“laojiu，niqusiba。”yishengtupotianjideningxiaochuanlai。
suijiyizhilijianchaozhejiuwangyexinzangjisufeiqu，yeqingwandunshihuanle，laidezhenghao。
yigefeishenpushangqu，dangzaijiuwangyedemianqian，jianchimeiruxinzang，tongdetayikoulaoxuepenlechulai。
“yeqingwan？”jiuwangyeyoujingyoukongdefuzhuta。
yeqingwanjiannandeshenshou，fumotadelianjia:“muyungege，zheibeizi……wanwanbuhouhui……laishi、laishi……”
huaweiluo，zaoyimeileqixi。
laishi？laonianggennimeiyoulaishile，shengshengshishigennidoubuhuizaixiangjianle，hahaha，wozhongyusile，shaqingle。
zuzongwo，wozhongyuchuanhuilaile。
meicuo，tazhiqianchuanyuele，haishichuanyuedaoyibennaocandeguouxiaoshuoli，chenglexiaoshuolideyigefanpainvtiangou。
weinanzhusheng，weinanzhusi，weinanzhushajintianxiaren。
zhongjinvtiangou，woyuanchengzhiweitiangoujiedetianhuaban。
呕～
dengtazaicizhengkaiyan，likepobujidaidetiaoqilai。
欧耶，回来咯。
shaokaopijiuxiaolongxiazouqi。
danshidengtatuikaimen，zhenggerendoushale。
这门……
这院子……
buhaishixiaoshuolimiandechengxiangfu？
“kaobeila，xitong，woweishenmehaizaixiaoshuoli？nibushishuo，zhiyaowoyandaodajieju，jiunengchuanhuixianshima？”
“baoqiansuzhu，dajiejunisidefangshibudui，anzhaoyuanzhu，niyinggaibeinvzhushasi，suoyi……zheicirenwushibai，qingzhongxinkaishi。”
叶卿绾:？？？？
nizheishishangfenshaobaozhi，hunongguini？
“niyemeishuobukeyizheimesia？”
xitong:“niyemeiwena！”
叶卿绾:……
gexiahebutengfengqi，fuyaozhishangjiuwanli？
yeqingwanwenhoulexitongyigehukouben。
yuanxiaoshuodemingzijiao《yishuichenghun：wangye，youzhedian。》，guangtingmingzi，jiunengrangrengangadeyongjiaozhitoukouchusanshiyiting。
dagangzouxiangjiushinvzhushigetianzhenshanliangdehuiguniang，yiciourandejihui，yudaoledangshiwuquanwushidefuheijiuwangye。
xiemeikuangjuandejiuwangyebeitadedanchunshanliangdadong，weileta，buxidezuidangshiquanqingchaoyedezaixiang，tuileyunvpeidehunyue，congeryinchulehoumianyilianchuandeshiqing。
eryeqingwanni，ziranjiushineigebeigongrantuihundeedunverle。
fanzhengjiushineizhongsuoyounandedouaita，zhengzheqiangzheyaoquta，suoyounvdedouhenta，sanfansicideyaozhitayusidi，zuihounvzhuyongaiganhuayiqie，bujinbangnanzhudengshanglehuangwei，haiyouqingrenzhongchengjuanshudegushi。
tuotuodeshabaitianshangweilizhixiaoshuoa。
“zheizhonglajinaocanxiaoshuo，juranhaiyaowozaiyanyici，nigancuibawohuomaileba！”
系统:“那我走？”
yeqingwanbuweisuodong:“neinigunba，niqianjiaogun，wohoujiaocongzheilitiaoxiaqu，dajiadoubiehuole。”
xitong:“niyaozheimelaokedehua，neiwo……jiubuzoule。”
“wojinigejinshouzhi，nizaiyanyibian？”
金手指？！
就是外挂？
yeqingwanyimiaobianlian:“neiyebushibushibukeyi。”
系统:……
感觉她在演我？！
“吐槽就变强。”
yeqingwanzhoumei：“shenmeyisi？”
“zimianyisi，nixianzaishenchuxiaoshuoshijie，nizouguodemeiyiri，zuoguodemeiyijianshi，doushishulijuqing，suoyinizhiyaomeitiandingshidakatucaoyibian，jiunenghuodebutongdejiangli。”
“奖励很丰厚哟。”
yeqingwanneixinos：nikanwoxinma？
buguozheigewaiguayetaijiandanleba？jianzhishizhuizhejitaweifan。
zheimegouxuedexiaoshuo，suibiandaizheyijuhuajiunengtucaoyitian。
叶卿绾总算满意了。
youlewaigua，taganjuejiexialaizhudongxianshen，quefanbeijiuwangyechuaixiamachezheizhongshi，yebushibunengjieshou。
danshi……haishihenexina，zhenxianggaogeyiqu。
“weishenme，shoushangdezongshiwo……”
shangchunbeiqiuleyihui，tajiubeiyahuanyazheqilaixishu，suihouchumen，qianwanghuangjiashushu。
takeshidangchangzaixiangdedinv，qianjinzhiqu，congxiaojiubeidangchengweilaidehuanghoupeiyang，qinqishuhua、qisheyuli，wubiyaoyangyangjingtong。
kexi，taxialeyan，pianpiankanshangneigebiaomianshangkanqilaiwuquanwushi，shizeandilijiaodongfengyundejiuwangye。
huangjiashushuxianshengshidangchaotaifu，nianjibuda，queweiliesangong。
是个狠角色！
shafaguojue，shouduanhenla，shidangjinchaotingshang，shaoyounenggenzaixiangkanghengzhiren。
yeqingwandiyigelaidaoshushu，taifugenqitawangyegongzhudoumeidao，gancuipazaizhuozishangsikaorensheng。
随便吐槽两句剧情！
【denghuixiakele，jiuyaozhudongxianshenjiuwangye，haifanzaoxianqi，beidangzhongchuaixiamachele，doubabaicile，meiwanle，fansiren！】
【huashuotazheirenyoushenmehaode，chulezhangdehaokandian，shencaigaodadian，wulizhishaoweigaoyidian，haiyoushenmezhidexihuande？】
【shishangshuaigeqianqianwan，zheigebuxingzanmenjiuhuan，haifeiyaozaiyikeshushangdiaosi，zantuiyiwanbushuo，jiusuanfeiyaodiaosi，neiniyezhaoyikezitanmua，haodaiguiyidian，feiyaodiaosizaitaneikewaibozishushang，naoziyoupao。】
【huashuojintianxueshenmelaizhe？laotaifubuhuiyoujiaolunyuba？tayecaiershiduosanshibudaoa，fenghuazhengmao，yibiaorencai，shuobudinghaiyoubakuaifuji，zenmezhengtianzhihuzheye，yaotouhuangnaode，kanzhegenqilaobashiside。】
【erqiegentafuheihenladerenshewanquanbuxiangfuhaoma？tazheiyangzi，shipianbudaochunqingxiaoguniangde，nanguaitonglingrenhaizidoujiangyoule，tahaishigedanshengou。】
【腹黑且呆板。】
tucaowan，xinlideeqisuanshichuleyiban。
shubuzhi，tadetucao，jihushitongyishijian，beichuansongdaolehenduonanrendeyanqian。
【叶卿绾的吐槽】。
liugeminghuanghuangdedazi，gegedoudarudou，haijialehongdi，shengpabierenkanbujian。
taifudingzheneibankongzhonghuranchuxiandezimu，meitouzhizhou。
主动献身反被踹？
九王爷的美貌？
doubuzhongyao，zhongyaodeshi……benguandaibanqiefuhei？！
liushengditoukanzhezijishoulinazhedeneibenlunyu，youyisijintuibudedeganga！
jiuzaizheishi，zimuzaidutianjia。
【huashuotadaodiyoumeiyoubakuaifuji？woduyibalatiao，takendingyou，bijingtingshuotawugongbucuo，yihoudengtahuanyifudeshihou，woyidingyaotoutoukanyixia。】
liushengdeshoushunjiantiaojianfanshedewuzhuzijidexiaofu，yishijiannanyijieshou。
放肆。
jingrangangongranchanbenguandeshenzi？！
buguozheizimudaodishizenmeyihuishi？mofeiyourenguyizhenggubenguan？！