juewangzaizheiyikeyijingzaixingtiandexindilimanyanzhe，shenzhibishiqushengminghaiyaonanshou，shengmingzaishentilibuduandeliushi，taquemeiyourenhedehaipa。
qiangdarucidexianrendouganbulezheigeguaishou，neimejiujingsheinenggoudidangdezhuta。
weishenme？weishenme？zheishiweishenme？mingmingxianrenzheimedeqiangda，keweishenmehaihuijisha。
huanhuande，xingtianzhiganjuezijiyanqiandeyishiyijingzhujianmohu，zaiwuyidianqili。
sihushengmingyijingzoudaolejintouyiban，hunshenmeiyoulerenheliqi，zhongzhongdepadaozaidishang，buduandewuyanzhe。
tianshizhuigangcaiyueshensuodundezhandouyejinjinzhishiresheneryi，suiranyouxiexiaocuozhe，buguomeiyourenhedaai。
henkuaidebianqingxingleguolai，congdishangpaleqilai，huanglehuangnaodai，bozihaishiyouxiesuantengde，liansefuzadekanzhedaozaizijipangbiandezheigefanren。
shouzhongdelieyanzhijianjinwo，sihaobuzaiyidekanzhesuodun：“henizheimeyigejiahuo，juranhaidazheimejiu！”
eshensuodunyilianjinge：“nizheibaozi，zheidousibule，deduodayihuier，fouzedehuayihuierchiqilaikongpadeluoya！”
“neigefanrenhaitingzhizhede，juranhailaijiuni，zhenshibuzhisihuo！”eshensuodunzhileyixia，tangzaidishanghaishengxiayikouqidexingtian。
tianshizhuiyanmouzhizhongyebuyoudeshanguoyisinanyichajuedeyiwei，danhenkuaidebianhuifuleqingming。
“少废话！”
tianshizhuixianzaizhixiangsuzhansujue，shenxingpiaoranerzhi，shouzhonglieyanzhijianyijingchuxianzaileeshensuodundeqianfang。
suodundedaeyunaodaiyishimeiyoufanyingguolai，zhijiebeiyixiazichoufeilechuqu，zhongzhongdediedaozaidi，wawayayadezaidishangmocazhe。
“nishualai，wohaimeizhunbeihao，rangwoxianchidianer！”congdishanglikefangunleqilai，muguangbushandedingzheqiangdadenvbaozi。
“sandaishouti，qifuzheixieputongren，nihaizhendeyoulianzuodechulai！”
tianshizhuilengshengdao，yuqizhongdaizheyisishaqi。
“shenmefanrenbufanrende，bujiushiyiqunbaozima？nengchidedongxishaleyouzenme！”
suodundefuziyijingchuxianzailezijideshouzhong，zhiqianqueshiyouxieqingdi，zheiyicikebuhuile。
dajiaozhechongleshanglai，youruyitoubentengdexiongshou，liandadidouyoulveweizhenzhan，sudujikuai。
azhuimeitouyizhou，lieyanzhijianhengfangzaizijishenqian，lieyanzhijianhuoyanbaoran，yiguchongtiandehuoguangturanchuxian，xiangzhechongguolaidesuodunhenhendezhanleguoqu。
shashijianbeilieyanguangzhuchongguodekongqifangfoyixiazibeichougandeshengmingyibantongkubukan，kongqizhizhongmanshizhire。
beijifeichuqudesuoduncanjiaoyishenghenhendezazaileshibizhishang，dieluoxialaishi，lianmangpaileyixiazijixiongqianbeigongjidaodedifang，yijingyoumingxiandeshaojiaoshenzhihaiyouyisimingxianderouwei！
妈的，被烤了。
suodundunshiganjueyouxiebumiao，yanleyikoutuomo：“made，zheibaozizenmezheimelihai？”
zongshenyiyue，rutongliyuyiban，liangbingfuzichazaidimianshang，mengdebianzhuandongjiazazhehuangshasuishidexuanfengshunjianxingcheng，yisuodunyijingzuanruledidi，bingqiebuduandezaixiangzheyuanfangtaopaozhe。
tianshizhuipieleyiyantangzaidishangdexueren，bianyouhuiwuzhechibangchonglechuqu，suodundetaopaoluxianwuyiyushiyanerdaoling，dishanghenmingxiandegouhexianshichutapaoguodehenji。
tianshizhuilengxiaoyisheng，zhangjianzhitian，youshiyidaolieyanhongzha，zhijiehongjizailedimiandelongqizhishang，chongtianshikuaifeiqi，liandaizheyishengcanjiao，yidaoheiyingcongdimianbeidaqi，zaikongzhonghuaqileyigeyoumeidepaowuxian，henhendezaluozailedimianshang，henmingxianzhijiejiangsuoduncongdidilidalechulai。
tingshuoguodadishude，quemeiyoutingshuoguodaeyude。
suodunhaimeilaidejihanteng，youganjueshenhouyipianchire。
youshiyidaoguangzhu，yicicidejiangsuodunjifei，jitui，diediedangdangdejiuxiangshiyigepiqiu，yibanbeitianshizhuisiyidedalaidaqu，sihaomeiyoulezhiqiandeweifengbaqi。
gujizaidaxiaqunaozidoukuaizhuangshale。
julizhiqiandezhanchangyijingyuelaiyueyuan，kanzheshijichabuduole。
tianshiazhuifeidaoleshangkong，fushizhelangbeitaocuandesuodun。
“yan，qingqiushiyonglieyanhongzhahongshamubiao！”
diqiuzhiwaidetianshiyan，tongkongbianbai，zengjialeyifenguimidemeili：“dibiaoqingkuangruhe！”
“fangyuanbaiminei，meiyourenhezhihuishengwu！”
“允许使用！”
dishangmiandesuodunzaoyijingbeihepoledanzi，kuaisudebentaozhe，zaizheilidiulemingkebuzhidetayaohuiniluoheliuyu，neilihaianquandianer。
zheigaisidehuaxiajuranzheimedeweixian，gangpaodaozheilijiuyouyigetianshenguolai，zheihairangeyuhuozhema？
niutoukanleyiyanfeixiangtiankongzhizhongdetianshibuyoudesongleyikouqi，mofeishibuxiangzhuizijilema？
danshihenkuaide，suodunjiandaolezheibeizidoubuxiangjiandaodechangmian，yinlengdeyuncengzhizhong，nvxingtianshixiangtianzhijian，jianshenzhishang，youwushudehuoyanbentengyueershang，fangfoshichongtiandehuolongyibanzhitongyunxiao，yuncengzhijiebeishaochuyidakouzi。
pudeyisheng，suijihuitianmiedideguangzhu，jipoyunceng，bankongzhizhongbaoran，xunleibujiyanerzhishi，turanchuxian，zhijiedazailesuodundeshenshang，meiyourenhefanyingdeshijian。
lianzuihoudeaihaodoumeiyoujiaochulai，bianbeihuimiezailelieyanhongzhazhizhong。
chongtianhuoguangsiqi，qilangfeijian，baimizhineihuaweijiaotu，zuidadekengdongzaiyuandixingcheng。
yuanchuchuanlaidejudadeshengxiang，jiangdishangyanyanyixidexingtiancongmihuzhuangtaizhizhonggaoqingxingleguolai，shenshangdetengtongshunjianchuanbianlequanshen。
xianggebaimizhiyuan，kanzhetianshihuiwuzhejiebaidechibangpiaofuzaikongzhong，tongkongsanfachuguangliang。
居然没死，太好了。
tianshizhuixiangzhezheibiankanleyiyan，errenshuangyangezhebaimi，shunjianduishi。
suihouniuguotouqujiangluozaileshaojiaodedimianshang，xiangqiantansuozhezixidetancha，mubiaoshifouchedijisha。
“yan，wulixinxiyijingwanquanxiaomie，danshihaiyouyixiecancundeanxinxi！”
tianshizhuiyibiansichudaliangzhe，yibianduizhetianshiyanshiyongzheantongxun。
tianshiyanzuijiaomoqiyimoxiaorong：“gangcaidezhandoushiniguyijiangsuodunjituishubaimi，shiweileneixiefanrenba！”
azhuijiaobuyidun，biaoqinglvedaifuza！
“fanrengangcaixiangyaojiuwo！tamenhaishihenyingyongde”
tianshiyanpiaofuzaidiqiuwaiwei，yanshenfanbaimingxiankaiqiledongchazhiyan。
tianshiyandeshengyinlvedaiqingtiaoshuo：“keqianwanbieshiwomendeazhuichunxinmengdong，yigejishinianjiuhuaweiturangdenanren，youshenmehaode！”
“womentianshikekanbushangqitawenmingdezhanshi。”
azhuibulicaitianshiyandediaokan，ziguzideshuodao：“eshensuodunanxinxizenmeban！”
“看着办呗！”
“xiangbanfabaxinximoqu，shizaibuxingjiufengyin，zongzhibierangtazaihuilaijiuxing！”
tianshiazhuidiandiantou，gangxiangzhunbeishifangfengyin，tingjianshenhouturanyouyishengyinsendeshengyinxiangqi：“meilidetianshi**，nihao！”
azhuiyilianjingtijingti，zhouranjianzhuanshen，shenhouyiranchuxianyigedaizhemianjudeheipaoyinsennanzi！
“buyaowuhui，woshilaiziminghedeshen，shixianbingbuzhidaodiqiuxingyeshitianshideguanxiafanwei，caichulezheiyangdechacuo！”
“怎么了？追”
“yigezichengshiminghedeshen！”
“neizheishizenmehuishi？”
daizhemianjudeheipaoxiaoshengdijieshi：“zheishiwoshenkaertujingdiqiuxingshisuozhizaode，shishubuyi！weinimendailaidemafan，womenshenganbaoqian！”
“neinishuogaizenmeban？！！”tianshizhuimanliannurong，jintianbuzhidaoweishenme，xinqinghenshiqiguai。
“womenkeyihelidebatadeanxinxifengyindiao，daoshihouninzaijiadiantianshidedongxi，gaixieyixiexinxijiukeyile！zhiyaobuhuimiejiukeyi。
tianshizhuidiantoudaying，sishenkaerzenmeshuoyeshihetianshiyoudianjiaoqingde，erqieyeshishangwanniandeshen，henvwangshiyigeshidaideshen，zhiyaobuweifankaishanvwangdezhengyizhixu，renhedoushikeyide。
“ganxietianshi**！”heipaoshuoleshengdaoxiezhihoubianxiaoshibujian。