xiuzhenxiaoshijia，lianjiajiazhushufang。
lianwanduizhezijiabianyilaodiekukoupoxin：“mijizaijiazuzangshugefangleneimejiu，weishenmeyizhibujiqitarenkana？bujikandehuayemeifaxue，daoshihouzenmebawomenjiazudechuanchengfayangguangda？”
lianzhoumozhehuxuyaoyaotou：“nibudong……”
lianwanzaijiezaili：“wonalibudongnikeyigenwoshuoya，nibushuowozenmezhidaoni？wozenmexiangdoujuede，zhiyourangjiazuzididounenggouxuedaojiazuchuancheng，cainengzuidaxianduditishengdajiadeshili。xiuzhenjieyejiushixianzaiweichizheheping，sheizhidaoshenmeshihoujiuhuidaqilai，tishengshilihenzhongyaodea。”
连洲：“唉……”
lianwanpaimapiqiemaican：“diedienidaojindanqile，henkuaijiuyaoyuanying，kenengqiyuelingshouduinineryanbingmeiyoushenmebiyao。danshinverwodezizhininyezhidao，meiyoulingshoujiushaogebangshou……”
lianzhoudemeimaoweiweiyidong：“danshizuzhongzhanglaotamen……”
“woyingmingshenwudediea！nizaigenzhanglaoshuoshuobei，woyekeyiqushuo，wanyitamendayingleni？”
lianwanshichuzuihoudejuezhao，baozhelaodiedegebofengkuanghuangdong。
lianzhouhaishicuzhemeitou，mozhehuzi，yifuhennanbandeyangzi。
danlianwannenggouhenmingxiandikandao，talaodieneibeihuxuzhedangdezuijiaozhengzaiweiweiwanqi，shuomingtahenchizheitao。
好家伙。
jiangbantiandaoliyemeishayong，danbianyilaodieaitingpaimapi，haixihuankannversajiao。
guaibudeyuanzhushigeaireshidexingge，beijialichongchulaideba？？
lianwanhuatouyizhuan：“die，zheishiqingbuhaobanjiusuanle，fanzhengwohuilaihaiyaozhuyiduanshijian。yaobunizaizhidianzhidianwoxiulianba。”
yuanzhubenshenduixiuliandelingwujiuyibanban，lianwanchuanguolaiyihougengshikongyouzhujiqixiuwei，shenmedoubudong。
tazaihuilaidelushangshaoweifuxigonggulexiulianchangshizhihou，jiunazhezhiqianxiulianyudaodewentilaiqingjiaolaodiele。
顺便对着他疯狂夸。
“ayuanlaishizheiyang。diediehaolihai！”
“nveryiqianshenmedoubudong，xianzaicaifaxian，guaibudediedienengzuojiazhu。diedieshizaishiguanlijiazudezuijiarenxuan……”
wanshanggendieniangyiqichiwanfandeshihou，lianwanyoushunbianbadiyicijianmiandezijianiangqinyekualeyitong，shenme“wochuquhaojinianniangqinhaishizheimemei”“niangqinyoumeiyoushenmebaoyangmijuenengchuanshoujinverdema？nveryexianggengpiaoliang”zhileide。
ranhouzaidaishanglaodie，shuotazhaoguniangqinzhaogudehao，niangkendingshibeiaiqingziyang，buranbunengzheimenianqingpiaoliang。
“tayinggaide~”taniangtingdaozheihua，wanglelaodieyiyan，yanboliuzhuan，fengqingdongren。
dengwanshanglianwanhuifangdeshihou，jiukanjianzheiduierzhongnianfuqidefenweijihao，youzhongmilidiaoyou、sheidouchabujinqudeganjue。
jiuzheimeshijingerkualehaojitianhou，laodietongyilequgenzhanglaomendashenqing。tazaiduizhezhanglaomenkuakuakuapengpengpeng，shuodezhanglaomenquanbudoumeikaiyanxiao，saijitayiduilingshi、lingdandexiaoliwu。
dazhanglaozhongyukaikou：“nixiangkanyushoumijiyebushibuxing，mingriniquzangshuge，keyizailimiandaishiergeshichen，geleimijidourenyounikan，nengxuehuiduoshaojiukannizijile。”
连琬：！！！
居然真的成功了！
jialirendouxihuantingpaimapi！
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lianjiadezangshugeyousancenglou，yijinqujiunengkandaozhengzhengqiqipailiedeshujia，yijimimimamabaifangdegeleishuji。
lianwanzaimenkouyanguomingpaihou，zhijiejiuwangdinglouchong。
shiergeshichen，takedezhuajinshijianle。
dinglouzhongjiandeweizhi，youyigeyuanxingdetaizi，zhongjianfangzheyibengupodecezi。
就是那本！
lianwanxinqingjidongdipaoguoqu，xiaoxinyiyifankaicezi，zhuzizhuxingrenzhenbaidu。
【shirendouxiangyaojiejing，danbulunzuoshenmeshiqingdoumeiyoujiejing。】
【xiangyaogenlingshoudachengmoqi，jinjinkaoqiyueshiwufazuodaode，nihaideyongxin。】
【wubainianqian，youweiyinyuzhenren，yinqiyuedaoleyitiaoqiannianjinlinjumangerwenmingyushi。dantagenjumangxiangshiyuweimozhishi，huxiangpeiban……xianghufuchijibainian。】
……
lianwandexinqingcongfeitengzhuangtaizhujianpingjing，bingqiehenkuaimamu。
这真的是秘籍？
zheinandaobushiyibenbaizaishudianshekefenleideluolibasuodechenggongxue？
gaikuoyixia，suoweikuajieqiyuelingshoude“miji”，qishijiushigenlingshoudahaoguanxi，rangtarenkeziji。
lianwanshenxiyikouqi，zuanjinlequantou。
摔！
这不废话吗？
lingshoudourenkezijile，qiyueguochengdangranbuhuifanshia？
tayaoshinengranglingshourenkeziji，haixuyaoxiulianshenmeyushouzhifama？
lingshouzhijiebataqiyuelebujiuhaola！！！
lianwanfangxiamijiniutoujiuxiangzou，danyoujuedezijihenkui。
haoburongyi，shuoganlekoushuicaihuodelezheishiergeshichendemijixuexishizhang，zheimezouletaibuhuasuanle。
buguanzenmeshuo，zhei“miji”yedoushijiazufeichangzhongshidedongxi，ertayeshizuzhongzheiyibeitouyigeyongyouyuelanmijizigederen。
buxing，zheimijizailipu，tayedebatakanwanle，zaiqukankanqitadongxi，buranduolangfeia……
tanaqimijijiukaozaipangbianqiangjiaozuoxia，gengjiarenzhendiguinazongjielemijideneirong——
shouxian，xuyaoranglingshourenkeziji，zheigemeishenmehaoshuode。
qici，tongyigelingshourenkezijidecishuyueduo，guanxijiuyuejinmi。
erqie，guanxishishuangxiangde，nibunengzhidengzhelingshourenkeziji，niyeyaoduoduokuata，rangtaganjuedaoniduitadeganqing。
比如你可以说：
我们的心是相通的。
jianbudaonideshihouzhendeshidurirunian。
zhiyounizaishenbian，wocaibuhuihuanghuangbuan。
……
lianwanjipigedadiaoleyidi。
真肉麻啊。
这么说话真的有用？
qitarenqiyuelingshoudeshihou，yedouyaozheimegenlingshoushuohua？
haishishuodajiadouxihuantingzheizhong？lingshouyebuliwai？
等等。
lianwanturanxiangqilai，zheijitianweilehuodemijidexiulianzige，tayeyizhidouzaichuicaihongpi。
yaoshibushitashuodehuataoxi，laodiehezhanglaomenkenengdoumeidayingtajinlaizangshugeni！
huoxu……tamenshifaxiantayouxiulianzheigemijidetianfu？
erjiazulideqitazidimuqiandoubutaihuishuohua，bushihe，suoyidoumeinenglaikan？
连琬呼出一口气。
那她再背一背。