tianheideshihou,lianwanzhongyucaizheguisufeijiandaodafujindezhenzi,jinlejiakezhan。
lianwan:“mafanlaijianshangfang!”
店家:“好嘞!”
lianwan:“duila,mafanwenyixiazheifujinnaliyouhaochide?”
dianjiadaliangta:“guniang,niyigerena?”
lianwanjingti:“zenme,yigerenbuxing?”
dianjia:“aininkebiewuhui,wojiushishuoyigerenwanshangchuqubuanquan,ninyaoshixiangchidongxi,buruwozhijiejininsongjinfangjianqu。”
lianwan:“zenmebuanquan?”
taxianzaihaodaiyeshizhujiqixiushi,chuandaoxiuzhenjiehou,haishitouyicitingbierenshuotayigerenzouyelubuanquande。
dianjialiangzhishouhualegedayuan,yanjingyedengdeyuanyuande:“shizheiyang,baitianyoujigexiushiluguo,shuofujindeshanlichuxianledayao!”
“e?shigeshenmedayao?”
lianwanxiayishimolemohuailixiaobaihudenaodai,shengpaxiaojiahuobeidianjiakuazhangdebiaoqinghedongzuohedao。
quemeizhuyidaoxiaohuliyanzhongturanshanxiandeyimohenli。
dianjiataotaobujue:“shenmedayaowokebuzhidao。zhitingjianneijiweixiushiliaotian,shuotamenyixingrengendayaodoufa,zhongshangleneiyaonie,danzuihouhaishirangtajipaole,tamenguolaishaozuoxiuxi,youzhuilechuqu。”
“yebuzhidaoneijiahuowanshanghuibuhuichulaishangren,suoyijintianzhudiandekeren,zanmenkedoudequanquan,bielikaikezhan。suishuowomenzheigekezhankanqilaibuqiyan,danhaodaiyeqingyuanyingqixiushibulezhenfa,daizaikezhanbichuquanquanduola。”
lianwandiandiantou:“duoxiedianjiatixing,neiwojiubuchuqule。nimenzheiyoushenmehaochide?youmeiyouji?”
xiaohuliaichishenmetayebutaiqingchu,danzongguishiaichijideba?
dianjia:“ai,youdeyoude,zanmenzheilideshaojikeshiyijue。jininlaibanzhi?”
lianwanxiao:“yijuezenmenengzhilaibanzhi,jiwolailiangzhi!”
tadehuayinweiluo,kezhanyilouhaoxiechidongxideshikedoukanleguolai。
kezhenshimeijianguonvxiuzheimenengchide。
bieshuozhujiqiyijingnengpigule,jiusuanmeipigu,haoxienvxiuweilenengpeideshangxianzidechenghao,zaiwaimiangenbenjiubuchidongxi,jiuweilemiaotiaodeshenduan。
lianwanhunranbujue:“neimafanyihuierjiwosongjinfangjianba。”
“ng,zaiyaotongreshui。”
zheijuhuatadaoshijideyadishengyinle。
meibiyaorangquanshijiedouzhidaotayaopaozaoduiba?
tahuayingangluo,huailidexiaohulituranzhalemao。
lianwanlianmanganfu:“baninongtongleshima?duibuzhuduibuzhu,woyidingzhuyi。”
dianjia:“ninduilingchong,ai?zheihaibushilingchonga,ninduiputongchongwuyezheimeaihua。”
lianwanxiao:“neidangran,tamaorongrongdezheimekeai。”
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keaidexiaochongwubeifangzaizhuozishang,mianqianbailegedapanzi,limianshengzheyizhiganggangbeisikaideshaoji。
jipikaodejiaohuang,youguangfaliang,sanfachunongyudexiangwei。
jirouzejiangrouzhiquanbusuozhu,feichangnenhua。
“bukuishibendianyijuedemizhishaoji,weidaoshizhendebucuo~”lianwanzezechengzan。
tagangcaibenlaizhidasuanchiyidianchangchangweidao,xiwanzaozaizhengerbajingchiwanfan,meixiangdaoyichijiushangtoule,yikouqigandiaoleyizhengzhiji。
bukuishichuntianran、wuwuran、wutianjia、wujisudezoudijia!jirouxiannenduozhiyoujiaojing,jipikaodesusucuicuigagaxiang。
dantayizhuantou,faxianxiaobaihuhaishimeidong,rengranjingjingpazaizhuozishang,cezhetou,kandoubukanshaojiyiyan。
“zenme?buaichima?”lianwanbaxiabafangzaitongbianshang,youdianmangran,“gangcaibuhaichidehaohaode?”
xiaohulibeiduizheta,cileyixiaya,maomaozaicizhaleqilai。
gangcaishigangcai,xianzaishixianzai。
tingdaolianwanjiaoreshuideshihou,tajiugandaoleyisibutaimiaodemiaotou。
houlaiguoran,shaojisongjinlaimeiduojiu,reshuiyesonglaile。
chiwanji,zheiweitongmenshimeijiuzheimedadalieliedituoyifukaishipaozao。
……
这让狐怎么吃?
dapanzifangzaizhuozizuibianbiandeweizhi,tayaochiji,jiudemianduineigexizaotongdefangxiang。
anshuozhuanyipanzideweizhi,jiunengbimianzheizhongganga。
dantashoushanglemeifatui!!!
ruguoshuobizheyanjingchi……
buxingbuxingbuxingbuxingbuxing。
feiliwushi,wanyibuxiaoxinzhengkaiyanjingkandaobugaikandedongxizenmeban?
xiaobaihutaiqitou,wenzhekongqizhongyourendexiangqi,leiwangxinzhongliu。
“shichibaolema?”lianwanpaozaireshuili,shufudihuchuleyikouqi,“meiguanxi,nibuxiangchijiubuchi。zheixiewodabaodaizou,nishenmeshihouxiangchishenmeshihouchi。”
xiaobaihuciya:nixinbuxinwoxianzaijiuhenxiangchi。
lianwan:“ai,kexizhiyoushaoji。”
xiaobaihuliezui:nizheiyanggao,wolianshaojidoumeidechi。
lianwanjixutanqi:“yidaowanshang,jiushiwoxiangnanrendeshijian。”
xiaobaihubuyoudengdaleyanjing,danhaishimeihuitou。
zheiweishimeizhidaotazaishuoshenmema?
她想男人??
tazenmebuqubaishihehuanzong???
lianwan:“kangshifu、baoshifu、malawangzi……haiyoushenmelaizhe?edui,zhangliang,yangguofu……wuwuwunimendouzainalia!”
小白狐:???
zheidoushishei?mingziyoudianqiguai。
lianwan:“laijigenvrenyebucuo。hushangayi、jiapo、laoganma、daniangshuijiao……”
小白狐:……
youshiyiyoushipoyoushimayoushiniang……yiqishuijue?
lianwan:“zheibianzhendehaowuliaoa,shenmedoumeiyou。”
xiaobaihu:meiyounanrennvrenpeitashuijue,zhiyoushoushangdehuliheshaoji,dequeshiyoudianwuliao。
……
哗啦啦!
旁边水声响起。
xiaobaihupinmingbanaodaimaizaimaoli。
tatingjianbuliaoxixisusudeshengyin,youtingjianmendakai,lianwantantouchuqujiaorenshoushishui,caitaiqitoulai。
终于。
lianwanyijingzoudaolezhuozipangbian,shenshouquduanpanzi:“niyaoshibuchiwojiushou……”
xiaohuliyixunleibujiyanerzhishibazhuazianzaipanzishang。
连琬:“嗯?”
xiaohulicouguoqukaishikuangchi。
连琬:……
“奇怪的小家伙。”