“luchen，zhuangsishimeiyongde，jintianzheituihunshu，nibuqianyedeqian，nihewozhijianmeiyourenhekeneng！”
“worujinshiyanzhimenhexindizi，ernizhishigewufaxiuliandefeichai。congjinwanghou，womenjiangshilianggeshijiederen。”
lujiadadianshang，zuozaizuigaozuoweishangdeshiyigemianrongbinglengdenvzi。
tazhushizheyanqianmuguangdaizhideshaonian，meiyanjianmanshibiyiyubuxie。
xiafangzuozheyiqunxiuweigaoqiangdexiushi，tamenyoulaizilujiadexiushi，yeyouqingyunzhougedajiazudexiushi，tamenganlai，zhiweikanjinrizheiyichuhaoxi。
“tanglinguniangnianjiqingqingjiuyijingdadaolunhaijiupin，julidaogongjingyejinzaizhichi，shibasuidedaogongxiushi，zeze，fangyanzhenggeqingyunzhouyeshihanjianna。”
“kexitaweihunfuqueshigelianlunhaidouchichiweinengkaichudefeichai，haozaitanglinguniangrujinxingwu，juedingbaituozheigefeichaiweihunfu。”
“hahaha，tanglinguniangzheidengtiancai，weilaibidingchengweiyanzhimenzhanglao，shizhenggeqingyunzhoudejuedingqiangzhe，neigefeiwu，yepeiyutangguniangchenghun？”
“jintianyouhaoxikanle，tingshuoneifeiwukeduitangguniangaimudejin，buzhidaobeituihunhou，tahuizuochuhedengfanying？huibuhuixinhuiyilengdeyaoyixinxunsia？”
“bieshuo，zheihaizhenxiangneifeiwunengzuochudeshi。yixingmingxiangbi，sheqiutanggunianghuixinzhuanyi。”
zhouweijijizhazhadeshengyinluoyibujue，wuyiliwaiquandoushiduitanglindechuipeng，yijiduiluchenderumayubiandi。
yanzhimenweilaidezhanglao，jueduishizaichangsuoyourendouzhinengyangwangdecunzai。
yanxiashigebukeduode，nengbajieduifangdejihui。
renqunzhong，beiwushurenzhumudeluchen，liansedaizhi，shuangmukongdong。
tajiuzhanzaiyuandi，haosishihua。
kanzheyanqianzheishenchuanlansexuanyinvzi，lianshangxiemanmangranzhise。
haibudengluchenshuohua，naohailiyongxianchudaliangjiyi，judatongchurangtaetoushangyouyididilenghanluoxia。
dengtongchutunqu，luchenfaxianzijinaohailiduochuxuduojiyi。
我穿越了？
zheishiyigegaowushijie，qiangzheweizundexuanhuanshijie。
yuanzhuyinweichengshoubuzhuweihunqiyaotuihundedaji，huohuoqisile？
luchenyiliandaizhi：“bushi，zheizhonghuosedenvren，yenengzheimeguitiana？”
tanglinduiyuanzhucongweiyourenhehaogan，dangchuyuluchendingxiahunyue，wanquanshikanshangluchendebeijing，youyigeniubidelaodie。
rujinlaodiebuzhisuozong，taziranqiaobushangyuanzhuzheigefeiwu。
yaozhishiruci，daoyemeishenme，kepianpiantazuoguobushaoeshi。
yuanzhujiuchantashi，changchangcharenduiyuanzhudadachushou，taweilenengpanshanggenggaodeweizi，buxichumaizijideshenti，dangzheyuanzhudemian，yuqitananrenyouran。
weileduoqujiyuan，shenzhitululeshuyiwanjishouwucuntiedefanren。
shuotashaoshajielve，wuebuzuohaobuweiguo。
rucishexiexinchangdenvren，zhenshinanweiyuanzhuhainengduitaaiderucishenchen。
zhengdangluchendasuankaikoushi，naohaixiangqiyizhenjixiedehechengyin。
“ding，yinguolvxitongjihuowanbi，zhengzaibangdingzhong……”
“bangdingwancheng，xitongxinshoujiangliyifafang，shifoulingqu？”
luchentingdaozheishengyin，xianshiyileng，suihoulianshangluchujingxideshenqing。
qiaoqiao，shenmejiaozhuanye，zheijiujiaozhuanye！
zuoweichuanyuezhedebiaopei，meiyouxitong，nihaoyisishuozijishichuanyuezhe？
luchendiyishijianzainaohaihuiying：“lingqu！”
“ding！xinshoujianglifafang，gongxisuzhuhuodeyinguolvjineng：‘baifenbaibeikongshoujiebairen’、‘dengsheisheihuaiyun’。”
“baifenbaibeikongshoujiebairen（1ji）：suzhuxiangqianhuichuyijian，mianchaosuzhuzhe，bulunshenmexiuwei，douxushuangshouheshiguidijiejian，muqianketongshikongzhishiren。”
“dengsheisheihuaiyun（1ji）：fanshiyusuzhuduishichaoguoshimiaozhe，bulunnannv，bulunxiuwei，bidinghuaiyun，qiesuzhukeyijuedingtaineihuaideshirenhewuzhong。”
“yinguolvjinengkeyishengji，suzhuduixiushishiyong，nenghuoqu‘jingyanzhi’tishengjinengdengji。qiezhihousuzhuxiuliandewuji，zhiyaorumenjiangzidongzhuanhuanweisuijideyinguolvjineng。”
zhici，naohailideshengyincaizhujianpingxi。
luchentingwan，yanjingdengdexiangtongling，zuibazhangda，nengsaixiasizhijidan！
niwenweishenmebushiwuzhi？
因为五只不行！
yinguolva，zheishiduoshaorenmengmeiyiqiudeshenji？
tanglinjianluchenchichibuhuihua，muguangdunshilenglejifen：“luchen，nilonglema？”
bujinshita，jiulianlujiadangdaijiazhu，luzhengtianduiluchenyemeiyoubandianhaolianse：“luchen，tangguniangqinziqianlaituihun，shijinimianzi，nibuyaojingjiubuchichifajiu！”
yizhongzhanglaofenfenkaikou：“luchen，qianxiatuihunshuhou，zijuegunchulujia。womenlujia，buyangfeiwu！”
zhouweidexiushiquandourenbuzhubiexiao。
“zheifeiwuhaizhencana，lianzijijiazudouduitaxianqidehen。”
“huodaozheifenshang，yaowoshuohaiburuyisibaileni！”
“nimenshuo，zheifeiwujiexialaihuizenmezuo？”
“nengzenmezuo？tachuleguixialaiyaoweiqiqiutanggunianghaiyoulujiadeyuanliang，tahainengzuoshenme？tazheifeiwu，yaomeilujiabihu，gujizaojiubuzhidaosiduoshaocile。”
luchenhuanhuantaiqitou，kanzhebeigongquxizhanzaitanglinshenpangdeluzhengtian，lianshangluchujifenjifeng：“wodiedangshibaweizirangjini，bushirangniguitianyigenvrende。”
“rujinsuoweidelujia，yijinglunluodaobeirencaizaitoushangdoubuganfankangdedibu。zheiyangdelujia，jiusuanqiuwoliuxia，wodoubuhuiliu。”
luchenshengyinbuda，danquexiangchezaizhenggelujiadadian。
suoyoudexiushidoujingdaile，yilianbukezhixindekanzheluchen。
zheigeruanruodefeiwu，jintianzheishichicuoyaole？
jingranruciqiangyingbaqi，shizaiyouxiefeiyisuosi！
lutianzhengbeiluchenzheihuaqideyanmaojinxing，haoxuanyikouqichadianmeitishanglai。
tazhizheluchen，shenshangbaodongdezhenqibuduanyongxian，wuxingweiyasanfa：“haohaohao！”
ruobushitanglinhaiyouyizhongqitajiazuxiushizaizheikanzhe，tadingyaochushoujizheifeiwuyidianjiaoxun。
luchenmeiyoulihuita，zhuanerkanxiangtanglin：“xingtangde，niyaotuihun，shiba？”
tanglinmeitouyizhou，takanzheluchen。
zheijiahuo，zenmezongjuedehezhiqianbutaiyiyangle？
huanchengyiqiandexingge，tazaijiandaozijiyaotuihun，buyinggaishiguidiaiqiuwanliuma？
“shi，nishanglaiqianletuihunshujiukeyizoule！”
tanglinyemeiduoxiang，nachuyizhangtuihunshu，bianyaojiluchenqianzi。
“tuihunshu？xingtangde，nishibushiwuhuileshenme？”
“嗯？你要反悔？”
“dangranbushi，nizheizhongshuixingyanghuadenvren，sheiqulecaishidaobabeizixuemei，wozenmekenengfanhui？”
luchenmouzhanfengmang，wangzhezuozaigaoweishang，gaogaozaishangdeneigenvren，yiziyijudao：“woluchen，jinriyaoxiuleni！”
哗！
cihuayichu，quanchangshunjianxianrufeiteng。
luchenjingranyaoxiuletanglin，yigefeiwujingranyegandafangjueci？！
还真是天大的笑话！
tanglinlianshangyounuhuofuxian，dantayijiubujinbumandezhiwendao：“nishuowoshuixingyanghua，yaoxiulewo，nikeyoupingzheng？kongkouwupingwumieyanzhimendizi，cinaidazui！”
zuoweinvren，youqishizaizheishiliweizun，chirenbutugutoudeshijie。
tanglintaiqingchuzijizuoweiyigenvren，erqiehaishizhangdehenpiaoliangdenvren，routishitadediqi，zhenjieshitazuidadeshashoujian。
xianzaibeiluchenzheimedangzhongxiuru，tazennengshoudele？
luchenlianshangguazheyisiwanweidexiaorong，sisizhushizhetanglinshuangyandao：“nizaiyouweihunfudeqingkuangxia，zaiwaiyouran，shenzhihuaiyoushenyun，zheibianshiwoxiunideliyou！”
“erqie，niduzilihuaidehaibushiren！”
yucitongshi，luchenzaixinzhongmonian：“dengsheisheihuaiyun，fadong！”