hegexiaolungaozaiyiqi，yasuodeteshuzhichubeifaxianshichizaodeshiqing。danrangyasuomeixiangdaodeshi：tamenzheimezaojiufaxianleyasuodeyouteshudenengli。
dukaaozhishirangyasuoguaiguaiqiaoqiao，ananjingjingdidaizaigexiaolunshenbian，meiyoujiangyasuodaihuiquyanjiu，gengmeiyoujiyasuoliuxiashenmerenwu。zhishijiaodaileyixiezhuyishixiang，yijiwenyasuoyihouxiangganshenme，youmeiyoukaolvquzhengfubumengongzuo。
“这个人是你么？”
dukaaoshoulinazheyigepingban，pingmuzhizhongxianshizheyizhangzhangzhaopian。meizhangzhaopianlidebeijingshixiangtongde，jiushiyasuodesusheloumenkou，danshijizhangzhaopianzhizhong，meiyizhangzhaopianlirendeyangmaodoubuxiangtong。
“jiangjun，nikaiwanxiaoba。zhei，zenmekenengshiwo。tamenyouwozheimeshuaiqi？”
yasuochuileyixiaeqiandedaimao，mianbugaisexinbutiao，xiaosadefanwen。kezaixinli，yigexiaoyasuobengchulai，xiaolianlianyihei，zhidaozijishizenmebaoludele。weileduobineibangreqingsihuodexiaojiejie，yasuoyongnikoudeweizhuang……
yibucuo，bubucuo，cuoshangjiacuo，dacuotecuo，nanshou。
buxing，woyaozhaogexiaolunyaobuchang，buchangwozheicuiruoyouxiaodexinling。yaobushitawoyebuhuibaolu！
haiyoudukaao，zheigelaotoudalaoyuanpaolaidiqiu，jiushiguolaizhaowomafandema？nengbunengyouxiezhuiqiu！
yaobuyaobaduqiangweizhuidaoshou？
shigehaozhuyi，zheiyanglianggejiudoubeiwobaofule，haha。
“neinijiwojieshiyixiaweishenmezheixierenhuichuxianzainimensushelouli？bingqiechuxiandeshijianhenilikaisushedeshijianqiahaowenhe？”
jinjiezhedukaaoyouchushilejizhangzhaopian，limianderenwudoushixianqiansusheloulideren。ranhouyoujiyasuokanyasuosushelideqingkuang，baokuoyasuolikaisushe，gexiaolunguangzheshenzitangzaichuangshangdechangjing。
“wokao！jiangjun，nimenhaihaozheikou，suiranwozhuzainanshengsusheli，bushidanrenjian。danzheibudaibiaowoduinanrenganxingqu，woyexiangqunvshengsushezhu，ketatiaojianbuyunxu，xuexiaoburanga！”
yasuolianmangzhanqilai，yifuwobunengzaizuoxiaqudeyangzi。
dukaaojingjingdikanzheyasuobiaoyan，tazhidaoyasuoxinlixiangzheshenme。
“e……jiangjun，ninbulanwoyixiame？”
yasuozheizoudaoyajianmenkouhou，gangyaokaimen，jiandukaaomeiyousihaofanying，youyudewendukaao。
“woweishenmeyaolanni？”
dukaaolianshangweichishengquanzaiwodeweixiao，xixuedekanzheyasuo，huanhuandewen。
xiangzheiyangpihouderen，jiuyinggaihaohaozhizhi，burangenzhetamendejiezouzou，wozheishangjiangdemianzihaiyaobuyaole？
“ninlanyixiawo，wozheibujiuyoulexiataidejihui，tingnindehuazuoxia，ranhouzanliangjixutan。”
“duiwoyoushenmehaochu？”
haochu？haixiangyaohaochu，jinipichinichibuchia？benjianhaodepiyebushisheidounengchide。
xinlitucaodukaao，danyasuolianhaishixiaoxixi，buzhehenjidizoudaozhuoqianjixushuo：“doushizijiren，，tanshenmehaochu。xiaozinianqing，rejiangjunshengqile。haha，zifayibei。”
yasuoshuowannaqizhuoshangdejiuping，jiuwangzuiliguan。
“gudugudu，ge，ha～haojiu。”
yipingjiujiuxiangshuiyiyangdebeiyasuohediaole，kanzhekongledejiuping，mianbugaisedeyasuo，dukaaoxinlidaxiaojiangyasuoguanzuitaohuadexiangfa。
“haha，neige，xiaoxiongdihaojiuliang，zuoxia，zuoxiashuo。”
yasuoshunzhedukaaojidetaijiexia，zuoxia。
“dukaaojiangjun，wojiukaimenjianshandeshuole。wozhishiyimingputongdexuesheng，qiaqiaoyouleyixieteshudejineng。xiangbiguojialiyidinghaiyouxuduoxiangwozheiyangderen，zaineiqizhongkendingyourenbiwoyouxiudeduo。”
yasuodehuidahenweiwan，danbiaoqingzhizhongyetouluchujujue。dukaaozuoweiyimingjiangjun，huolebuzhidaoduoshaoniandejiangjun，zirannenggoukanmingbaiyasuodeyisi。
“neihaoba，womenyebuqiangqiuni，xiwangninengzaiguojiaweinanzhiji，nenggoujinzijiyifenliliang。erzuoweihuibao，ninahaozheige，zaimouxieshiqingshangzheigekeyijinidailaiyixiebianli。”
dukaaojiaojiyasuoyigexiaohongbenben，diyiyeshiyasuodeliangcunzhao，zheizhanglingrenjuewangdezhengjianzhaobuzhidaotamencongneigejijiaogalalizhaodaode。
shangmianshuoyasuoshimougebumendedebianwairenyuan，teshushikegebumenkeyijiyubianli。haijizijiyigechenghao：jietuozhe。
需要解释一下么？
yasuokandaodukaaotamenduizijicuowudepanduanhou，bujindesisuoyixia。
suanla，haishibujishuole。rangbierenbaochicaiyi，yeshiyijiankuailedeshiqing。
dangchuwaneryasuodeshihou，suiranzhanjizhiyoulinggangwu，danzijiqianchangshenglvbaifenzhiwushi，jileduiyouduoshaozixin，jiledirenduoshaoyali。yiju“biepawochaofeng，nimenshuchu”jiduoshaochangtuanzhandailaileshengli。
zhanshuxingyoudao，zenmenengjiaoqipianni？
“xiexie，guojiayounanyiburongci。”
yasuoyansudepaizhezijidexiongtang，buguanqianshijinsheng，zijishengshihuaxiaren，sishihuaxiagui。jiusuanmeiyoujizijihaochu，yasuoyebuhuixiushoupangguan，geanguanhuo。
“neixing，wohaiyoushiqing，xianzoule。yihouyoushenmeshiqing，womenhuilianxinide。”
jiandaoyasuozhenren，bingdedaoyasuodebaozhengzhihou，xuanzaidukaaoxinshangdeshitouzongsuanshikeyifangxialaile。yaojiangyinhezhiligexiaolunpeiyangchengyiminghegedeshen，yiqiedouburongyoushi。
“dukaaojiangjun，dengyixia！”
jiandukaaogancuilisuo，yidianerbutuonidaishuidezhanqilaiyaolikai，yasuojimangjiangtajiaozhu。
“zenme？xiangtongle？xiangyaojiaruwomenle？”
dukaaomiandaiweixiaodehuiguotoulaikanzheyasuo。
“bu，bushi。qingninjieyixiazhang，wozheichulaidetaiji，meidaiqian。”
dukaao：(◦`~´◦)……
dukaaopaizheetou，juezheyasuomeiyoudayingzijisihushiyijianhaoshiqing。
ranhoudukaaotaochuzijideqianbaoranhoujiezhang，xinlisuiranjiqixinteng，danlianshangdebiaoqinghaishiyaozuodaoweide，pingjingzhizhongdaizhecongrongbupodezhending，miansezhonghanzhedeneiyidiandianbuxierangrenganjuebunuziwei，rangshouyintaihoumiandexiaojiejiexinliyouxiehuanghuangde。
“eiyou，dukaaojiangjun，renjiaxiaojiejieduomekeai，ninbiehezhetaa！ninbushihaiyoushierme？kuaimangquba。ninkeshidamangren。”
yasuocongbaojianliluchutoulai，jianjiandeshengyinchuandaoqiantai。dukaaolianyoushiyihei，jieguoqiantaixiaojiejiediguolaideyinxingka，touyebuhuidezoule。
dukaaojintianlaijianyasuo，zheilianxiangdangyuduozaitaiyangxiashailesangeyuena。
“哼╯^╰”
dukaaotaowanqian，zhijieniutouzouren。
“qiaoqiaozheixieyouqianren，zheiyizhuozidecai，yikoumeidongjiuzoule。yaobubagexiaolunjiaolaiyiqichi？suanle，suanle，haishiwanshangqingneigekenghuochidiandongxiba，dengtalai，zheicaidouliangle，buhaochile。”
yasuojuqikuaizi，kanzheyizhuozicai，kaishidakuaiduoyi，zhiyuzheiyidazhuozidecaidoushisheidiande，yasuobiaoshihewoyouguanxime？