“nikekuaibieshuole！”tanlaotaiqideyaoyaqiechi，tuolejiaoxiadexiejiuchaotanxiaoxureng。
tanxiaoxuguyiwangpangbianshanleyixia，zuishangmeiting：
“guaiguai，nongchangnvgongdaiqiujia，changzhangerzixidangdie！zheixiaoxilaojingbaole！wokedequxuanchuanxuanchuan，daoshihoubuguangzanmenquanlianduizhidaozheishi，gujizhenggeshenglinongchang，shenzhiquanbingtuandouzhidaole！
“zanmenlaotanjiakechudamingle！
“光宗耀祖啊奶奶！
“ninlaoyaoludalianle！！！”
huameishuowan，tanxiaoxusatuijiupao。
tanlaotai、maqiujupoxiliangchadianmeiqituxue。
zheisiyatoupianzipingshisanjiaotibuchuyigepi，jintianshizhonglexiele，weilefangzigenqian，lianzijialianmiandoubugule。
不带这么泼脏水的！
jiantapaoyuan，maqiujuzhongyufanyingguolaisidezhuichuqudahan：
“xiaoxu，haozhinv，nihuilai，haohaohao，fangzijini，qianyejini，nihuilai！”
jiantanxiaoxuhaishitouyebuhuidepao，maqiujuzhideyoudishengxiaqideqiu：
“daniangqiunilehaibuxingma！”
tanxiaoxuzhongyutingxiale，zhuanliandao：
“daniang，niyaozheimeshuo，wokezhenshihuixinruande——”
maqiujuqichuanyuyudetingxiale，mianqiangjichuyigexiaoyi：
“daniangzhidao，wodazhinvzuitongqingdalile，bujiushifenjia、fenfangzima，cheng！lianduixingaideneiliangjianwu，wogenninainaizuozhu，jinimenniangliangle！”
suiranshuoneiliangjianxiaotuwushigongjiade，benlaishidasuankaidoufufangde，ruguomaoranjibierenzhudehua，bidinghuiyinqilianduiqitarendefandui。
但是——
duitangyumei、tanxiaoxumunvlianglaishuo，shigeliwai。
zhuyaoshizheimunvliangzailianduideshenfenkebuyiban，tamenshilieshideyishuangheyigu。
dangniantanxiaoxudebabazaikaihuangshi，diaojinzhaozexishengle，sihoubeizhuiweilieshi，tadangnianqushidedifang，houlaihailiqiyizuojinianbei，yijiniantadefenggongweiji。
bujinruci，rujinzheigeyouzheliangbaiduowanmutudiheliangwanduomingzhigongdeshenglinongchang，haishitanxiaoxutabaxuandezhi。
jiuliannongchangdemingzi，doushitanxiaoxutabapaibanquedingxialaide。
suoyi，tanxiaoxutaba，shishenglinongchangdedianjizhehekaichuangzhe，tazaikaihuangtuzhongzhuangliexishengdejieju，yerangtachenglezheigeshidaideyingxiong，chenglenongchangguanghuilishizhongdeyibufen。
youzhefubeiderongyao，tanxiaoxuzheigelieshiyigu，shenshangziranyeyoubuyiyangdeguanghuan。
haiyou，tanxiaoxuhaiyouyigehentebiedeshenfen，tashidiyigezaishenglinongchangchushengdexiaogongmin，dangniantachushengshi，zuoweishenglinongchangdejiguandayuancaigangxuanzhi，zhenggenongchanghaibudaoyibairen。
dangniantagangluodishijiuyourenkaiwanxiaoshuo，zheiyatoushigenshenglinongchangyiqidanshengde。
tayeshigenshenglinongchangyiqichengzhangqilaide。
zhishi，tabakaichuangdeshenglinongchangyuelaiyuezhuangda，taqueyinweishiqulefuqindebihu，zheixieniansuozaiyigepianyuandenongyeliandui，zhujiantunqulechushengshidaideguanghuan，bianchengleyigeputongdenvnonggong，zhujianbeirenyiwang。
danjibianruci，zaizheigeliandui，tanxiaoxuhaishi“xingguangshanyao”bandecunzai。
suoyi，bafangzijilieshiyishuanghelieshiyiguzhu，jueduimeirenganshuoshenme。
xiangfan，maqiujuzhidao，lianduihaoxiegezuiqiandelaoniangmenersidixiadigu，shuotamenlaotanjiazheixieniankedaiguerguamu。
xianzaiyaoshijiqian、jifangzi，zongnengduzhuneibanglaoniangmenerdesuizuipizileba！
tanxiaoxutingdaomaqiujuzhongyusongkoule，haobukeqi：
“neixing，fangzijile，qianni？”
“qianyeji！nishuo，yaoduoshao？”maqiujuzheihuiertongkuaidebudele。
tanxiaoxuxiangdaoxitongjianglideyiqian，kaikoudao：