第4章 跟唐伯虎切磋画技

wuguangheduitangdongzheifanjudongkeweishishouchongruojing,zaiwuguangheyanli,tangdongkeyishuodeshangshiyiweishuhuadashi,jishitashifendenianqing,danneiyedidangbulewuguangheduitadejingyang。

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“zheishisheia?yigexinrenjingranganzuozailinxinvshendepangbian?”

“sheibuzhidaolinxinvshenshimolaodaneidingdenvrena,zheigelengtouqingzhenshibuzhisihuo!hei,suiranmolaodaxianzaibuzai,danshinieqinghuaneigezaia!womenjiudengzhekanhaoxiba。”

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“ni!zuoneibianqu!”nieqinghuakuaibuzoudaotangdongmianqian,yongshouzhilezhitangdong,youzhilezhiyigepianpijiaoluodeweizhi。

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“e?bengongziyaoshizhaonizheimezuole,qibushihenmeimianzi?”

“zheimeshuonishibudasuanzoule?”

“bengongzizaizheilizuodehenshufu,weiheyaozou,nisuandelelaoji?”

nieqinghuabeitazheihuajiqixiaole,tahaiconglaimeiyoujianguozheimexiaozhangdexinren,yiqianxinlaidenagebushiduitabigongbijingde,meixiangdaodaoletangdongzheilijingranhaigantiaoxinta!

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哇!

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dididada,dididada。

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“heng,huabuduoshuo!shoudixiajianzhenzhang!”

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“jiushia,yuqiziquqiru,daoburugancuiyidianrenshusuanle。”

“jizijiliudianmianzi,buranyihoubuhaojianrena。”

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“bengongziyebushishenmeeren,yebuxuyaonizhenchadishuile,niguixialairencuojiuhaole。”tangdongbuzhidaocongnalinachuyibazheshan,shangmianxiezhe‘tianzhijiaozi’sigedazi,yilianwanweideshuodao。

“ni!nizheige**!”

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“啊!”

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“zhi......zhidaole,dage,wozhidaocuole。”

mianduitangdongde**,nieqinghuabudebuxuanzequfu。junzibaochou,shinianbuwan,tazhidaotaxianzainaihebuletangdong,jixufankangzhihuibeitanvedequanwutifu,shenzhihaikenengbeidadelianmadouburende。

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“xiaoxi,bengongzihuilaile~”