第5章
“林…阳！”
zhouwenchadianjiujiaolinxianshengle，haozaizuihouguantou，linyangdengletayiyan，zheirangtamashangmingbailelinyangdeyisi，bunengbaolushenfen。
“wokan，denglaoyezidehoushibanwanzhihou，jiujinimenjubanhunliba！”
zhouwenshizhenzheji，nverjiajilinyang，zheishitamenlinjiatiandadexishi，tababudexianzainverjiujiajilinyang，zuihaoshinengganjindongfang，ranhoushengyigewaisun，neitamenlinjiadediwei，jiuzhendewurenkeyihandongle。
“爸！”
zhouxueganjindao：“wokeyihelinyangjiehun，danshiyeyegangsi，bushihejubanhunli，wohelinyangshanglianghaole，womenxiandengjijiehun，ranhoujiyeyeshouxiaosannian，womenzaijubanhunli。”
“nishuoduibudui，linyang！”
zhouxuefengkuangdejilinyangshiyanse，tazaojiuxianghaole，dengjijiehun，tayoubuhuihelinyangzhuzaiyiqi，denglaobazhangkonglezhoushijituan，tadaoshihoujiuhelinyanglihun，shenbuzhiguibujuede，sheiyebuhuizhidao。
“可以！”
linyangdangranmeiyijian，tayebushizhenxianghezhouxuejiehun，zheixiaoyatoucaiduodaa，haishizijinverdeguimi，zheizhenyaohetajiehun，yihounverzhidaolezijideshenfen，haizenmexiangchu。
“jiuannishuodeban，womenzhidengji，bubanhunli！”
zhouwenyouxiekexi，buguozheigejieguo，tayijinghenmanyile。
“好好好！”
zhouwenyilianshuolesangehaozi。
“nimenlianggeganjinqudengji，zheijianshituobude，nidaboheerbokendingbuhuiqingyijiusuanlede，nimenkeyaoxiaoxindian！”
zhouwentailejietadageergele，xinlikendingzaibiezheshenmehuaizhuyi，takebuxiang，zhoujiadeweilai，beitamenlianggejihuile。
“现在？”
zhouxuemeixiangdao，laobazheimezhejiyaotaqudengji！
linyangdaoshiwusuowei，zheizhishiyijianxiaoshieryi，duitalaishuo，yiqianmeiyoujiehunzhengdeshihou，taheneixienvrenzaiyiqi，kemeizheimemafan。
“dangranshixianzaia，ninandaoxiangdengnidaboheerboxiangchubanfalaiduifunimenma？”
zhouwenzhijiedao：“zhiyounimendengjijiehunzhihou，wocaifangxin，zheishi，tingwode，quba，xianzaihailaideji！”
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婚姻登记所！
zhouxueshouzhongnazhezhanxindejiehunzheng，tajiuzheiyangwushengwuxidejiehunle，zheijianshiyaoshichuanchuqu，tadeneixiezhuiqiuzhepashihuifengleba！
linyangduiyuzheigequanxindeshenfen，daoshimeiduoshaopaichi，zhiqianjishinianyedoushixiaozhoujitacaobandeyiqie。
“linyang，wogennishuoqingchu，bieyiweiwobarangwomenjiehun，nijiunengduiwozenmeyang？”
zhouxuekanzhelinyangdao：“shouxian，womenjiehun，zhishiweileyingfuwojiali，nibunenggaosubieren，womendengjijiehundeshi！”
“qici，nibiexiangyaowojinyigezuoqizidezeren，nishini，woshiwo，wokeyijiniyiqianwan，zheikeshibierenyibeizidouzhengbudaodeqian！”
zhouxuejiezhedao：“buguozheibiqian，wobuhuiyicixingjini，woxianzaixianjiniyibaiwan，zhiyaonilaolaoshishide，dengwomenbanlelihunzhengzhihou，wozaijinishengxiadejiubaiwan，nimeiyijianba!”
“好！”
linyangdangranmeiyijian，tadayinghezhouxuejiehun，zhishixiangyaoyigeguangmingzhengdadeshenfeneryi，zheiyangtajiunengxiangbanfajiejinnverle。
“算你聪明！”
zhouxuejiupalinyangdecunjinchi，zenmeshuozijixianzaiyesuanshitahefadeqizile。
liangrenchulehunyindengjisuo，zhouxuekanlinyangzheiyishendehansuanyang，weiweizhoumei，zheijiahuozhenshitudaowudi，lianshoujidoumeiyouyige。
xianzaidoushenmeniandaile，zhinengkejifadashehui，daochudouchongchizhegaokejideqixi，yijingmairuleyigequanxindezhinengxinxishidai。
“这是给你的！”
zhouxuezhijiebatadebeiyongjijilelinyang，meibanfa，zheijiahuoxianzaihaodaiyesuanshizijidehefazhangfu，laobaneiyiguanhaimeiguoquni？
“nizijiyanzhengyixiajiuxing，wodengxiahuijinizhuanyibaiwan！”
rujindezhinengshidai，shoujizhixuyaoshualianzhihou，jiunengzidongshoujibaocungerenxinxi，yiqiezhanghudoushidianzizhanghaoxinxidouhuiyouzidongbangdingkaihu。
linyangzheiershinianmeiyouxiashan，danbudaibiaotashenmedoubuzhidao，tayongyouchaoqiangdedanao，nengfuzhisuoyouxinxi，guomubuwang，tadedanaojiuxiangdangyushirenleidechaojidiannaoyiyang，nengbaocunwushudexinxizhishi。
zhouxuejiuzheiyangbalinyangdiuzailehunyindengjisuowaimian，zijikaichezoule，tacaibuhuishadaobalinyangzaidaihuizhoujiaqu，kantalaobaneiyisi，shuobudingderangtamenzhuzaiyiqi，zheikebuxing。
tazenmenengsuibianhenanrenzhuzaiyiqi，jiusuanzheigenanrenshitahefadezhangfu，yebuxing。
duiyulinyanglaishuo，xianzaishenfenyoule，tayaozuode，jiushiruhejiejinnver，zhiyuzheizhouxue，yidianyebuzhongyao。
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宋家！
linsisibeixiaoyisongxiaohongjiaohuilejiali。
linsisishisongxiaohongyishoudaidade，tamendenianlingxiangchayecaibudaoshisui，shuoshizhangbei，shijishangqingtongjiemei，jiushizhanzaiyiqi，yehuibeidangchengshijiemeihua。
“sisi，nizuijinmeiyudaoshenmeqiguaiderenba？”
songxiaohongshizaishitan，tabuzhidao，neigelinyanghuozhelinlangtianneigehundan，youmeiyousidixiazhaoguosisi。
“没有啊！”
linsisiqiguaidedao：“xiaoyi，nijintianzenmeneimeqiguaia！”
songxiaohonganansonglekouqi，haihao，neijiahuoyinggaiyemeilianjiansisi，buguotabudebuzhongshizheijianshi。
“wojintianqukannimamale!”
songxiaohongqingshengdao：“wodaizhejiangzhenglongqude，nihetadeshi，shiniwaigongqinzidingxialaide，niyezhidao，zaiwomenjia，niwaigongjuedingdeshi，sheiyebunengweibei。”
tidaozheishi，linsisijiuyilianweiqudemoyang。
“xiaoyi，wohaimeibiyeni？”
linsisibumandedao：“neijiangzhenglongshishenmedexingniyoubushibuzhidao，wozenmenengjiajita！”
songxiaohongzhidaolinsisidexinsi，qitashi，tadounengyouzhelinsisidexingzi，jiushizheijianshibuxing。
“男人嘛！”
songxiaohongdao：“tazaiwaimian，nanmianhuifengchangzuoxi，zhiyaochengjiazhihou，kendinghuigaibiande，tayijingdayingwo，yihoubuhuiheneixiebusanbusidepengyouzaiyiqiwande！”
狗能改得了吃屎吗？
linsisicaibuxiangxinjiangzhenglonghuigaibian，huahuagongzige，jiutamenxuexiaoli，buzhidaoduoshaoxiaoguniangdoubeijiangzhenglongjihuohaile。
“xiaoyi，yaowojiajitayebushibukeyi，zhishaodedengwodaxuebiyeba，woxianzaihaixiao，haibuxiangtanlianai！”