“dingdong、dingdong、dingdong……”
xiaoxitishiyinxiangcuimingfuyiban，zaijiqingzhouerbianbuduanhuixiang，yingshengshengjiangjijinhunjuedetajichaoqingxingle。
jiqingzhoumimihuhuzhengyan，jiubeiningbingdexianxuecidezaiduheshangyanpi。
jingshousanbaibianxing，paguoqianmiwenxinjiantu，zaibeixingtangdizirengdaowanzhanggaodecigushanhanyu，etoubuxiaoxinkedaoshibishang，yiwainahuiqianshijiyidejiqingzhou，naohaizhongzhishengyigexiangfa——
“yuanlaiyujiantongmingjiaoseyaobeisongquanwendechuanshuoshizhende。”
qianshi，tafumuyinchehuoshuangwang，zaigueryuanzhangda。
weilebaituoqingpindeshenghuo，jiqingzhoutouxuanliangzhuicigu，jiangnanrenshizuolanyankugu，yilushuobo，biyejiujinledachanggongzuo，daikuansanshinianmaixiadapingcengmengzhongqingwu，zoushangrenshengdianfeng——
ranhouyinkanlebenpeijiaoyuzijitongmingdegouxuenvewen，yanjingyizhengyibi，jiulaidaolezheigeyushuzhongjiqixiangsidexiuxianshijie，taichuanchengneigetongmingpeijiao。
yuanwenzhong，nvzhutoutoulijiachuzou，waichuyoulishizaoyuyiwai，beinanzhuyingxiongjiumei，duitayijianzhongqing，liangrensidingzhongshen，jieweidaolv。
yikaishi，nvzhuchennizaiaiqingzhong，duixinggebadaodenanzhubaiyibaishun。
kezaiyicihuanhaozhong，nanzhuqingzhinongshi，wangzhetajiaochulingyigenvrendemingzi！
neishunjian，nvzhunaohaizhongfuxianguowangzhongzhong。
zijixinggejiaoqi，shizhibuzhanyangchunshui，nanzhushuo，taxihuantatitiexianhuidemoyang，yushitaxishouzuogengtang，dangnanzhubeihoudenvren，zhiweibodenanzhuyixiao：younizhenhao。
zijixihuanmingyandehongse，nanzhushuo，tajuedetachuanqingyigenghao，suyatianjing，yushitajianghongseyishangdouyazaixiangdi，chuanzhedabanjieyimoqing。
zijipianhaotianshi，nanzhushuo，xihuanliangrenzainuandongzhuzhelaguozi，bianchibianxiaoduifangdaochouliangqidemoyang，yushibunengchiladeta，changchangpeizhenanzhuchixinladeshiwu，yinshoubulecitongerleiliumanmian，nanzhuquezhishizaipangbianxiao。
tazangzhejifenhuanghudeyanshen，fangfozaizhuixunwufachupengdeguoqu。
zheiyangdeshi，taiduotaiduo。
duodaotazainanzhudeyiyanyixingzhong，jingbuzhibujuejiangzijicongneidaowai，gaibianchenglelingyigeren。
nvzhuzhijuesongran，biwennanzhuhou，caizhinanzhuyougebaiyueguang，zaixuduonianqian，weitaersi，nvzhumeiyanyutayousanfenxiangsi。
zhengshiyinci，nanzhucaiyunvzhuzaiyiqi，youyigaibiannvzhu，jiangzheisanfen，bianzuowufen。
zhidaozhenxiangdenvzhushangxinyujue，xiangyaolikainanzhu，tatao，tazhui，tachachinanfei！
jiuci，liangrenzhankailenvelianqingshenzhilu。
erjiqingzhou，bianshineigeyuanwenkaishiqian，jiuyijingsiqiaoqiao，quezaiyuanwenlicongtoudaoweishuamancunzaigan，bianchengnannvzhunvelianplayzhongyihuandebaiyueguang。
nanzhushigebanmo，zuoweimozujiandie，congxiaoqianfuzairenzusandazongzhiyidewuliangzongzuoneimendizi，mudeshiweitouzouwuliangzongzhibao，tianqizhenpan。
raner，yicimijingshilianzhong，nanzhubeiduishoufaxianbanmodeshenfen。
renzuyumozurujinbusibuxiu，anzhaoguiju，bengaijiangtaqinzhuchusi。
nanzhutaocuanzhiji，yujianjiqingzhou，hongpiantashuozhuishazijideren，shiyinzheguoquchouyuan，guyipozangshui。
tashibanmo，suiyoumozutezheng，queyeyourenzuxuemai，nengzaiwuliangzongqianfuduonian，weizhuangshouduanfanduo，shunlitongguolejiqingzhoudedanshuijianyan。
jiqingzhoushinanzhushijie，liangrentongnianrumen，congxiaoyiqizhangda，qingmeizhuma，duocichushengrusi，jianceshimozudedanshuijianyantongguo，tazishigengxinnanzhude。
zuihou，nanzhuzaijiqingzhoudebangzhuxiazhongshangduishou，youpohuailemijinghexin，jiejiduntao。
ruobushiwaimiandedanengchushoujishi，liuzaimijingzhongdedizidouhuisi，tamenchulaihou，fenfenzhirenjiqingzhoushimozujiandiedebangxiong。
jinguanjingchazhengquerenjiqingzhoushibeinanzhusuoqipian，bingfeimozubangxiong，ketazhongjiufanxiadacuo，haijianjieshishilianmijingtantasunhui，shushinianneizainankaiqi，zaisanzongjiumenyinqizhongnu，wuliangzongzhideanmenguichuzhijiqingzhou，mingtayifadiguo。
yuanwenzhongtiqitadejieju，buguoyiju：daixingqijieshu，xingtangdizishangshanshi，zhijiandongneishenchutangzheyijubingdiao，zaoyimeileqi。
huiyizhici，jiqingzhouzhongyuchajuedaoyanxiayougeyanjundewenti——
huoxu，jintianjiushitadesiqi。
sanbaibianxingdahuailetaderoushen，shitaqijingbamaishousun，lingliwu***changyunxing，zaitineiluancuan，erqianmiwenxinjiantuzhendangletadeshenhun，xinmochunchunyudong。
rujintalianjingxindazuo，diaoyonglingliyangshangdouzuobudao，qiankundaineiyezhiyougongtazaihanyuzhongfuxingsanyueyongdekouliang，lianyikedijichunshuidandoumeijitaliu。
jiqingzhouliqinglexianzhuang，xuanjishuangshoujiaodiefangzaixiaofu，anxiangyixiao：“meijiule，dengsiba。”
愿来生不遇狗男人。
“dingdong、dingdong、dingdong……”
jiuzaicishi，qingcuidexiaoxitishiyinzaidukuangxiang，chaodejiqingzhoutaiyangxuetutuzhitiao，tazhidezhengkaiyan，xiangkankandaodishenmeqingkuang。
jiqingzhougangzhengyan，kanqingyanqianjingxianghou，buyoudeyidai——
qimengle，zaixiuxianshijielikandaoqieliaotianqunle。
tadanhongdeshiyeli，bantoumingdezhangfangxingduihuakuangyemianzhankai，qianhuisedebeijingzhong，shishuapingdebaiseqipaoxiaoxi。
pannixiaoheichong：eeeeeeee。
pannixiaoheichong：eeeeeeee！
pannixiaoheichong：haoehaoehaoe，wozhendehaoe——
jiqingzhou：“……”changchulaile。
这啥啊？
jiqingzhoukanzhebuduanzhongfufazhe“wohaoe”deduihuakuang，huaiyishixinmozuosui，shitachanshenglehuanxiang。
kexinmohuanxiangdouyuxiuxianzhetongkudehuiyiyouguan，jiqingzhoukanzhezaiduihuakuanglizierwaluanjiaoedepannixiaoheichong，neixinhaowubodong。
xianglexiang，jiqingzhoufeilidizhuaqishenbianyikexiaosuishi，chaozheyisihuanxiangdeduihuakuangrengqu。
“嗖。”
xiaosuishibingweiruyuqineibanchuanguobantoumingdeduihuakuang，gengxiangshijindaoleshenmeyikongjian，zaijiechudaoduihuakuangshixiaoshiwuzong。
jinjiezhe，duihuakuangyoucedanchuleyitiaoxiaoxi——
“daozaishou，shapeigou”fachuyigehongbao。
纪清昼：“？”
“叮咚。”
xiayimiao，duihuakuangzuocedanchupannixiaoheichongdexinxiaoxi：“zheishisha？hongbao？nengchima？dianyixia……”
“唉哟！”
“哪来的石头？！”
“谁暗算我？”
“peigouzaina？gunchulai！”
pannixiaoheichongfachuyilianchuanbeidamadezanghua。
纪清昼：“……”
kanzhepannixiaoheichongmanpingzanghuazhongchuanchade“wohaoe”、“baluguodexinmodouyaoyikou”、“quneibiandefentouzhengdiancao”，jiqingzhouxinzhongfuqiyigedadandecaice，tacongqiankundailinachuyigemantou，chaoduihuakuangrengqu。
mantouzaichujiduihuakuangdeshunjianxiaoshi，duihuakuangyoucezaicidanchuyitiaoxiaoxi——
“daozaishou，shapeigou”fachuyigehongbao。
pannixiaoheichong：“youshihongbao？nijuedewohuizaitongyigekenglishuailiangcima？nijiwokanhaole——”
“***！”
“馒头？！”
“woweishenmeyaoyongshouniesuita！”
“wogaiyongzuide！wogaiyongzuiqujiede！”
“a！dishangyousuixie！wotianwotianwotian——”
纪清昼：“……”
kandaopannixiaoheichongyaopadaodishangqutianmantouxiedexiaoxi，jiqingzhoutongkongdizhen，xiayishihan：“nikuaizhukou，wozheihaiyou！”
tahuayinluoxia，duihuakuangyoucetanchuyitiaoxinxiaoxi。
daozaishou，shapeigou：“nikuaizhukou，wozheihaiyou！”
raner，yifenzhongguoqu，pannixiaoheichongneibiancaiyouledongjing：“gangtianwan，zhenxiang！”
jiqingzhou：“……”buyaoyongzheimekailangdeyuqishuochurucixinsuandehua！
kailangdepannixiaoheichongjixufalaixiaoxi：“nihaihuijiwomantouma？xiexienipeigou，ganggangshiwoyouyanbushihaogoule！”
jiqingzhoufue：“buyongxie，danwobujiaopeigou，neishiwochourendemingzi。”
haitalunluozhicidenanzhujiuxingpei。
tameigaodongzheigeliaotianqunjirenqumingdetiaojian，danconggangcaideshitanlaikan，keyiquedingliangjianshi——
diyi，tarengjinduihuakuangdewupin，huibianchenghongbaodexingshisongjipannixiaoheichong。
dier，dangtaxiangyupannixiaoheichongduihuashi，tashuochukoudehua，jiuhuizaiduihuakuanglixianshichulai。
xiangzhe，jiqingzhouyouwangduihuakuanglirenglejigemantou，liqihaofeidaban，tatingxiaxiexi，shengyinxuruo：“nihenjiumeichifanlema？”
pannixiaoheichongkandaoyilianchuandehongbaoxiaoxi，yanjingdouzhile，tabianfeikuaidiankaihongbao，bianshuo：“wozheilizhiyoufentou，haojibainian……bu！haojiqianniandoumeijianguomantoule！wuwuwuzhenxiangzhenxiang！”
tayikouyigedabaimantou，chideleiliumanmian。
kandaopannixiaoheichongdexinxiaoxi，jiqingzhoudechuyigejielun，zheijiahuojingshenbutaizhengchang。
rujinlingqixibo，xiulianjiannan，dangshijiweidingjianqiangzheyebuguodachengqi，shoushuqianyuzai，pannixiaoheichongzenmekenenghuoguohaojiqiannian？neideshichuanwenzhongyutiantongshoudehuashenqiqiangzheba！
nagehuashenqiqiangzhehuilunluodaozaidishangtianmantouxiede？
yuanyiweisiqianchuxiandeqiyiliaotianqun，shitachuanyuehoushanshanlaichi，jiutayuweinanzhizhongdejinshouzhi，kanlaishitaxiangduole。
jiqingzhoudingzhepannixiaoheichongneiju“wozheilizhiyoufentou”，xinzhongxiwangximie，tadao：“wozheierhaiyousangeyuekouliang，doujiniba，nishengzhedianchi，chiwanjiumeile。”
fanzhengtayechibushangle，buruzuojianhaoshi。
“都给我？”
mannaozizhiyouchidepannixiaoheichongnandezhuazhuzhongdian：“neinini？nibuchifanma？buchifanjiuhuie，eduzihaonanshou，huixiangsixiangsixiangsi——”
tayijingxiangsihenjiule，kejiushisibule，tongpaomenyeyigejieyigexianrubansizhuangtai，tamensheiyesibule……
ei？tazenmezhidaodajiadoubuhuisi？haoxiangshisheigentashuode，neigerenshishei？
“不用想。”
jiqingzhoukandaopannixiaoheichongdexiaoxi，zichaoyixiao：“womashangjiuhuisi。”
tashenshouzhongshang，shenhunbuwen，meifayunyonglingliliaoshang，yemeiyoudanyaolingcaoyizhi，kebushimashangjiudesima？tazhishibuganxinbale！
haitaderenrujinzhengzaiwaitouxiaoyao，zaiguoxienian，haihuinatazuojiekou，quhuohailingyimingwugunvzi，yizhuiaidemingyi，jiangzhenggexiuxianjiejiaogetianfandifu，lianleigengduoren，zuihouhainengquanshenertui，yujiarenguoshangxianyunyehedekuaihuorizi。
guangshixiangxiang，jiqingzhoujiuhenbudechuanhuimijingzhong，jiangneigeqiaosheruhuangqipianzijidegounanrenbopichoujin，cuoguyanghui！
zhikexi，tademingyunshouzhiyushuzhongjuqing，jijiangbeijuqingsha。
“你不会死！”
“不要死啊！”
jiuzaizheishi，danhongdeshiyezhongtiaochuyitiaoyouyitiaoxiaoxi——
pannixiaoheichong：“wohuijiunide！”