第1章
“苏小姐你好！”
“wojiaoningfan，shihaiguiboshi。”
“muqianrenzhiyubenshengdeyijiadaxingyiyaogongsizuogaoguan，nianxinbaiwan。”
suchengshi，yijiakafeitingnei！
yigemingjiaoningfandenanzi，zhengzaiheyimingzhangxiangmaomeidejuedaijiarenkankanertan。
“erqiewoxingquaihaojiweiguangfan！”
“yinle、shufa、wushu，yidao，yangyangjingtong。”
“zaibushaobisaizhongdoucenghuodeguojiangxiang。”
“jueduishinizeouduixiangdebuerrenxuan。”
ningfanlianbuhongxinbutiaodeshuowanzheixie。
chedizhidaoleshenmejiaozuoxiachedan。
shangmianzheixiehuaquanshirenjiahunjiesuojitazhunbeidetaici。
tabieshuohaiguiboshi，nianxinbaiwanle，jiulianyoueryuandoumeishangguo。
taziyoujishiqi，jiusuishifuzaicangqiongshanshangyinshixiuxing。
yishuliangfang，fengshuikanyu，buguasuanming，quanjiaogongfudeng，douyoushelie。
keweidugaizenmezhuanqianchifan，shifuquemeihetashuo。
zheibu，yijingxiashanyitiandeta，liankoufandouhaimeichishangni。
haihaozheijiahunjiesuozhengzaizhaohuntuo，yiciwubaihaiguanfan。
zhixuyaomaochongjingyingbailing，quheneixienvkehuxiangqinjike。
yuanbenningfanshibuyuanyiquganzheizhongpianrendeshierde。
zhidaohunjiesuoderengaosuta，rangtaquxiangqindenvkehunaishisuchengshidediyimeinv，sushijituandemeinvzongcai——suyuyan，tazheicaituoxie。
yinweixiashanqian，shifucengjiaodaiguo，xiangyaozhiliaotatianshengzidaidexuanyangtizhi，weiyouheyimingtianshengxuanyintizhidenvzijiehe。
erneimingnvzi，zhengshisuchengshidemeinvzongcai——suyuyan。
yuanbentahaizaixianggaizenmegensuyuyanjiechuni？
bijingtayigecongshanshangxialaideqiongxiaozi，xiangyaojiechurenjiazheiyangdedarenwu，wuyiyudengtian！
meixiangdaojihuizheimekuaijiusongshangmenlaile。
suoyiningfanzhijiejiudayingguolaixiangqinle。
“haole，buyongzaishuole！”
jiuzainingfanzhengyibenzhengjingdeshuozhetaicideshihou，suyuyanturankaikoudaduanleta。
“budebushuo，nideyanjizhendehenbucuo！”
“zaizheimeduoxiangqinduixiangzhong，nishiyandezuihaodeneiyige。”
“buguokexideshi，nizhunbeidehaibugouchongfen，yuyanloudongtaidale。”
tingdaozheihua，ningfandunshilenglexia。
ranhoujiazhuangzhendingdewendao：“suxiaojie，wobumingbainizheihuashishenmeyisi？”
“shenmeyanji？shenmeloudonga？woshuodekedoushizhende！”
suyuyanlengxiaoyisheng：“heng，bujianguancaibudiaoleishiba？”
“wosushijituanjiushizuoyiyaoxingyede！”
“benshengsuoyouyiyaoxingyenianxinbaiwandegaoguanwoquandourenshi，kemeijianguonizheihaorenwu！”
yitingzheihua，ningfanlianseshunjianyibian！
我擦，撞枪口上了！
buguohaozainingfanfanyingsudujikuai！
talveweigangaleyihuierbianxiaozheshuodao：“neige，wozuotiancaigangruzhi，suxiaojieburenshiwoyehenzhengchang。”
“是吗？”
suyuyanyanshenlinglideshuoleyiju，haosiyiyanjiunengjiangningfankanchuan。
ningfanbeikandeyouxiebuhaoyisile，molemobizishuodao：“suxiaojie，wozhidaowozhangdehenshuai，yehenzhaorenxihuan，danniyebuyongzheimeyizhikanzhewoba！”
suyuyanfanlegebaiyan，shuodao：“lianpihaizhengouhoude，jiunile！”
shuoba，zhijienachuyifendangan，tuidaoleningfanmianqian。
“jini5fenzhongshijian，haohaoshuxixianidexinshenfen，yijiyixiexijie！”
“nihenxingyun，tongguolewodeshaixuan，huodeleyifengaoxingongzuo。”
tingdaozheihua，ningfandunshiyouxiemengbile。
tayihuodao：“suxiaojie，woyouxiemeitingdongnideyisi。”
“hao，neiwojiugaosunizhenxiang。”
suyuyanjiandanjieshaoleyixiashizenmegeqingkuang。
qishizheigehuntuorenwujiushitaranghunjiesuofabude。
mudejiushixiangzhaoyigezhangdehao，fanyingkuai，lianpigouhou，linweibuluandejiaduixiang。
yinweiyigeyueqian，tayeyebingzhong，linsizhiqiandexinyuanjiushixiangkandaotanengzhaoyigezhidetuofuzhongshenderen。
ertashenbiandeneixiegongzige，quandoushijiunangfandaihua~hua~gongzi，jibenshangdoushichuixiantademeimaohecaifu，tayigeyekanbushang。
weilenengrangyeyezaizuihouderiziligaoxingyixie，suoyitacaixiangdaozheigebanfa，zhaoyigejiaduixiang，erningfanqiahaoshihe。
“yuanlaishizheimeyihuishia！”
tingwansuyuyandesushuo，ningfanzheicaimingbaishizenmeyihuishi。
dangxiapaizhexiongfubaozhengdao：“nijiufangxinba，zheishibaozaiwoshenshangle！”
tabenshenjiuyaopaosuyuyanni，haixiangzhegairuhenengzaodianbatanaxia，haojiejiuzijidexuanyangtizhini。
bijingtazhiyoubannianshijian，bannianzhineiruguobunenghexuanyintizhijiehe，tajiuhuibaotierwang！
rujinzhenghaoyouzheimegezuotaduixiangdejihui，heleerbuweini？
zuiweiguanjiandeshi，bujinkeyichaoxixiangchudepaota，erqiehaiyouqianna！
简直不要太爽！
“shaofeihua，gankuaikanziliao。”
“banidexinshenfenyijizanmenxiangshidexijie，quandoujiwojizhule。”
suyuyanshuoleyiju，ranhouningfanbianfankanqidanganshangdeziliao。
zheiziliaojiushiningfandexinshenfenle。
shuoningfanshisuyuyandedaxuetongxue，guiguoboshi，ganggangcongguowaihuilai。
xianran，zheifenziliaosuyuyanyeshizuozulegongke。
kanwandanganshangdexinxihou，ningfankanxiangsuyuyan，xiaozhediandiantoushuodao：“suxiaojie，nifangxin，womeiyouwenti。”
suyuyandiantou，dandanshuodao：“jiranmeiyouwenti，neijiuqianhetongba。”
“fangxin，shichengzhihou，nidebaochouwohuiyifenbushaojinide。”
shuoba，yifenshixiannihaodehetongbaidaoleningfanmianqian。
合同的内容很简单：
jikeqi，ningfanyisuyuyannanpengyoudeshenfenjinrusujia，peibansuyuyanyeyeshengmingzuihouyike。
ningfanhentongkuaidejiuzaihetongshangqianlezi。
suyuyanmanyidediandiantou，wendao：“henhao，nihaixubuxuyaozuoxiezhunbei？”
ningfanweiweiyixiao：“buxuyao，yuyan，zanmenxianzaijiukeyiqukanyeye。”
suyuyanweiweiyizheng，sihuduiningfanchenghuzijiyuyanhenbuxiguan。
buguotahenkuaixingwuguolai，kandaoningfanzheimekuaijiujinrulejiaose，youbiaoyangdao：“bucuo，zheimekuaijiujinrujiaosele。”
“nijixubaochi，houmianjiuzheiyang，dengwanshilezhihou，wohuijiangnidechoujinyifenbushaodejini。”
ningfanweiweiyixiao：“fangxin，jueduibaozhengnidejiarenkanbuchurenhepozhan！”
suyuyandiandiantou，dansuijiyouxiangdaoyijianshiqing，jimangbuchongdao：“haiyouyijianshi，suirannideshenfenshiwodereliannanyou，dannibukeyiduiwoyourenhebuguizhiju！”
ningfanyanjiaoyitiao：“zheigehennanba？nijiubupanidejiarenkanchupozhan？”
suyuyanyanshenbingleng：“neishinideshiqing，danniruoshiganpengwoyixia，houguokebushininengchengdandeqide！”
ningfanwunaidediandiantou：“haoba，wojinlierweiba。”
jiuzaizheishi，suyuyandedianhuaturanxiangle。
tanachulaijieting，yidaozhejideshengyincongdianhualichuanlaichulai。
“yuyan，nixianzaizainani？”
“nikuaihuilaiba，niyeyekuaibuxingle。”
suyuyanyitingzheihua，dunshijiaojiwanfen！
“我这就回去。”
shuoba，yibalazhuningfanjiuwangwaizou。
“kuaigenwozou，meishijianjinizhunbeile。”