第1章 大猪蹄子

mingyuedeqinghuisaluojingzhidefeiyan,cuoluoyouzhidedianqunjiaoluonei,zuoluozheyichuzhuangyansumudedadian。

yuanwaihongqianghuanrao,yuanneilvliuzhouchui,chaoshouyoulangneiyushichaopudi,chanchanxiliubian,shanshidianzhui,huatuanjincu。

yiweinianyueshiliuqisuideshaonvmianqianranzheyituanmingliangdehuo,yingdetahongtongtongdeliandangengjiayouren,shaonvrumodemeiyanshangranshangleyisichouchang。

tacongbianshangdedaizilizhuachuyidabajinbozhichengdezhiqian,yizhangyizhangkaojinhongsedehuosheshang:"yeye,nizaineibianzenmeyang?ruguomeiqianhualejiujisunnvtuogemeng,sunnvduojinishaodianzhiqian。"

yejingqiaoqiaode,wanfengweiweichuidongzhehuoshe。

“wozaizheilidouhaixing。guoqishangban,xinzidaiyubijiaohao,jiushimeiyouwuxianyijin,liangeshangyexiandoumeiyou,erqiehaibuwending,wanyixiagangle,jiubunengzaijiuyele。”

zhaoyinyinjiangshoulidezhiqiansazaihuosheshang:“danshizongtishuo,gongzuoneirongbushihenduo,shoudixiahenduoren,meitiandingshikaigehui,jiandanshuoliangjugezisanle。yaoshishuoshengzhiyemeifashengzhile,zuodaotoule,shidongshizhangfuren。

yaoshishunlidehua,nengzuodaotaihou,zuoxiayirendongshizhangdeniang,danshizheigenanduyoudianda,erqiehaoduorendoudingzhesunnvzheigeweizhini。”

bangeyueqian,zhaoyinyinyijuexinglai,faxianzijichuanjinyibenjiaozuo《huanghouruciduojiao》deshuli,tajiushishuzhongdeedunvpei,ernvzhushixiehongdebiaomeixuruyue,yejiushibenshudenvzhujiao,yuxiehongyiqixieshou,pingdingsihai。

zuihou,zhaoyinyinyumoufandeweinanwangsitong,zuizhongbeihuangdiwumafenshi,xuruyuechenggongshunlifengweihuanghou……

danshijiranrujinzijizhidaohouxufazhan,jiujueduihuizuzhiyuandingjuqingfashengde。

tabuyaowumafenshi,tayaohaohaogaoqian,chengweishoufu!

weiliangdewanfengfuguotaweibaidelianse,shenhouxiangqiyilianchuancongmangdejiaobusheng。

“huanghouniangniang,nizenmezaizheilishaozhiqian?xiajizhire,tianganwuzao,bixiazhiqianyijingfenfuleyanjingongzhongyouminghuo。”

zhaoyinyinhengletayiyan,jiangshouzhongzuihouyitazhiqianfangzaimingliedehuoyanshang:“bixiahainenglanzhuwojiwoyeyejinfenxinyibu。erqiebixiayagenmeishuoguozheigongzhongjinminghuo,nikebiexiashuo。”

zhaoyinyindunzaidishangshijianjiule,tuiyoudianmale,qileyixiameiqilai,tayangqishou:“kuaifuwoqilai。tuimale。”

yizhibinglengdedashoufuzaizhaoyinyinyuzhishang,fanshoujiangzhaoyinyinlaqilai。

“burugufuniqilai?”danmodesangyinzaizhaoyinyinerbianxiangqi。

声音有些熟悉。

zhaoyinyinchayitaimou,nanziwuguanjunlang、shenzitingba,qiyuxuanangdilizaitamianqian,yishuangxiazhangdedanfengyanzhengdanmodiwangzheta。

zheibushiweiyanggongdeneigemodeganqingdedazhutizima?

啊!不是。

zhaoyinyindaileyishun,suijiyingyingyixiao,kuanranxingli:“chenqiejianguobixia,yuanxiongcaidalve、wenwuquancai、kuanyanbingji、zhirenshanrendebixialongtikangjian、qianqiushengshou、wanshouwujiang、shouyutianqi……”

谢泓的脸越来越黑。

“aifeizheishizuoshenme?”xiehongwangzhejiaoxiajijiangranshaodaijindeyiduihuijin:“gubanyueqianjiuyixialinghuanggongzhineijinminghuo。”

zhaoyinyinchongxiehongluchutiantianyixiao,zuichunzhanghebantian,caiyaozheyahanhanhuhubiechulianggezi:“shima?”

“bixiashuojinminghuoshiyinggaide,bijingxiatianbijiaore,rongyifashenghuozai。”zhaoyinyinbaochizhetiantiandexiaorong,muguangluozaishencedeyahuanshang:“woyedequeshentilixing,keshoubixiasuoyan。xiaolv,nishuobushi?”

beijiaozuoxiaolvgongbidaizaiyuandi,buzhidaohuanghouhululimaideshenmeyao,zhinengshunzhezhaoyinyindehua:“shia。huanghouniangniangshizuijiangbixiadehuafangzaixinshangde。”

“suoyi,xiaolvnifangcaiweiheyaoshaozhiqian?”zhaoyinyinhuafengyizhuan,yizhengyancidizhiwenxiaolv。

“e……wo……shinubibuhao。qiubixiabuyaozeguaihuanghouniangniang。”xiaolvguizaidishang。

xiehongpieleyanzhaoyinyin:“huanghoushenweihougongzhishou,mingzhihuanggongjinminghuo,haitangerhuangzhishaozhiqian,bingqiejiahuojiwuzhigongbi,zuijiayideng,jinzuyigeyue。”

de,keqianwanbunengrenaozijidedabossa。

zhaoyinyinxiangzheyaoganjinbiaoxianbiaoxian,tajimangjiaozhuzhuanshenyuzoudexiehong,guanxindao,“bixia,chenqietingshuomingriweinanwangjinjian。”

xiehonghuitou,rumodemouziqiaozhezhaoyinyin,“aifeixiangfabiaoshenmegaojian?”

zhaoyinyinlimahuanshangyifutiantiandemingliangdexiaorong,shengyinwenruan:“bixiamingrikeyaoxiaoxindian。”

xiehongmouzizhongjianjianranshangyicengboshuang,dunledun:“aifeizheishishenmeyisi?yaobaofugu?”

赵音音一窒。

tajideshuzhongjiangweinanwangxieyijinjian,dixinshenyue,shiyeyubaohedianyanqingxieyi。ran,gongchoujiaocuozhiji,toudinggongdengsongluo,diweixun,duoshanbuji,dengshiepoxianxueguguerliu,jiusiyisheng,fangcaiyouyouzhuanxing。

好心当成驴肝肺。

zhaoyinyinyongzhinengzijicainengtingdaodeshengyindigudao:“zasini。”

“ng?”xiehongfuyouhuimou,huyidiwangzheta。

zhaoyinyinweiweiqushen,“chenqiefangcaixiangtixingbixia,moyaoyinhuoshangshen。”

xiehongwangzhezhaoyinyin,kanzhemianqianzheigerenchuwuhaidexiaoguniangzongjuedenaliguaiguaide。

tamouguangyishen,diheyisheng:“aifei,kanlaishigutaizongrongnile,rangnirucisiwujidan。”

zhaoyinyindingdingwangzhetadeyijiao。

minghuangsedelongpaoyijiaoshanzheyidingdianliangshanshandedongxi,zaiyouyoudeyeseshanzheyingyingzhiguang。

xingdianyiyizhongguiyidefangshimanmanmanyan,zaichongfenderanshaohuanjingzhong,yanbianweiyidiandianminghuo。

“naliyoushaojiaodeweidao?”xiehongxiayishidexiulexiu,tamengranditou,wangzhezijiranshaodeyimei,moranzhengdaleyanjing。

xiehongyilianheixian,nuhoudao:“kannigandehaoshi!”

zhaoyinyinxinzhongyijin,rutongjiaocaifenghuolunyiban,huosuchelijijianglaidaodezhanchang。

yuehuarongrong,jingjingsazaizhaoyinyinlianshang,zhaoyinyinbeikaocuzhuangshugan,dakoudakouchuanzhecuqi,xinghaozijifangcaipaodekuai,buranbuzhidaoyougaibeixiehongzenmejiaoxunyidunle。

wanfengfuguotazhangfa,shujuejianbangyijin,tajingyidezhuanguotou,zhengdademouzizhabazhaba,“nishi?”

duifangshiyigeyouxiaomaisepifu,xiongtanghengkuo、shenzitingbadeyimibadehanzi,chongtamingliangyixiao,“yiner!”

“nihaonihao!”zhaoyinyinhetawowoshou,“buzhixiongtaishinaweia?”

“woshixieyia。”neirenyixiao,luchuliangpaishanliangjiebaideyachi。

zhaoyinyinchunbiandexiaoshunjianningzhizaichunjiao。

zheibushimimouzaofandeneiweizhuerma?

zhaoyinyinchudianbanchouchuzijideshou,limaxiangyibianpingyileliangbu,qingkeliangsheng,“zheilinaishihuanggongneiyuan,wangyeweijingchuanzhaodaoci,pashibuhelishuba。”

xieyimouguangshenshenwangzheta,“woqukanwangmuhoutujingzheili,meixiangdaoyudaonile。zheimeduonianbujian,woyizhidouhenjiguani。”

zhaoyinyinneixinos:haishisuanleba,niyuejiguawo,wosideyuekuai。

zhaoyinyindao:“wangye,bengonghaiyoushi,xianxingyibule。”

sihaomeiyouzhuyidaoshenhouyidaoshenshenmouguangyizhinianzaizijishenshang,chichibuyuanyiliqu。