierguolaile。
对了，孩子！
qiaowanxiangqiyuanzhuyouyishuanglongfengtai，zaiyuanzhuliyuanzhuzhuangqiangsile，lianghaizibeimaile，zuihouchenglelianggefanpai，jiejucanlie。
tajiranlaile，ziranbunengrangliangzaizibeimailezoushangyuanjuqingdelu。
suirantaxinchanglengying，ketongyangyehuduan。zhiyaobeitanaruyuyizhixiade，tajiurongbudebierenqifu。
tajieshouleyuanzhudeshenti，yuanzhudeernvziranyeshitadeernvle。
……
“fale，fale，zheixiazilaosiquxifudeyinziyoule！”cunkou，jiangpozinazherenfanzijideyinzirenbuzhuyaoleliangkou，suijiledemeikaiyanxiaode。sheizhidaoyitaitou，jiuyushanglejiaobucongcongdeqiaowan。
“**，nizenmezaizheier？wojialaosini？”jiangpoziyibiankuaisubayinzishoudaohebaoli，yibianshangqianjiuyaolacheqiaowan。
qiaowanpieleyanjiangpozi，yaobushijizhezhaolianghaizi，tafeirangzheilaodongxixiaqupeitaerzibucheng。tazhijieyijiaobaaiyandelaodongxichuaikai，ranhouzhijieyangzhangerqu。
jiangpozibeichuaifei，haobantiancaihuiguoshen。tabianaiyouliantianjiaohuan，yibianzhoumaqiqiaowanlai：
“**，fantianle，juranganduilaoniangdongshou。qianrenqi、wanrenzhendelanhuo，denghuilai，laoniangraobuleni……”
……
yuanzhushentitairuo，xiangkaobuxingzhuishangrenfanzikenengxingweiling。
qiaowankanlexiadixing，ranhouchaozheshanposhangpaoqu。daoleshanposhanghou，taquedingsizhouwurenhoubiancuidongqijingshenlikongzhiqishanposhangdeshuteng。xiayimiao，shutengxiangshiyouleshengmingliyiyangluodaoleqiaowandejiaoxia，ranhourutongdiantibanjiangtawangqianfeikuaidichuansongzhe。
zheishenqidaojingsongdeyimuxinghaowurenkanjian，fouzebuzhidaohuiheyunduoshaoren！
qiaowanzaishutengdebangzhuxiazhuishangleshanpolushangbenchidemache，lianggerenfanzizhengzuozaimacheqiantou。qizhongyirenchongdangzhechefu，zhenggentongbanshuoxiaozhe：
“dage，jinerzheixiehaizimoyangdouzhouzheng，dingnengmaigehaojiaqian。dengqiandaoshoule，woyaoqubaihualouhaohaokuaihuojiri……”
“dexing！”lingyigerenfanzimeihaoqidibailetayiyan，“youdianqianjiuhuadaonvrenshenshang，nixiaoxinnatiansizainvrendupishang……”
“heihei，neixiwenlibushishuo‘mudanhuaxiasi，zuoguiyefengliuma。wo……”
“咚——”
chefuhuahaimeishuowan，turanmachedingshangjiuchuanlaidongdeyisheng，baliangrenheleyitiao。
chefuganjintingxialeche，lianggerenfanziduiwangleyiyan，qizhongyirenzhengzhunbeiquchakanshizenmehuishierni。quebuxiangrenhaimeitiaoxiamache，shugenshutengturancuanleguolai，jiangtaguochengleyigechanyongyiyang，ranhoushuadebeituolechuqu。
“老二——”
lingyigerenfanzibeituruqilaideyimuhehuaile，fanyingguolaihou，yixiazitiaoxiamachexiangqulazhubeituozoudetongban。sheizhidaoxiayimiaotazijiyebeimantengguoleqilai，yegenzhebeituozoule。
lianggerenfanzikongjudizhengzhazhe，quebuliaoyuezhengzha，shutengjiangtamenguodeyuejin。henkuai，tamenjiuhuxibushanglaile。buguoqingkejian，liangrenjiuhuohuobeilesile！
zheishi，yishuangchuanzhepojiuxiubuxiedejiaochuxianzailiangge‘chanyong’pang。changuozhelianggerenfanzideshutengyoushuashuadisongkai，xiaoshidewuyingwuzong。