zhuojinyishuowan,tacongxuzhiyuankanzijideyanshenzhongduchulesangezi。
‘你疯了’。
瓦特哎玩儿!
zhuojinfaxianzijifalijinshi,haibeiguyanzhizheigelaopifufengjinxiaoshuolineiyike,tajiufengle。
wobuhaoguo,sheidoubiexianghaoguo。
“zhuojin,nishibushihaigaobuqingchunixianzaidezhuangkuang?”xuzhiyuanbayanjingcongbiliangshangquxialai。
taxizhuanggelv,wenzhibinbin,hengkanshukandoushiyigesiwenbailei。
xiuzhangdeshouzhitaochuxiongkoudebaijin,tayouxiandecashizhejingpian:“wangluoshangxianzaiquanshigongjinideresou,nibujiangqingchushiqingguocheng,wohennanbangni。”
“bangwo?”zhuojinchaofengdao:“bangwoshenbaiminglie?bangwozhaganzuihouyisijiazhi?”
许致远一愣。
tarenshidezhuojin,buhuizheimejianrui,zheiyangduoduobiren。
tayandilveguoyimoyihuo,zheishitiaogeloubazijitiaokaiqiaole?
可那又怎么样?
yigebeizijiniezaishoulidewanyier。
jiranzhexiububeizhuojinchelexialai,xuzhiyuanyebujieyitanming:“wochengrenwoyouliyongnidechengfen,kenibukankannixianzaidemingsheng。chuleneidangzishier,nibuzhaoyigebaohusan,sheihaihuiyongni?”
“shenmeshier?”zhuojinxianqiyanpi,feiyaoxuzhiyuanbahuatankaishuo:“shuadapaibeizhoudaofengshaneishier?xudajingjiren,bushinirangwozheimezuodema?shuobangzuopinyinyiyinredu,xianzaitanzibeixianle,shipenziwangwotoushangkou?”
“zheishigongsigaocengdejueding,wozhifuzezhixing。zhuojin,bierangwonanzuo。”xuzhiyuanlianmei。
tataochushouji,baresoudiaochulaijizhuojinkan,“woxianzaibuxianggennifanjiuzhang,nicongshenyanfangjiantiaoloudexinwenzaiwangshangyueyanyuelie。”
“zheishigejihui,fashengdaonayibule,shuochulai。youwomengongsiyindaoyulun,ruguoshunlidehua,shenyanhuituoxierangnijinneigezongyi。”
“wokemeishuoguowoxiangjinzongyi,woshigeyanyuan!”zhuojinjiaoaodeangqitou:“haonvbuchiliangjiafan!zheigezongyi,wobushang。”
shuowanzhuojinchoukongmiaoleyiyanpingmu。
咦~骂得可真脏。
“nibushang?”xuzhiyuandalianglezhuojinbantian,faxiantabuxiangzaigenzijiouqi。
tamouseweichen,naizhexingziwendao:“nidaodixiangganshenme?”
“woxiangtuiquan!”zhuojinchenjidao。
yulequanbuganjing,laoniangbuqulejiushi。
“tuiquan?”xuzhiyuanwanweierdexiaoleyixia,tixingdao:“nipeideqiweiyuejinma?”
“he,qianeryi。huangbaizhiwu,benshenconglaibufangzaiyan……dengdeng!”zhuojinhuranxiangdaoleshenme。
tadaochumolemo,mochushouji。
bayuanshengegepingtaidezhanghufanchulaiyikan。
haoma,suoyoudeqianjiaqilaihaibudaoyiqiankuai。
一分钱难倒英雄汉。
zhuojinhaibushiyingxionghan,tataiqitourenzhenwenlexuzhiyuanyigewenti:“zanmendeweiyuejinshiduoshaolaizhe?”
“baoshouguji,youlianggeyi。”xuzhiyuandandanhuidao。
操!
yimuqiandeqingkuang,maiyiwancishenyepeibuqi。
zhuojindanfangmianxuanbu,tabuzaishigaogaozaishangdeshen,tazhishiyigeqiongbi。
chenyinpianke,zhuojinhuidao:“nishaodeng,wodajigedianhua,kannengbunengjiedao。”
shuowan,tazhenfanchuletongxunlu。
shaixuanleyibianmingdan,zhuojinjiqizhongyigejiaobaixixidenvrendaquledianhua,kaimenjianshandao:“xiaobai,youqianma?jiewodian。”
neibianyinledezaoyinhenda。
zheinvshengshizhuojinweishubuduodezhenpengyou,liangrensuanbudabuxiangshi。
zhuojingenbaixixixihuandeyigenanmingxingchuanfeiwen,baixixizhijielinzhebaojiushanglaizouxiaosan。
houlaifaxian,yuanshenshizhencan。
liangrenyizhiweichizhebucuodepengyouguanxi。
zhideyiti,baixixishibaishiqiyedeqianjin,youqian。
“jieduoshao?”baixixineibianyinleshengtaidale,duizheshoujidahou。
“buduobuduo,lianggeyi!”zhuojinpatatingbujian,yechongzheshoujidahan。
shengyindadexuzhiyuangangsongkaidemeitouyouzhouleqilai。
电话那头沉默了。
xiayimiao,baixixipaozhangyiyangdemashengchuanlai:“zhuojinnitiaoloutiaoshaleba?woneisiguilaodiehaimeisi,wonaerlaidelianggeyijini?jiusuantasile,woyefenbudaolianggeyiyichan。”
baijiaqingkuangbijiaofuza,bailaotouhuozhebaixixicaishibaijiadaxiaojie。
bailaotousile,taneinaoguazinengbeihoumaliantangdaishuisuanjideganganjingjing。
“made,yueshuoyueqi,guale!”baixixiwuqingdeguaduanledianhua。
卓锦也气。
lianbaixixidoujiebuleqianjiziji,qitarengengbukeneng。
ziyoufeixiangdeweilaihaimeikaishi,jiutaisifuzhong。
zhuojindaidaidikanzheheipingdeshouji。
qiahaocishitiaochulaiyitiaotuisong。
‘haoxiaoxi:zhuojintiaolou。huaixiaoxi:zhuojinmeisi!’
淦!
更气了。
xuzhiyuanquanchengshuangshouhuanxiong,lengyanpangguan:“naogoulema?naogoule,jiushuoba!niheshenyan,zuolema?”
“zuogechuizi。”zhuojinyaosibuhuotanghuichuangshang:“kuzidoumeituo,jiurangwogun。”
“meizuo?”xuzhiyuanmeitouningdesijin:“meizuonitiaoshenmelou?”
tahaiyiweizhuojinshiyinweishileqingbai,xiangbukaicaitiaolou。
“nizaitizheicha,woxianzaijiucongzheiertiaoxiaqu。”zheigaisideheilishi,jiubunengrangtachengweiguoqu?
你以为我想跳楼?
wotaniangdexiangfeidegenggao!
zhuojinyouchianmianyaodeqianke,xuzhiyuanbuxiang**ta。
meidedaozijimanyidedaan,tasihuyouxieshiwang。
sisuozaisan,juedingfangqizhuojin。
yishijian,xuzhiyuantaidujizhuanzhixia,yuqilenglebuzhisangedu:“nixiuxi,womang。”
shuowanyebulizhuojin,dakaimenbianyaozou。
tadeshouji**cishixiangleqilai:“shenmeshi?ng?”
xuzhiyuanjiaobudunzhule,yanmouzhongliuluchuxiexuchayi,“ng,zhidaole。”
gualedianhua,xuzhiyuanbadakaidemenyouguanshang,zhongxinhuidaobingchuangqian。
tayansutanjiudeshixianluozaizhuojinlianshang,jingpianshangshanshuozhehuisebumingdeguang。
zhuojindelian,wuyongzhiyi。
很漂亮,有辨识度。
keyishuofanbianyulequan,zhaobuchudiergebitahaimeiyandenvxing。
dangran,zheizhonggongjixingtaiqiangdemei,huijuxiantadefazhan。
zhuojinliekaidatui,babeizijiazaizhongjian。tanazheshouji,zhengzaifankanzijideresou。
评论区不堪入目。
lianrendaibeizifanlegeshen,lengbudingduishangxuzhiyuantanjiudeshixian:“cao!nibeihoulinga?chadianjilaonianghuanzhiheweile!”
这是什么虎狼之词?
butongyuyiwangwenjingdejianghuafengge。
xuzhiyuanmilemiyan,budongshengsedao:“yishengshuonizhiyouqingshang,jinisantianshijiandiaozheng,santianhouwolaijieni。”