第5章
“xuexixuexibuxing，renpinhaibuzadi，xiaoshihoutouzhenzhangdatoujin，nizheizhongjianrennadongxijiushangshouqiangde，chizaohuichengchefeiluba，chengweixinshehuidebailei。”
“pingshenmewojiguihuameihuabeideliangshiyaofenniyifen？”
ludajunhaihuizhuangzhuangyangzi，luerjunneishizhangzhelaotaipohudexinganerside，badaozhuanheng，jiangguihuameihuawangsiliqifu，tamenshenshangbeiqiadeqingyinzijiumeihaoguo。
xiaomenkouyoutongxueweilongguolai，baisushuodegengqijingle：“ninaijinidaidekouliang，biguihuameihuajiaqilaihaiduoyiban，zenmemeijiannifentamenyikouchide？”
“niyaozaiganqiangtamenjiemeidedongxi，xinbuxinhuijiawozousini。”
baqiceloutiguihuachengyao，baisupaipaitadejian：“tayaoshiganqiangnihemeihuadedongxi，gaolaoshineierqu，zuoerninaihedaboniangchadianmailenijie，wojintianlaizhenshanggongshejiushizhaogongangaotamen。”
“luerjunganqiangnidedongxi，neijiushifanzui，woshanggongsheyiqijiangtagaole，rangtachiqiangzier。”
beipitougailianyizhentongma，luerjunrenshadiaole。
tagaobudongyixiangxingziruan，chuchushunzhetadeshenzi，zenmeturanmata？
还骂得那么难听？
zheihuiertongxuemenyijingweizhetakaishizhizhidiandian，yaoergenziqieqiesiyuzaipingtoulunzu，luerjunjuedehaodiulian，wadeyishengkuzhepaokaile。
guihuakanxiangbaisudeyanshenzaifanguang，mouzilidexingfenhechongbaijingerkuaiyichulaile。
baisushuonaihedaboniangyaomaitajie，guihuajisile：“ma，wojietameishierba？”
“youwozaini？nengyoushenmeshier！”
“shiqingmeinengcheng，ninaihedabonianghaibeizhuaqudaduidaguchang，jieshousixiangjiaoyule。”
“luerjunyaoganzaixuexiaoqifuni，nizhiguanwangsileqifuhuiqu。”
shangkelingxiangle，baisutuiletuiyiliangandongdeshayatou：“yihouyoumajinichengyao，sheiyebunengqifunimen，kuaihuiqushangke。”
guihualinzheliangshidaizi，yibusanhuitouzoule，baisuzheicaiwangzhenshanggongshezou。
taxianshinazheyaozhazizhaominjingbaoan，gaolujiapoxixuyimouhaiyijimaimairenkou。
ranhou，quyoujujilihuajiujiufaleyifengdianbao。
zainashangconglulaopozineierqianglaideqianpiao，qugongxiaoshemaileyouyanjiangcudengdiaoliao，mailejijinbaimian，mailezaozihongtangjidangao，haicheleyikuaibu。
jiangshoulidepiaoyongwan，shengxiadeqianyemaibushangdongxi，baisuzheicaiyihandeshoushou，linzhezhuangmandongxidelanzihuidaogongshemenkou。
heyanshifenyouyanse，paolaibangmanglinlanzi：“shenzi，shiqingbandezayang？”
“还行！”
yaozhazishiwuzheng，duishangsheyuanmenshirenzheng，gongsheneibiandeminjingshuoyihuieryaoquhepingdaduiheshi，qingkuangshushijuebuguxi。
maimairenkouhaiyouguanyaoxuyimouhai，doushizuidaejideshier，shizaituoxinshehuidehoutui。
baisuzhidaoyilaotaipoheludajunfuzideyindujinger，chixiadedakuibuhuirongyijieguoqu，haidezhemotahelihuatamenjige。
那就先下手为强呗！
baoandeshierchengle，neijigeheixinganmairende，busiyeyaotuoyicengpi。
shiqingbucheng，daoyewufang！
nengnaodelujiajifeigoutiao，mingshengbaijin，ertahainengzhanzaidaodezhigaodian，rangneijigejipinzigubuxia，meijingerzhaotamafan，haozhaojihuichedibaituoneiyijiazixixuegui。
yihuier，dengminjingdaohepingdaduiheshiwan，chuxianzailujia，neicaishihaoxidengchangni！
zheiyibuqizouderucishunli，baisuxinqingdahaogenheyanzheigehaoxiaohuoliaoshangle。
daduizhangrangheyanshanggongshejiede，shiyinanyinvlianggezhiqing，haiyouyiduiyesun，laoxianshengshenziguhenbuhao，xudexiangsuishiyaoguadiaodeyangzi。
tashenbianpeizhedenianqingrendaoshihaoxiangmao，heyanyijingshicunlizhangdezuihaokandexiaohuozi，peizhelaotouerdenianqingren，zhangxiangbushuta，qizhiruya，shenshanghaiyouyiguguiqier。
congbaisushangletuolaji，nianqingrenjiuyifuhenjingtideyangzi，suoyibaisuzhidangtashitoumingren，genheyanyouyidameiyidaliaozhe。
beinianqingrenfuzhedelaotouerbingyangyangde，miansefanbai，youxiechuanshangbuqideyangzi。
dengneilianggequgongxiaoshemaidongxidezhiqinghuilai，tuolajiqidongkaileyihuier，taxiangshibingdegenglihaile，wuzhexiongkou，eshangdoudadehanzhugunluoxialai。
fuzhetadenianqingrenjisile，hanheyan：“tongzhi，nengbunengtingyixia？”
meidengheyanhuiying，pangbiantabizidenvzhiqingbuleyile：“gennimenzuoyiliangtuolaji，yijinggoudaomeile，shierneimeduo？bunengting，tingleyaodanwuqudaduibaodao。”
nanzhiqingkanyiyanliansefanbai，yuelaiyuechuanbushangqidelaotouer。
tayouxieburenxin：“haishitingyixia，tabingdehaolihai。”
“niwangletamenshishenmeshenfen？zhanshangbudereyishensao。”
nvzhiqinghenbumandezebeitongban：“huiqi！wobuyuanyigentamenyiliangche，tuolajiyaotingxia，wozouzhequhepingdadui。”
toufafanbaidelaorenjia，mingxianhuxikunnan，liansebaideheren，wuzhexiongkouxiangshiyaomashangyaodaoxiaqu。
xiongmendaolezheizhongchengdu，yigebushenjiunengniangchengdahuo。
shouzhelaoxianshengdenianqingrensuiyilianjingti，rangrenfangan，danbaizaibaisumianqiande，shiyitiaohuoshengshengdeminga！
zuoweiyizheguzilidezhiyecaoshou，baisuyebuyunxuzijilengyanpangguan。
tadaodimeirenzhu，duilezuoyaodenvzhiqingyiju：“neinijiuzouzhequdadui。”
“wokangennizuoyiliangtuolajicaihuiqi，zunlaoaiyounidongbudong？”
baisuchongheyanhan：“hejiaxiaozi，tingyixia，zheiweilaotongzhiqingkuangbutaihao。”
heyanshougoulechengfendekutou，yuanbenzhixiangjiangdaduizhangfenfutajierendeshierjibanhao，buxiangguanxianshi。
danjiupingbaisulaishidatuolajishuodeneijuhua，taduitaneishiyantingjicong，lianggezhiqingchaochaorangrangtameidasuantingche，baisuyihan，tamangjiangtuolajitingle。
conglaoxianshengfabingkaishi，peizhetadenianqingrenhanwanheyantingche，jiukaishichekaixinglidaizizhaoyao。
zheihuiertuolajiyiting，tamangfuzhelaorenjiatangzaizijituishang，ranhoushoumangjiaoluanjitaweiyao。
“zheiweilaotongzhiliansefabai，huxikunnan，fabingdeshihouyizhiwuzhexinkou，xiongmendelihai，tazheishixinjifazuole。”
ganggangduokuiyanqianzheiweishenzi，rangkaituolajidetongzhitingchele。
burantayeyedeqingkuanghenweiji，youxingmingzhiyou。
yinfanduibaisumeiyouyikaishineimefangbeile，diandiantoungleyisheng。
yaoxiaoyishibanhuiermeineimekuai，jianlaorenjiadeqingkuangmeizenmehaozhuan。
baisugennianqingrendahua：“niyaoshinengfangxin，rangwojitakankan。”