第1章
zhengzhiqiyue，neizuiyidongyangmanshanjinguang，juanjuanxiliumingcheyoujing，meijingkedangge，baihuashenyaorao。
youqishiyuhoudeqingchenkongqirubijizui，yimochaoyangchuanguofanmideshuyeshedaoshenshang，jinghucuiwei，youzhongdandandewennuanhexingfu。
linjianxiaoluyoushenjingmo，fangyanwangqujinshicuicuidelv，zheichangjingjingranchenglebukeduodedehuihuasucai......buguokexilewobuhuihuahua，wozhiyouyishuangyan，yikexiangwangyishudexin，meicuo，yongfanrendehualaishuo，woshiyigewenyidoubi。~
huantuodikuazheyilanzishuyeheqingcaozhishenqianwangshifuchenniandexianyuedong，dasuandaoneilihaohaoxiangyongwodezaocan~
ranerbuzhidaoshibushizijixiangdaozaocanjiuyichangxingfen，paodekuailexie，jingyingmianzhuangshangduimianguolaideyigeren。
wozaoshangzenmemeiyousuanshangyigua，jintianbuyichumenhuiyouxueguangzhizaiaa！wuwu......
wobeihenhenzhuangdaodishang，qinyankanzhewodelanzizaikongzhonghuachuyidaoweimeidehuxian......diaojinlejinaizheshulindehuli——putongyisheng，wodexindousuile。
我的早餐啊啊啊！
paipaiyifushangdechentuyishenbushuanggangxiangyuduifangdachaoyijia，keshidangwozhanqishenlai......zheigexiaohuobanshiwojingdaile——
ganggangyixiabawozhuangzuodaodishangde，jingranshigenvhaizi！！！
meimaoqingtiao，mianjiayingruofurongtaohua，xingkouweijue，yishuanglingchedeyanmouweiraodandandexili，zheinvzijingranzheimehaokan......zenmekeyizheimehaokana......zhendeshizuile！
wohaimeikangou，tayijuhuaxiangyipiaoliangshuiyibanshunjianqingxinglewo，tashuo，
“biekanle，banibizishangdexuecacaxian。”
wuwu......woliujizheigenvshendediyiyinxiangjuranshi......manlianxue......womufenglinyihouhaihunbuhunle......
calecabixuewocaihuiguoshenlai，zheimingmingshibeitazhuangdehaobula！
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“你没事吧？”
wuwuwodezaocanwoduibuqinia，bunengjinibaochoule......
tatiaoqizuijiaomizheyanjingmuguangzaiwoshenshangyouzou，bingmeiyouhuida，zuihoushixiandingzaiwodelianshang......
yiguziyidetaohuaxiangqibuzhicongnaliyouyouranpiaolai。
woxunsumoleyibalian，nandaoxuehaimeiyoucaganjingma？zhenshidiusirenle......
quedinglianshangganjingleyihou，woquedingshitazaifalengle，yushiyouwenleyiju：
“你没事吧？”
chiguoguodewushi，tahaishizaihenrenzhendikanzhewo。
我要凌乱了！
“niganmayizhikanzhewo！”
buxiangrangtakanzhewoshiyinwei，wolianhongle......
tahuanhuandizhabazhehanxiaodeyanjing，manyouyoudihuidawanwozhenggerendouzuile。
她说，
“你长得帅。”
yizhenwenwandefengfuguowolianjia，qiyuelijingranchunfengwutaohuakaile......sheinenggaosuwozheishishenmeqingkuang......
wohuoleqibaisuitouyicitingjianyoupiaoliangdenvhaizishuowozhangdeshuai！woziliandixiangtiannatashibushiaishangwole～
kanlaiwoqueshishirenjianrenaihuajianhuakaidemufenglina～
zuilebantiantaliuzhekoushuiyoupiaolaiyijuwozhenggerendoubuhaole。
“ng，bucuo，bupangbushoudexiaoshenban，kanzhehaoyoushiyu......nishishenmedongwu？”
“鹿。你呢？”
wohuidabingfanwendao，youxieqingweidezhandou。
“狮子。”
我拔腿就跑。
qianwanbuyaoxiangxinyigepiaoliangdenvshengshuonizhangdeshuai，tabaifenzhiyibailingyishitumoubugui。
zangsonglezaocanjiusuanle，keshijueduibunengzangsongwodeminga！