第1章 去他娘的霸总文学

“xiaojie!kuaijiuxiaojie!”

erbianchuanlaiyidaozhi。nendeshengyinpoqiewanfen,shenzhiranshanglekuqiang。

songhanshuangzhengkaimeimu,yuelaiyuejindexuanyazhibiyanlian。

妈卖批!

tabushizaiwennuandedachuangshangchuizhekongdiaoshuidajuema?

zheishigeshishenmeemeng,zenmehairucizhenshi!

weijishensi,xiong。kouchuanlaizhenzhenbiemen,songhanshuangzhoujinmeitou。

“快把手给我!”

chelianbeihudeliaoqi,cuchenhouzhongdesangyinzhouranxiangqi,songhanshuangyinweimengliekesouerranshangyingyingshuiguangdezhanlezhan。

haimeidengtafanyingguolai,yanqiannizhetianguangdenanzishengyinchenlejifen,“dezuile。”

xiayike,yizhiculidedazhangbuyoufenshuodezuanzhutaxianxideshouwan,suijiyigemengjingjiangtacongchelilachulai。

zaimachejijiangzhuiluoxuanyadeqianjunyifazhijidalegexuan,suijiwenwenluodi。

“咳咳咳……”

xuanyundeganjuexijuanerlai,songhanshuangshuangshoujinjinzhuazhenanzideshuangbei,shenzigurouruodefangfobaici,qingqingyiniejiunengsuiyiban。

taetoudizhetabingliangruxuantiedekuijia,buzhudechuanqi,meiyousongshoudeyisi。

nanzihunshenjiangyingdezhanzaiyuandi,yidongweidong,heichendemouzidixialai,kanzheyanqianjiaoruanyisuideguniang,shengyinbuzijuefangruan:“gunianghaoxielema?”

zheishengyinxiangmobeideshazi,queyoufangfoguoxiezhefeng。

songhanshuangweichuanzhetaitou,jingliangdetongkongyouxiedaizhu。

yanqiannanzishengaojiuchi,lengyingdelianpangshangjianmeirubin,shensuiweixiandeshuangyanqiheiruanye,cikelimianshengzhejifenningzhongyubumingxiandeguanqie。

yishenjianyingdekuijiajiangrenchendeyingqibofa,maisejifushirishaiyulindechendian。

qijinjihushibingzhehuxiqiaozheta,shengpadaimanlezheijiaodididexiaojie。

neizhangcangbaihaowuxuesedebazhanglianshang,daimeiqiongbishengdejihao,yingyingshuiguangdeyanweiweiweiqiaoqi,jiangwugudemousepingtianjifenqingmei。

tazaijunzhongdaidejiu,suojianbushicaohanjiangshibianshishahongleyandedijun,haicongweijiechuguozheibanrouruorujiacideguniang,xiangshichangnianshengzaihuangmodeyelangjiandaolejiaojieganjingdeyueliang。

“姑娘……?”

yishidaozijikanmileyandesonghanshuanglianmangsongshou,wuzhepaziqingqingkesou,lianjiaquebukeyizhidefuqiyisifeise。

songhanshuang,nizenmezheimese!

diubudiuren?yigemengjingeryi。

neixinjiangzijitucaoshubianhou,tachunjiaogouqiyimodetidexiao,“duoxiejiangjunxiangjiu。”

“duilejiangjun,haibuzhidaonizenmechenghuni?”

“qijin。”tabujibuxudekaikou。

songhanshuangyishunjianruzaoleipi,yiduhuaiyizijitingcuole,“shen……shenme?”

qijinjiantarucizhenjingdemoyang,xindibuyoushengchujifenguaiyi,quehaishiyiziyidundefushuleyibian:“zaixiaqijin。”

宋寒霜:“……”

救命啊!

这是个什么情况?

budengtahuiguosixu,yuanchuyouchuanlaijicubenpaodeshengyin,taningmeizaidukanguoqu——

jigelangbeishoushangdehuweiyiwofengguolai,baojianhuaikuidehuibing。

“neibangcikeyijingshensi,shuxiamenyouzui,meinengbaohuhaoxiaojie,haiqingxiaojiezefa!”

gangshuowan,zhanzaizuiqianmiandehuweijiumengdeoutuyikouxianxue,xingqishizu。

songhanshuangxiangshiyikouqichuanbushanglai,liangyanyifan,zhizhiyunleguoqu。

qijinyanjishoukuaidefanyingguolai,xuxudelouzhetaxianshoudeyaoshen。

huaizhongshaonvmiansecangbairuzhi,qingdemeiyouyisizhongliang,tabeibangjiangyingdebuganduodong,shengpanalinongtengleta。

……

songhanshuangzaixinglaiyijingwanshang,zhuhuohunhuangdeguangmangli,taqiaojianshensejianyuandezhangpengding,yonglibishangyanjing,guolehuiyoumengdezhengkai。

一成不变。

songhanshuangmuguangdaizhi,yukuwulei。

yuanlaizheibushimengjing,tataicanlea!

zhangpengxiankaiyijiao,waimiansajinlaigouhuoweiruodeguang,lvyaoshoulinazhebeizikaodexiangweishizudeturou。

“小姐,您醒了!”

lvyaomanlianxiaoyidenazheturoukaojin,“zheishiqijiangjunkaode,kexiangle,xiaojieninkuaichangchang!”

songhanshuangyiguzuoqidezuoqishen,ningshendingzheta,“nijiaoshenme?”

xiaoyatoumeitouyizhou,mihuobujie,“nubilvyaoa,xiaojienin……ninzenmele?”

tataishoudazhu,shenxilekouqi,shenqingbeichuang,“suoyiwojiaosonghanshuang?”

lvyaojuedehenqiguai,queyouzhinengshuncongdediandiantou。

haojiahuo,tajianzhiyaoxiong。kousuidashi!

jiuyinweizhangpingtucaolemoupianguzaonvewenxiaoshuodebingruonvzhu,jieguotayijuexinglaijiuyaoyishenshifale?

songhanshuangziqiarenzhong,manyanjuewang。

yuanzhusuiranchushenmingmenshijia,buchouchichuanyongdu,quecongniangtailidaizhebing,shenziguboruozhiji。beisuanmingxianshengdaochumingbujiuyi,weiyousongqunanjiangyiejingxiangchong,qingshengnvruguqiangzhengyixianshengji。

suanmingneinianyuanzhuweiyoushisui,ciqunanjiangyibieyuanjingyiyousinianzhijiu,danzaoxindeshi,nanjiangbingweizhihaotademaobing。yuanzhuzhisuoyihuilai,yishiyinweitadieniangyousiguozhong,xiangjianjianzijiguinv;erzetayekuaijiji,daoleshihunnianji,bunengzhangliunanjiang。

zuoweiguzaonvewennvzhu,yuanzhuzheicihuilaibujiujiubeibenshunanzhudingshang,zaihuangshangdezuozhuxiaquleyuanzhu,yuanzhuyixinxiangyaoxiangfujiaoziquebeinanzhuliyong,quqitumoudebuguoshiyuanzhusuohuidezhongguzhishu,weidebianshiyaoweitaxinzhongbaiyueguangxuming。

shuodaonanzhu,songhanshuangjiuxiangewan,zheizhongqianqiweilebaiyueguangnvpeigenyuanzhuchanshenggezhongwuhui,bayuanzhunvedesiquhuolai,xianxiemingsanghuangquan,houqikandaonanzhuhuorankailangzhuiqideqingjie,tahaobuyouyudeqiwenle。

zheinanzhushizaitaiexinle!

qianqizuoweigongjurendesonghanshuangrujinzhixiangkuangkuangzhuangdaqiang。

“xiaojie,ninshibushinalibushufu?zenmelianserucinankan?”

lvyaohuranjuedeshouzhongkaoturoubuxiangle,yiliandanyoudeqiaozhehaowuxuesedesonghanshuang。

duzihuranchuanlai“gugu”dejiaosheng,tayanleiwangwangdenaguoturou,“nichuquba,woyaoyigerenjingjingdechi。”

lvyaoyanxianeixieguanqiedehuayu,yibusanhuitoudelikailezhangzi。

songhanshuangfa。xiesideyaoleyikouturou,lianshangbeichuangdebiaoqingturanninggu。

e^?zenmehaiyoudianerhaochi?

youyaoleliangkouhou,tacaizixisisuoxianzaidechujing。

——yuanzhubeicikecishaxianxieshensizhijibeiqijinchushoujiuxiahou,yinweixinzhonggeyingnannvdafang,yingshidaizhesuoshengwujidehuweiduzihuijing。

zuoweishenqingnanerdeqijinyinweibufangxin,pailejigedelishouxiaanzhonghusong。

zaipinganhuidaoyuanjinghou,yuanzhudieniangconglvyaokouzhongdezhiyuanzhubeidajiangjunsuojiudeshiji,yifantantingweirenhou,jueyijiyuanzhuheqijinqianhongxian。

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neixiewuhuichulenveyuanzhubenren,shenzhiqianlianleyuanzhujiazu,zuihouluodegejiaporenwangdejieju。

zhiyaoshixiangyixiang,songhanshuangjiujuedequanshenfaleng。

zheizhongbazongwenxuetajueduibuyao!