第1章
erbianwenredechuanxishengdaiqiyizhenmasu，xunsucongerduochuanbianquanshen。
chusangmimihuhuzhengkaishuangyan，zhijianyigeyishanbuzhengdenanzipazaizijishenshang，shouhaibulaoshidibonongtadeyaodai。
耍流氓啊！
tataituijiushiyijiao，chadianbarenchuaixiachuang。
neirenmeiyanshensui、bilianggaoting，zhangzheyizhangjiqijunmeidelian，kemiansequefanzhechaohong、zuichunzhandou，fangfojilirennaizheshenme，“chusang......”
budengchusangfanying，naohaizhonglikeyongchudaliangjiyi。
tajuranchuanyuedaozijizuotiansuokandeneibenmalisuyanqingshuli，bushirenjianrenaidenvzhu，ershishuzhongwuebuzuo、wanrentuoqideedunvpei！
cirengentatongmingtongxingmingyejiaochusang，shishuzhongzhaohuaguodejunzhu，benlaishengdemaomeiyoushenfengaogui，shiduoshaorenyibeizidouwangchenmojidechengdu。
kepianpiantaqueshigezuosijing，yinweiaishangnanzhuqihuaianduinvzhugezhongxianhaizaizang，naozilimeijigexinyanhaiquanyongzaishihuaishangle，zuihoubeijishimingzhuanghanlingrucansizailaoyuzhizhong。
yixiangdaozheier，chusanghededalegelengzhan。
buxing，bunengjiuzheimesiqiaoqiao！
tataimoukanzheneigebeitachuaikaidenanren，neirendizhetoushifennanshou，wojinshuangquandakouchuanxizhe，haibutingdizuochutunyandedongzuo。
houjieshangdeneikezhiyeyinweizheigedongzuoxiandeshifenxinggan。
houjieyouzhineibujiushiqihuaian！
shile，yuanzhutantumeisekanshangleqihuaian，jicisanfanchanzherenjiabushuo，lvlvbeijujingrannaoxiuchengnu，xianglaigeqiangquhaoduo。
zhijiejirenguanlezuiqiangchunyaobangdaozijideguifangli！
gaiside，zenmejiuchuanyuedaozheiyimu！
chusangjuedezijizhenshidaolebabeizixuemeile。
yipangdeqihuaiansihuyijingrennaidaolejidian，zhijiepudaochusang，huishoujiangchuangbiandeciwandasui，zhijiantajianqiyikuaisuicipianehenhendidingzhechusang。
bushi，shulikemeixiexianzaijiusia！
qihuaianwojincipian，yongliyici。
“不要！”
chusangshenshouzuzhita，xiayishiwozhulecipian，shunjianbeicipianhuapoleshou，daliangdexianxuecongshouzhangchuyongchu。
qihuaianyemeixiangdaohuiyouzheibanqingkuang，dingzhetashoushangdeshoulengzhule。
weilebaoming，tayegubushangteng，ganjincongchuangshangpaqilai，“nilengjingyidian！bieluandong！”
zheihuafangfoyoushenmemozhou，qihuaiandetongkongmengdishousuo，xiangshibeiguhuoyiban，jingzhendefangxiacipian，yidongbudongzuozaineili。
chunyaozenmejie，chunyaozenmejie？
zhengdangchusangjidejiaotoulanezhishitahurankanjianchuangbianyougedamutong，limianhaizhuangzhepaozhehuabandeshui，yuanzhushigejiangjiuren，banshierqianxianjizijixixiangxiang。
dui，dianshijulidouzheimeyande，shuinengxiehuo！
chusangluqixiuzicongpangbiannaleyigexiaomutongyaomanshui，duizheqihuaianjiushiyipo。
zheiyitongshuipodeyongli，qihuaianganjueneishuijiugenbazhangyiyangdazaizijilianshang，huolaladeteng。
“zenmeyang，haodianmeiyou？”chusangguanqiediwendao。
yebuzhidaoshiqidehaishizenyang，qihuaianjingbishangleyanjing，meiyoushuohua。
kanlaishuihaishitaishao，bugoubaihuo。
chusangdunshilaileganjing，yitongyitongdiwangqihuaianshenshangjiaoshui，qihuaianshizhenmeixiangdaozijiyoutianzaichuangtayenengxishangliangshuizao。
erqie，shuochulaibiebuxin，takuaiqiangsile。
dangchusangbuzhidaodijicibaxizaoshuiguandaotabizilishi，qihuaianzhongyumeirenzhukesouqilai，“keke......”
chusangwenshengganjinjiqihuaianpaibeishunqi，“zenmeyang，xianzaimeishileba？”
qihuaianbaibaishou，zhandouzhewenchusang，“meibumeishidoubuzhongyao，wojiuyigewenti，zheishuinishixiguohaishimeixiguo？”
齐淮安有洁癖！
chusangyixiangdaozheierdunshidengyuanleyanjing，“dang，dangranshi，meixiguodele。”
chusangjiejiebabadexinxumoyangdunshijiaoqihuaianxinrusihui，taganjuezijiyijingzaifahuohefafengdebianyuanle，haoxiangyitouzhuangsizaizheili。
kechusangneiju“lengjingdian！bieluandong！”quebutingdezaierbianhuidang，shentijingranzaiqiangzhiximienuhuoheyuanhen，jianguile。
chusangkanqihuaiandelianqingyizhenbaiyizhende，yemobuzhuntazaixiangshenme，gengbuzhidaofangcaineiyitongzhetengqixiaoguomeiyou。
要是有解药就好了。
解药？
duile，yuanzhukebeishouhuangditengaidejunzhu，fushangshenmelingdanmiaoyaomeiyou，yigechunyaohainengjiebule？
chusanglikequyaoxiazilifanteng，guobuqiranfaxianlexuduojieduwan，youqishizheiyulingdan，haochengkejiebaidu，yigexiaoxiaodechunyaojianzhibuzaihuaxia。
“qihuaian，kuaibajieyaochile！”chusangxingchongchongdipaodaoqihuaianshenbian。
xingxushimeixiangdaochusangnengnachuzheidongxi，qihuaianmingxianyileng，“jieyao？”
“duia，nikuaichiba！”
“niyouzheidongxizaonachulaia！”qihuaiantieqingzhelian。
chusanggangadinaonaotou，“gangxiangqilai。”
qihuaianqidetunyaodeshihouchadianmeiyesi，haozaibukuishilingyao，chiwanhoutineidechunyaojiuliketunqu，mianseyehuifuzhengchang。
“neige，qishijintianzheiqingkuangba，bushiwobenyi......”
yankanzheqihuaianmeishile，chusangyezhuomozhejizijizhaogejiekou。
menwaihuranchuanlaibizidehuhansheng，“junzhu，zheimemengdeyaoguanxiaqu，nimenzenmemeishenga！”