第一章 穿成炮灰女

“dashijie,nimeishiba,doushiyanbingqinghaini,woyaoweinibaochou!”

“buxing……tabijingshishifudedushengnv,shifukendingweitadianlehundeng……nimen,nimensheidoubunengdongshou,fouzehui,huilianleinimen……”

yanbingqingmihudezhengkaiyanjing,tayidingshiaoyezhuigeng《suxiaozhendexiuxianrichang》zhuidaozouhuorumole,jingranhaimengdaoshulihetatongmingdenvpeiganhuaishideyimu。

tataiqiyanjiaomiaoleyixia,kankangangcaizhizhidajiachushoudeneirenliansecanbairuzhi,xiabanjieshentidoumeile,xianxuedapiandapiande,zhenshicanna。

zheiyinggaijiushixiaobieshanshilianzhishinvpeiyanbingqingjiangdashijiexueyuezhualaidangyaoshoudeneiyizhang。

“shijie,kantaxingle!”turanyigedizizhizhetaqifendeshuodao。

yanbingqingwanrutoukuizhebeifaxianmashangxinxudemishangyanjing,xiangcongzheixuexingdemengzhongxinglai,danshidengtazaiyicixinglaideshihou,shenbiangengshiyiduicaozadeshengyin。

“zhangmenshixiongbixuyanchengbingqing,yaoburanzennengfuzhong!”

“shia,shenweiyifengzhizhu,haishijielvtangdetangzhu,jiuzheimezongrongnver?”

shilianggedaizheyinsefaguandefengzhu,faguanhouhaiyoulianglvpiaodai,yigegeshenchuanbaidihuishadepaozi,qizhizhuoranqiaozhedoushichuchenruxian。

zheishizaiyibiandenvrenquechixiaoyisheng,buyiweiyideshuodao:“nimenkoukoushengshengyaoyanchengqinger,xiuxianjiebenjiucanku,nanbuchenghaiyaoshejiweiren,tangzaizheilideshibanjiedeqingernimencaigaoxing?”

yanbingqingyoushikanquyiyan,zheinvrenyizhangfanglian,etoushanghaiyouyidaoxuanzhenwen,zuijiaoxiangxiaqiaozhemiansefaku,huaizhongbaozheyibingzhongjian。

zheirenbuzhengshishuzhongyanbingqingdemuqin,xuxiangfengfengzhu,tongshiyeshijielvtangtangzhuyanmiu。

“zeze,zhenshihuduzia……”yanbingqingdianpingdao。

danshitafaxiandajiademuguangqiqidedouchaotakanlai,tayilianmangran,houzhihoujuedexiangdao,nandaozheibushimeng?taqialeyixiazijidedatui,tongdetashenxiyikouliangqi。

zheishizhende,neitaxianzaishichuanshule,taxianzaidejiaoseshipaohuiyanbingqing?zhihuoleershizhang?

“bingqingxingle,nilaishuoshuodangrishilianweihelanixueshijiedangzainishenqian?”zhangmentoudaijinguan,yizhangzhengqideguozilian,liangdaonongnongdejianmei,shigezhongnianjundashu。

yanbingqingbeitawendeyakouwuyan,nvpeiweishenmelaxueyuedangyaoshoua,jiushixiangrangtasibei。

yigeshizibao,yigeshixueyueqianbujiubeiyanmiukuazanguo,tabushuang!

kezheidoushibunengshuochukoudehua,yanmiucishishouchizhongjianjiuhuzaiyanbingqingdetaqian,“nimenyouwanmeiwan,qingershiwonver,yueershiwoaitu,zhiyaowojiuhaoleyueercishijiujieguoba。”

“xueshizhibanjieshenzidoumeile,xiangyaojiuhaopashiyaotiandilingwu!”

“zheijiubulaonincaoxinle!”

yanbingqingkanzheyanmiuzhandoulijiqiangdebalianggefengzhuhezhangmendouduipaole。

xianzaiyanmiuzhengyongciaidemuguangkanzheta,haishenshoumotadenaodai,haijiangtalouzaihuaili,“qingerbupa,nibuguoyishijinghetuilenixueshijieyiba,niangzhidaonibushiyouxinde,niangyoubanfajiuyueer。”

beilouzaiyanmiuhuailideyanbingqingzhenggerendouruzaoleiji。

shangbeizitashiliushouertong,congxiaojiuhefumufenli,shinainaiyangdade。danshinainaizaitadaxuebiyehouyehuanaizhengmeile,tajiuchenglebeipiao,zhuzaidixiashikanxiaoshuoshitaweiyidelequ。

mengrandeyichuanyue,yanbingqingzhiyouzhenjing,danshibeiyanmiudehuaibaoyibao,neizhongwennuandezhenshigan,zhenderangrenhaoxiangku。

“嗯……”

zheishi,jielvtangdemenbeituikai,liangmingdiziyazheyigexiangmaomeilidenvxiujinlai,zhijiantayishenhuipao,qiaozhejiushiwaimendizidemoyang。

“kanjianmei,neirenjiushiwojinixueyueshijiezhaodexinshenti……”

“buxing!”yanbingqingcongtashangyixiazitiaoleqilai。

tanaozilidejiyibeichedishutongle,xueyuebeiyanbingqinghaidezhishengxiabanjiehou,yanmiuzhaolewaimendiziyejiushinvzhusuxiaozhenlaijixueyueduoshe。

shubuzhi,suxiaozhenbujinmeiyoubeixueyueduoshe,erqiefanshalexueyue。

bijing,zheibenshujiao《suxiaozhendexiuxianrichang》a,zhujiaokendingbunengsi。yanbingqingjidedangshizuozhetilesuxiaozhenshenshangyoulingbao,caifanshalexueyue。

yinweiduosheduoshaotaiguocanren,erqieweibeitiandao!

weiciyanmiubeifazaihoushanhanbingdongkuxiusangeyue,ersuxiaozhenyeyincihuodelebuchang,liuzaileneimenxiulian,houlaiyoudashanglexushoufengdefengzhu,chengweiqiweiyideguanmendizi。

“qinger,weihebuxing?cinvsilinggenhenixueshijielinggenyiyang,taduoshezhongshenghoudingranxiulianqilaiyeshijiweirongyide。”yanmiuzaojiusuanhaole。

yanbingqingchelechezuijiao,xueyuegenbenjiuduobulesuxiaozhendeshe。

tadedanaofeisudezhuandongzhe,yaozenmeshuocainengheqinghelifuhepaohuinvpeirenshe,maorankaikourangyanmiujuedetayebeirenduoshelejiuwanwanle。

“buxing,tazhangdetaihaokanle,wobuyunxuxuxiangfengshangyoubiwopiaoliangdenvxiu。”yanbingqingtaizhexiaba,mofangzheshuliduinvpeiyanbingqingmiaoxiedeneiyang,gaoaodexiangshiyizhikongque。

“xing,neijiuyiwodeqinger。”

yanmiuyihuishou,lianggedizijiubasuxiaozhendiuhuiwaimenqule。

erzaiyanbingqingderuanmoyingpaozhixia,tajiangchushanmendelingpaijileyanbingqing,yunxutaqinziquzhaonengbeixueyueduoshederen,danshibixubunenglikaishuiyueshanbiyoudefanwei。

zhayanguoqusanri,yanbingqingdaizheyigejiangsidexiaoqigaihuilaile,qiaozhezhiyouqibasuida,shenshangdoushiyigengenetuchulaidegutou。

xueyuezaiyanmiudebangzhuxiashunlideduoshele。

suiranruci,zhangmenzhidaolecishiyijiufaleyanmiuzaihanbingdongkuxiu,buguozhiyouyiyue。

erzheijianshiyebeiwulexialai,chulexuxiangfengderenzhidaoturanchuxianzaixuxiangfengdexiaonvhaishixueyue,qitafengderenyiweiyanmiuxinshouleyigedizi,qimingjiaoyanyue。

yanmiubeiguanjinbile,yanbingqingjiuziyoule!

qiafengzheishihouhaohuaiguolai,haohuaishulijiushiyanbingqingdegoutuizi,langbeiweijiandeneizhong。congyanbingqingsilezhihoujiubeizuozhexiezhexiewangle。

“yanshimei,tingshuonizheijiridaomei,wolaidainiquwaimenzhaogedizijinianyian,shuhuanshuhuan?”haohuaitiaoletiaomeimao,wanwandeyanlidaizhemanmandexingzhi。

yiqianhaohuaiheyanbingqingjingchangrangwaimendizilaichuituiniejian,zuozheshiyibidaiguode,danshitamendemingshengfanzhengshicongneimenchoudaowaimen。

“keke……quguangguangdaoshikeyi。”yanbingqingzaiwulidaidefanmenle,juedinghaidequqiaoqiaozuozheshulimiaoxiedeshuiyueshanjiujingshishenmemoyangde。