shenyuhetadejingjirenzhangjie，geziduanzhemanmanyipanlongxia，zuozaiyanhuitingzuijiaoluodeweizhi，yibianhezhexiangbin，chizhelongxia，kanzheyanqianderenlairenwang。
shenyuhexiayikouxiangbin，zabazabazui：“zhangjie，nilaoshigaosuwo，laizhiqiannishibushibuzhidaoyanhuishijiangshijubande？”
zhangjiemianbugaise，youyadiyongyinsechazichuoqiyikuailongxiasaijinzuili，kouhongbandianyemeiyoubeicengdiao，tamantiaosilidichiwan，mantiaosilidishuo：“nijiranjuedingyaofuchule，hetamenjigerenpengshangshizaowandeshi，tiqianlianxilianxi。”
shenyudeshixianmiaoxianglezhuangzheyihehebingqilindebingxiang，tamiqileyanjing，shitukanqinglimiandekouwei：“wanyiwofuchuwuguo，chushiweijieshenxiansizenmeban？”
tazaichuanshuqianyejiaoshenyu，buguoshiniannianyouyudeyu。
chuanshuhoudeshenyu，shiduoyudeyu。
chuanshuqiandetashibeiquanjiashangxiachongzhezhangdadehaomenguigongzi。
chuanshuhoudetasuiranyeshihaomenqinshengzi，danganggangchushengjiubeirenbaocuo，shibanianhouhuidaoshenjia，yinweijidujiashaoye，yejiushibenshunanzhushenjiajun。
tazheigeedunanpeizaihuidaoshenjiadeliangnianli，jiguansuanjin，chuchushuajimouqifuxianhainanzhushenjiajun，shenzhibuxiqugouyinnanzhudefaxiaojiangwei，gouyinnanzhudetiangouzhonglou，gouyinnanzhudelaoshikenian。
zuihoudejieguo，dangranshigouyinshibai，fanbeinanzhudehougongmenqunqiergongzhi，luodeyigeshenbaiminglie，beiquzhuchuguoguduzhonglaodejieju。
shoudaobenshujuqingdexianzhi，shenyuzaitouershinianjingjingyeyedibanyanedunanpei，sannianqianzouwanjuqingbeiquzhuchuguo。
zhongyubaituolejuqingdexianzhi，zhunbeitiqianwuliushiniankaiqiyanglaoshengya，xiangshouziyoushenghuo，quebeiouyudedalao，tadeshejingbingxianrenqiangneigezhineigeai。
jingjirenzhangjieshunzheshenyudeshixianwangleguoqu：“nikezhiyouyizhaojiaozhizhisidierhousheng？nixianzaidemingshenghexingxiangyijinglandebunengzailan，shenzaigudi，haiyoushenmehaopade？woyaocaomeiweidebingqilin。”
shenyuqishen：“dengzhe！”
tazaiwenyibian：“zhiyaoyige？”
zhangjiesuanlesuanzouhoumenjinlaidemenpiaoqian，chenyindao：“shigeba。”
shenyushenzihuangleyihuang：“nirangwoyigerenqu？”
zhangjieyouyadijiangyilvtoufabiedaoerhou：“weichixingxiang。”
xingxiangdiedaogudideshenyuzhanzailengjuqian，taduiluguodefuwuyuanluchuyigeqianqiandeweixiao：“keyibanishoulidepanzijiwoma？”
nianqingdefuwuyuanmianhongerchi，jiejiebaba：“dang、dangran！”
shenyunaguopanzi，yishouduanpanzi，yishouconglengjulinabingqilin，yige，liangge，sange……jianjianduichenglexiaoshan。
手有点酸。
guoqusannianlibeidalaopengzaishouxinlipashuaile，hanzaizuilipahuale，guozhefanlaizhangkouyilaishenshoudeyangzhushishenghuo，tayijinghenjiuhenjiumeiyounaguozheimechendedongxile。
xiguanbeidalaotiexinzhaogu，shenyubuzijuedeyuqilidailejifenjiaoqi：“haozhong，bangwonazhe。”
“……nixihuanchibingqilin？”
zheigeshengyin，youdianershu。
shenyuwangpangbianneimeyikan，chadianhedebashoulidebingqilinxiaoshanjipaochuqu。
zhangjieshiwuyazuizhuanshi？buyidingpengdaojiangweizheijiupengdaole。
shenyuzhanglezhangkou，shoushangshizaichendiandiande，tabapanziwangjiangweishenqiantui：“taitai。”
jiangweisihuyouxiefaleng，lenglengdexiayishitaizhulechendiandiande，duijizhejishigebingqilindeyinsecanpan。
shenyuguanchaleyihuiersannianhoudejiangwei，jiangweishenshangchuanzhebitingdegaodingxizhuang，toufadazhefala，shoushangtaigepanzi，henyoufuwuyuandefaner。
shenyuweiweiyixiao：“zaijian。”
taopaodeshihoubuwangzhualianggebingqilin，shenyuzhuanshenyiliuyandipaole。
luguoganggangjingjirenzhangjiezaidifang，kongwuyiren。
好家伙，提前溜了。