第一章
正文
nvdaxueshengyongchuangwangwenquan，yichaocusiquefaxianzijichuanjinlegangxiedexiaoshuoli。
haichuanchenglexiaoshuozhongedunvpeidezhongshigoutuizi。
nvpeirenshaqianhaiduo，dongbudongjiushijiqiandepaotuifei，shangwandezuanshishoulian。
xinqinghaodeshihou，haizhijieshuaiwoyizhangyinxingka。
nvzhuduinvpeidexingweiqifenbuyi，juedetazaiwuruzijiderenge。
wozhijiejieguokawanyao，liezuixiaodao：「xiexiedaxiaojie。」
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jintianshidaxueweileyingjiexinsheng，jubanyingxinwanhuiderizi。
huangusizhou，daochudoushichuanzhelongzhongdenannvsheng，shulideedunvpeisongshuyu，jintianchuanleyixibaisepengshalifuqun。
zhiyintadatingdaojintiannanzhuchiyanlihuilai，teyiyigaiwangridechuanda，zouqileqingchunxiaobaihuafeng。
zhibuguonanzhuhaimeichuxian，chunbaidelifuqunjiuzhanranshangleciyandeyipianhongjiuzi。
zuikuihuoshounvzhushenqingqingchuanzheyishenfuwuyuandeyifu，taganggangbeisongshuyubuxiaoxintuileyiba，youmeinawentuopan，hongjiujinshuqingxiezailesongshuyudeyifushang。
songshuyuyibatuikaishenqingqing，jianjiaochusheng：「a，shenqingqing，nizhibuzhidaowozheiyifuduoshaoqiana！」
shenqingqingbeituidaozaidi，huangzhangshuo：「duibuqi，zheiyifuduoshaoqian，wohuipeinide。」
songshuyuyilianbuxiedishuo：「suanleba，nipeideqima？kannineiqiongsuanyang。」
shenqingqingyilianqurudishuo：「songshuyu，nishaokanbuqiren，wokendinghuipeijinide。」
songshuyumanlianchaofeng，tashuo：「woshuodeyoucuoma，nikannichuandeshishenmea，wojiamobudoumeinideyifuhanchen。」
shuowanyouconghuailitaochuyizhangka，dijishenqingqingshuo：「zheikaliyousanshiwan，suannideyiyaofeile。」
shenqingqingqurudipaidiaotadeshoushuo：「sheiyaonidechouqian！」
songshuyubeitadefanyingqidaole，zhuanshoujiubakadijilewoshuo：「zhaotang，zheiliyousanshiwan，naqumailiangshenxiangyangdeyifu，bielaochuandegenmourenyiyang。」
wodengdayanjing，kanzhesongshuyushoulideka。
xiayimiao，woweiwanzheyao，gongjingdishuo：「haode，daxiaojie，laonumashangquban。」
songshuyuweitaixiaba，gaoaodinileshenqingqingyiyan，ranhouzhuanshenlikai，tuliushenqingqingyigerenyilianbeifendizuozaidishang。
wopidianpidiandigenshangsongshuyu。
guaiguai，bushiwobuyaozunyan，shizaishitajidetaiduole，neikeshisanshiwanna，biwoxieyinianxiaoshuogongzihaiduo。
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songshuyuxianzijidelifubeinongzang，zhijienazoulewodewaitaoxizaiyaoshang。
woxintengdikanzheneijianwaitao，shisongshuyushanggexingqisongjiwode，xiaoliangqianni。
songshuyukanjianwoyanlidebushe，fanlegebaiyan。
zoudaoshangchang，songshuyuxunsujizijihuanleyitaozuiguidetaozhuang，zhuantoukandaowo，yourangdianyuanjiwoxuanlehaojitao。
woganggangneidianxintenglimayanxiaoyunsan，fanzhengdoushisongshuyujiwomaide。
dengchuleshangchangdeshihou，tianyijingwanquanheile。
songshuyuzhihuizhewoshuo：「qu，jiwodayiliangchelai。」
woshoushangtizhedabaoxiaobaodedongxi，nahaiyoushoudachea，gangxiangkangyi。
songshuyuqiangxianyibucongbaolichouchuhaojizhangrenminbisaijiwo，bunaifandishuo：「kuaiqu。」
wokanzhetashoulihouhouyitaqian，dongxizhijiediudishang，jieleqianjiupidianpidianpaoqulukoudachele。
chuzuchehenkuaijiudaole，daxiaojiebuxihuanyourengentayiqizuohoumian，wozijuedelakailefujiashidezuowei。
zuihouwotizhedabaoxiaobaobasongshuyusonghuilejia，ranhoumeizizididachehuidaozijidelaopoxiao。
laopoxiaoqiangjiudediaoqiangpi，danwohaishixiaodejianyabujianyan。
jintiandeyifudoushisongshuyuchuqianmaide，jingzhuansanshiwanna，shizhongxindapingcengbushimeng。
bangshangsongshuyu，shaozousishinianwanlu！
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wogangzoudaojiamenkou，jiukanjianshenqingqingcuozheshoubeizhanzaiwojiamenkou。
wojianguaibuguai，shoulexiaokailemenrangshenqingqingjinqule。
woheshenqingqingcongxiaoyiqizhangda，zhibuguotazhangdepiaoliangchengjihaoyehuishuohua，suoyiyizhidoubiwogengtaorenxihuan。
gouxueyanqingxiaoshuozhuzhangnvzhujiuyaoyouyigenanchanersidema，xujiujiabaodeba，zuowei26xianxiaozuozhe，woziranyegenfeng，bashenqingqingsuzaochengleyigejueqiangchengzhangdexiaobaihuanvzhu。
buguowobenyiqishishibunenglijiede，zheidagaiyeshiwodeshupudezhayebushengdeyuanyin。
「zheixiedoushisongshuyujinimaide？」shenqingqinghentiebuchenggangdikanzhewoshuo。
wodianlediantou，jitadaoleyibeishui，kaikoujieshishuo：「songshuyutaqishimeineimehuai。」
「zhaotang，songshuyutajiuhuiyongqianxiuruwomen，nihaibumingbaima？」
womolemobizi，songshuyuzijiyinggaimeijuedejiqianshiweilexiururen。
kuangqie，yongqianxiuru，neihaijiao，xiuruma？
woshuo：「bushizheiyangde，tazhishitaiyouqianle。」
shenqingqingdajiao：「nibuyaozaishuole，nixianzaihaiyaoweiletagenwochaojia？」
shenqingqingbukezhixindikanzhewo，fangfowobeipanletayiyang。
woyouxiebuzhidaogaidashenme，suoxingbikoubuyan，shenqingqingjianwobushuohua，zhijiedangwomorenle。
tayankuanglixumanyanlei，youjueqiangdiburangtadiluoxialai，zhuanshenpaozoule。
wowangqianzhuileliangbu，jiukanjianshenqingqinggenzhechiyanlilikaile。
wozhanzaiyuanditanlekouqi，shouxinshoubeidoushiroua。
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chiyanlishiwoxiedezheipianxiaoshuodenanzhu，tagensongshuyushiqingmeizhuma，tamencongxiaoyiqizhangda。
zaiyujianshenqingqingzhihou，haomenshenghuoguoniledechijiashaoyejiubeishenqingqingdexiaobaihuajueqiangdeqizhishenshenzhefule，meitiandouzaishenqingqingshenbianhuangyou，zheiyejiuredesongshuyuduishenqingqingjiqibuman，zongshigenshenqingqingduizhegan。
shenqingqingyekanbuguansongshuyucaidaqicudeyangzi，zongjuedetanaqianxiuruziji，yushiliangrenzhiqianbianyoulezhuduoenyuan。
anxiaoshuoqingjielaishuo，jintianwanshangshenqingqinghuiyinweisongshuyudaozhixinqinghenbuhao，qiahaochiyanlizheishihoulaijitasongwennuan，zhijiecujinlenannvzhuganqingdeyidakuayue。
woguanlemen，huifangjianaigeshilexiasongshuyujiwomaideyifu。
quanbudouhenheshen，wozongsuanshimingbaileweishenmeneixieedunvpeishenbiandouyouyigezhongchengdegoutuizila。
diertianwogangdasuanquxuexiao，zoudaolouxiaquefaxiansongjiadechezhengdengzaiwojialouxia。
wojingyadizoushangqian，chechuangjianglexialai，songshuyuyilianbunaifandikanzhewoshuo：「zhaotang，nilansilea，juranrangwodengnizheimejiu。」
wozhenjingqiejinzhang，songshuyujuranzhudonglaijiewo。
xiayimiao，wojiukanjiansongshuyujinzhoudemeitoushuzhankailai，yanlidexiaoyizhiyezhibuzhu。
woshunzhetadeshixianzhuantou。
guoran，kanjianlechiyanli。
tazhengtuizheyiliangzixingche，xiangyaozaishenqingqingqushangxue。
e，duile，tazhiqianyeshixiangsongshuyuyiyangzuojialichelaizhe，ranhoubeishenqingqingmaleyidun，shuotajiuzhidaokaozhejiali。
songshuyuxianranyekanjianleshenqingqing，yanlidexiaohudeyizhi，yanshenbiandeyinzhi。
taningkaichemenjiuxiangyaoxiachequzhaoshenqingqingmafan，wolimaanzhuta，cengshangletadeche，bachemenyiguan。
jiujiaosijikaiche，sijidangranbutingwodehua，taxunwenzhesongshuyudeyisi。
05
songshuyufennudizhuantoukanwo，tameihaoqidishuo：「zhaotang，niganmaburangwoxiaqu？nigaibuhuihaixiangzheshenqingqingba？」
kanzhetahuaiyideyanshen，zaixiangdaosanshiwan，wolimajuqishoufashishuo：「neikendingbunenga，daxiaojie，wojiushinizuizhongchengdepuren。」
songshuyukanzhewodeyangzi，puchiyishengxiaochushenglai，buguotayemeiwangwenwoburangtaxiaqudeyuanyin。
wobaizheshouzhigentafenxizhelibi。
「nikana，shouxian，chiyanlixianzaiyijingduishenqingqingshangtoule，niyaoshimaoranzouguoqudaduantamen，chiyanlizhihuigengtaoyanni，dier，nijiuzheiyangguoqu，daoshihoushenqingqingzhijiezuochiyanlidechezoule，shengqidehaishiniziji。」
「nihaiburujiuzuozhezheixiaoche，chuizhekongdiao，qingqingshuangshuangdiquxuexiao，daoshihoububishenqingqingtamenmantoudahanlaidehaoya。」
songshuyuyixunsi，haizhenshiai，limajiurangsijikaichezoule。
wocongchehoumianboliwangwaikanqu，shenqingqingyijingzuoshanglechiyanlidechezi，zhenhao。
qiahaozheishihou，songshuyuyehaoqizhuantoukan，wolimayibazhanganzhutadetou。
songshuyuzhengtuokaiwodeshou，nushizhewoshuo：「zhaotang！niganmaya，zheiwogangzuodefaxing。」
woshanxiaozheyongshoufupingtabiandemaozaodetoufa，shuo：「ganggangnitoufaqiaoqiyigenle，wobangnilvlv。」
songshuyufanlegebaiyan，zhuantouwanshoujiqule。
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daobanliguolehaoyihuier，shenqingqingcaihechiyanliyiqijindaojiaoshi。
jiantamenyilai，yuanbenrenzhenjiwomenshuozhehufuxiaojiqiaodesongshuyubuganle。
tayuanhendedingzheshenqingqing，bumanyitagenzaichiyanlideshenhou。
woyigebuxiaoxinmeikanzhu，songshuyujiucongzuoweishangzhanleqilai，taqichongchongdizoudaoshenqingqingmianqian。
yangqishoujiuyaojishenqingqingyigeerguang，wogenzaitashenhoukandexinjingdanzhande。
jiejiea，neikeshinvzhu，bushininengdongdeya。
guobuqiran，shenqingqinghenqingsongdijiuwozhulesongshuyudeshou，songshuyuzheigejiaoshengguanyangdedaxiaojie，genbenjiuzhengtuobukai。
tadeshouwanbeizhuahongleyiquan，shenqingqingbatatuikai，tahaiyoucoushangqu，xiangconghoumiantouxi，beichiyanlituikaile。
「peng！」deyisheng，songshuyubeituidekedaolezhuojiao，fachuyishengjuxiang。
「songshuyu，nibunengbieneimeyouzhi，tiantianzhenduiqingqingzhihuirangwogengtaoyanni！」chiyanliyanedichaosongshuyushuo。
zaizheigeshihou，banlituranyougerenfachuyijuzantan。
「si，shenqingqingzenmebiandezheimehaokanle！」
shunjiansuoyourendemuguangdoujujidaoleshenqingqingshenshang，woyebuliwai。
yuanlaishishenqingqingjintianzhaixialepingriliyizhidaizhedecubianheikuangyanjing，yuanbenqiaoliderongyanbaolulechulai，zhijiegensongshuyubuxiangshangxiale。
zhunquedilaishuo，taliangbushiyigefengge，danshisongshuyupingriliyizhidouhenpiaoliang，jiumeiyoushenqingqingxianzaidejingyanganle。
songshuyukandaosuoyourendouzaikuashenqingqing，jiulianchiyanlikanle，yanliyeshanguomingxiandejingyan，qideyankuangdouhongle。
tarouzheyaokelianxixidizhanzaiyipang，woyouxieburenxinle，zoushangqulazhuta。
neibianshenqingqinglianjiaweihongdizouhuizuoweishangzuoxiale，chiyanlidemuguangshizhongzhuisuizheta。
songshuyuweiqudikaikouwenwoshuo：「zhaotang，nishuochiyanliweishenmebuxihuanwoya。」
woyouxieburenxin，danshibaoqiansongshuyu，qingjiesheding，tajiushibuhuixihuanshangni。
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wobaoleyixiasongshuyu，anweitashuo：「meiguanxi，woxihuanniya。」
nengbuxihuanma？zheikeshitiantianjiwobaojinbidejinzhuya。
songshuyudebiaoqinglimadaishangxianqi，tatuikaiwoshuo：「zhaotang，sheiyaonixihuana！」
wokanzhetahonghongdebitou，yanjiaohaidaizheleihua，hengjijiyoucoushangqu。
songshuyubeiwonaode「puchi」yishengxiaolechulai，wozheicailazhetahuidaozuoweishang。
juqinghenkuailaidaonannvzhuganqingdezhuanzhedian。
songshuyuzhangzhezijixihuanchiyanli，jiutiantianmozhesongfusongmuqubangtagenchijiadinghun，songfusongmuaobuguotaqule，ganghaochijiayexiangtongguolianyinlaicujinshangyefazhan，suoyiyikoudayingxialai。
liangjiafumuyipaiban，juedingzaixiageyuejiurangsongshuyuhechiyanlidinghun，daxuebiyejiujiehun。
zuijinsongshuyuyeshikaixindehen，meitianzizhegedayashale，woquezhinengdanyoudekanzheta。
bijingzheixiaoshuoshiwoxiede，wohenqingchudaolehoumian，chiyanliningyuandaizheshenqingqingsibenyebuyuanyigensongshuyudinghun。
zheigeqingjiezaiwodexiaoshuolikeshinvzhufanjinvpeideyidashuangdian。
xiangzhesongshuyudejieju，zaikanlekanshoushangsongshuyusongdezuanshishoulian，wohaishichaotakailekouwen：「songshuyu，nizhendeyaogenchiyanlidinghunma？」
songshuyushuazheshoujishangdedinghunshipinkandezhengkaixin，fuyanhuidao：「dangranle，wocongxiaodemengxiangjiushiyaojiajichiyanli。」
「danshichiyanlitagenbenjiubuxihuannia，taxihuandeshishenqingqing。」wojiaozheshouzhifanbo。
songshuyuyiting，buleyile，taguanleshoujitaitoukanwoshuo：「zhaotang，chiyanlizhibuguoshixianzaihaiduishenqingqingyoudianxingqubale，guobuleduojiutajiuhuinide，tazhinengxihuanwoyigeren，tashenqingqingsuanshenmedongxi！」
wokanzhesongshuyuyanlidezhinian，tanlekouqi，zizuoniebukehuoa，wodangchuzenmejiubunengbasongshuyuxiechengbuyaonanzhudedanvzhuxingxiangni？
wobusixin，weiwankaikoudao：「neinishuoshuo，weishenmenijiufeichiyanlibukeleni？」
08
songshulengleyixia，yanlishanguomimang，tanieruleyixiazuichun，quemeiyoufachushengyin。
liangjiu，tatuisangditanlekouqishuo：「woyebuzhidao，zhibuguocongxiaowojiuhechiyanliyiqizhangda，zhiqianshenqingqingmeichuxiandeshihou，tashenbianjiuzhiyouwoyigenvsheng，woyizhiyiweiwozaixinlishiteshude，yeyizhiyijiajitaweimubiao。danshiniyaozhenwenwoxihuantashenme，woyedabushanglai。」
wozhengxiangchenjishuofutafangqi，jieguozheijiezijiyuanhuilaile。
tashaxiaozheshuo：「wangshangbushidoushuolema，xihuanyigeren，benlaijiumeiyouliyoua，heihei。」
wo：「......」
网上说的没错。
shenqingqingzheishihoucongwaimianzoulai，zuozaizuoweishangdesongshuyulimalailexingzhi。
talazhewozoudaoshenqingqingmianqian，yiliantiaoxindishuodao：「shenqingqing，wogaosuni，woxiageyuejiuyaohechiyanlidinghunle，woshuoguo，yanligegezhihuishiwode。」
ganghaihaoxinqingdeshenqingqinglimaruzaoleipi，tabukezhixindikanzhesongshuyu，mingmingganggang，chiyanlihaizaijiaoshiwaimiangenzijibiaomingxinyilede。
shenqingqingzhandouzhezuichunshuo：「nihushuo，wobuxiangxin！」
songshuyushuangshoubaobei，jifengdikanzheshenqingqingshuo：「he，shenqingqing，wozaojiugaosuguoni，nizheiyangshenfenderen，chijiagenbenkanbushang，niyebuguojiushiyanligegezhiqianwuliaodeyigewanjubale。」
shenqingqingdadadeyankuanglixumanyanlei，shouxuedejianbangyisongyisong，tazhuantoukanzhewo，zuilihainannanzhe：「wobuxin，wobuxin，wobuxin......」
wokanzheshenqingqingkelianxixideyangzi，yuxinburenxiangyaogenshenqingqingjieshi，jieguosongshuyuyibabawotuishangqianshuo：「laizhaotang，nilaigaosutazheishibushizhende。」
wokanzhekelianxixideshenqingqing，youkanlekansongshuyushoulideshouji。