凌秀秀穿书了。
taqianshigangdaxuebiye，“pa”siyugaokongzhuiwu。
zaicizhengkaiyan，chengleyigebeiyiqidenvying，jiuzaitakuaibeidongsideshihou，tadeshizuncongtianerjiang！
zheishiyigeren、yao、mogongcun，ruorouqiangshidexiuzhenjie。ertadeshizun，shixiuzhenjiesandadingjianzongmenzhiyi，guxianzongdejianxianjunyunqing。haochengyijianxianlai，baiyiwuxia。
lingxiuxiubairujunyunqingmenxia，shangmianlianggeshijie，yishixiong，tashinianjizuixiaodeguanmendizi。
qianshiliunian，talianjianmoyu，keguazitingbagua，puputongtongguodequ。
zhidaotaguowanshiliusuishengridediertian，yijuexinglai，shijiebianle。
tachilaidewaigua，juexingle。
lingxiuxiuchengzhiwei“tianyan”，jutiweitakeyikanjianmeigerenbuweirenzhidemimi，guoquweilai。ranhoutafaxian，tachuandeshiyibenshu，tadeshimenquantamashenjingbing！！！
《zhuiaiwanrenmishizun》shuzhong，tashizunshiwanrenmizhujiao，renrenaita。
师姐师兄也逃不过。
dashijieaideyinrenerbingjiao，shizunqinjinshei，tabeidilihaishei。lingxiuxiuwule，nanguaitameicijianwanshizun，bushiladuzi、shengbing，jiushilianjianaida！！！
ershijieaidechihanbiantai，genzongweisuishizun，toukanshizunmuyu。danmeicidouyirongchengta，haitamomingqimiaobeiguoshoufa。
xianzaikesuanzhaodaoyuanyinle！！！
sanshixiongfengpifadian，zhanyouyubaopeng，yuandutamenfenleshizundeguanxin，qichuxiadiandu，houlaibianbenjialiyaoshatamen！
danzuiniubidehaishishizun！
yanshifazuo，juedetamentaifan，tijianbatamenquanshale！lingxiuxiuyemeitaoguo，suirantahenwugu，shenmedoumeizuo，danshizunshuo：yijiarenjiuyaozhengzhengqiqi。
不是！
有病吧！
quantaniangdefengpishenjingdiangongdianpo！
chiguachidaozijitoushang，lingxiuxiulianyediulechuanxunyujian，kangzhebaoguohejianxiashan，liuleliule！
zheigeshimenkongburusi，bunenghui！
lingxiuxiuzhuomodahaoqingchun，takeyiyibianlangjitianya，yibianzanqianjianglaimaizuoshantou，zaizhaogemeinanyiqixiufangziyanglao。meizizi~
guangshixiangyixiang，lingxiuxiujiurenbuzhuheiheizhixiao。
“xiaoguniang，woyaosuangua，nijiadarenni？”
mianqianluoxiayinying，lingxiuxiuwenshengtaitou，yanqianyiliang。
生意来了！
lingxiuxiulikeqishenpaipaixiong，“suanguazhaowo！fanrenyibailiangyinziyigua！”
“你？”
fuqierrenshangxiadalianglingxiuxiu，yanshenchongmanzhiyihebuxin。
wuta，lingxiuxiutaipiaoliangtainianqing！wufayunbin，bazhangdadexiaolian，xuefuruci，yishuangshuiyingyingdexingrenyan，chunhongruyanzhi。youjiaoyounen，lianfangzaizhuoshangdejian，jianqiaodouxiangqianlebaoshi，xiangshitianshangdexiannvxiafanlaiwande。
她，算卦？
一看就不靠谱。
“keke！kan！”lingxiuxiushouzhisuanmingxiaotanpanglizhedeguabu，zixinniandao：“suantiansuandisuanshengsi，zhirenzhixinzhiwanwu，lingbanxianzaici！”
juexingtianyanhou，lingxiuxiujuedemeiyoubisuanmingbanxiangengshihetade！
天选吃瓜人！
还能赚钱！
fanrenxiushidedouzhuan，jishaochengduo，fajiazhifumaishantouzhirikedai！
fuqilianghaishihenhuaiyi，yiliannishipianziba！
zhengqiaolubianyoukanrenaoderen，chezhesangzilaileyiju：“huo！zheiyatoubaitansantian，nimenkeshitoumenke！”
fuqiliangyiting，niutoujiuyaozou。
lingxiuxiujile，“aiaiai！dengdeng！wolingxiuxiushizhenyoubenshi！”
tapiaoliangnianqing，guaitama？
kanlaidenachubenshiliuzhukerenle！
lingxiuxiuyipaizhuo，gaoshengdao：“liangweishiyaosuanzisiba？wozhidaonimenchengqinsannianweishenmehaimeiyouhaizi！”
效果立竿见影。
nvrenlikehuitou，zhigougoudingzheta。nanrenqueyouxiehuangzhang，zhuaizhenvrendexiuziyaozou，“tayigeruchouweigandenvwa，dongshenme？biebeipianle！”
lingxiuxiuqingcuihandao：“weiliang，guyuner！”
nvrenshuangyanfaguang，jidongdeyibazhuaihuinanren，“nilianwomenmingzidouzhidao，banxian！nikuaijiwomensuanyigua！shenmeshihoucainengyouhaizi？”
lingxiuxiuxiaomimishenchushou，“xianjiqian！”
weiliangzaiguyunerdecuicuxia，buqingbuyuanmochuyinzifangzhuoshang。
开门红！
奈斯！
lingxiuxiuchuaiqiyinzi，bukanweiliang，zhikanzheguyunerxiaorongjiaoyanwendao：“nixiangtingzhenhua，haishijiahua？”
“zhenhua！wotaixiangyaohaizile！”guyunermoyanlei，“wokanguowushudafu，shentihaohaode。zheisannian，woxiulujianmiao，ririxingshan，kejiushimeiyouhaizi！”
weiliangbaozhehongta，“furen，zheishijibulai。youyuanhaizizihuilaide。”
“he，nimenfuqimingzhongzhudingwuzisi。”lingxiuxiukanweiliangdeyanshenfanleng。
weiliangbeitakandexinxu，shengselichapaoxiao：“nizheigepianzihushuoshenme！xinbuxinwobaoguanzhuani！”
“你去啊！”
lingxiuxiuyanechaofengdedengleweiliangyiyan，niutouduiguyunertankouqi，“nizhenxiangyaohaizi，wojianyinihuangefujun。”
lushangdexingrenquantingxiale。
suoyouyanjingqishuashuadingzheweiliangxiabanshen，suanmingbanxiandeyisi，tabuxing！
卫良脸都绿了。
sheizhiguyunerbitagengji，jiaoxiujieshi：“womenfuqiririxingfang，wofujunmeiwenti！”
嚯！
riria，zheiyetaixingle！zhen**！
chiguaqunzhongkanweiliangyanshendabian，peifudeshuqidamuzhi。weiliangqueyidianyebujiaoao，fanerjinghuangdecuicuguyunerbiesuanle。
guyunerbukenzou，“banxiannishuo！womenfuqiweishenmezhudingmeizisi！”
lingxiuxiukantadeyanshenbiandelianmintongqing，youyoutanqi，rengxiajingtianzhadan！“yinweilianggenvren，fangshizaimeng，yeshengbuchuhaizi。”
什么？
瞬间全场死寂。
doubuganxiangxinzijitingjiandehua！
卫良？女的？
weiliangbaotiaorulei，“nihushuo！nixialeyan！laoziyouhoujie，youneige，huozhenjiashidezhennanren！”
“jiade。”lingxiuxiuqingmiepieletashenxia，“heidengxiahuo，sheizhidaoniyongshenmewanyidaitide。guyunernixiangxiang，nifujunzainimianqianhuanguoyishangma？shinanshinv，duimianyouchengyipu，dabaitianbaleyikanqingqingchuchu。”
weiliangqifengle，pokoudama：“zhukou！nizheige**buzhilianchi！yunerbietingtade，womenzou！”
guyunergenzhuziside，genbenlabudong。
“fujun，womenenaisannian，wohaimeisihounigengyiguo。”guyunerhuangrandawu，sisidingzheweiliang，“fujun，zanmenjiuquduimiankanyiyan，henkuaide！”
“nibeitaguanmihuntangle？douguainizheige**，jianbudewomenfuqienai，wozalenidetanzi！”
卫良提起拳头要砸！
lingxiuxiuyanlengshoukuaizhuazhujianbingyizhuan，qiaozaiweiliangxiongkou，qingpiaopiaodebatajifeichuqu。
weiliang“aiyo”canjiaoluodi，yigedongxicongtakutuiligunlechulai……