第3章 癞蛤蟆想吃天鹅肉

yuanzhuzhengshimingancuiruodenianji,congxiaozaijialibushouzhongshi,laijingshishangxuehoubeitongxuekanbuqi,zaijijiayoubeijishiyanyane。

haiyouzijianliandenanzhulicunhaogennvzhuzhoujiahuiyouzaiyiqile。

zheimeduoshiqingduijizaiyiqi,tadexintaibenjiubuhao,suoyicaihuijingchangbeidongqianqianhedongminqidezuochuyixiebulizhideshiqinglai。

可那都是过去式了。

xianzaideta,keshiyongyouyikezaiyulequanqianchuibailianguohoudejingangxinde,zheidianxiaoshouduanzaitamianqiangenbenbuzhiyiti。

yanzhizhigoulegouchunjiao,“wonanengzoua,mingzhengyanshunzhuzaizheilidewozoule,wanyiyoubiedeyejixianglaijiuzhanquechaozenmeban?”

“你!”

dongqianqiandengdayan,bukezhixindikanzhemianqiandeyanzhizhi,“nifenglema,zhidaowoshisheimaniyigenongcunrenjuranganzenmegenwoshuohua!”

“不知道。”

dongqianqian:“......”

tayiduziqi,beiyanzhizhiyiju“buzhidao”jiduhuiqu,gengzaixiongkou。

上不来,下不去。

dandongqianqianzenmeshuodoushijieshoujiushiniandaijingyingjiaoyuzhangdaderen,henkuaijiufanyingguolai。

“niyiweinizheiyangzhuangshazuiying,jiukeyitaobixianshilema?”

dongqianqianbaozhegeboyikaozaiyanzhizhimianqiandeshuzhuoshang,jugaolinxiadikanzheta。

“suiranwobuzhidaonishibushizainimenneigepianpidifangzhongxiele,haishizhendemeitingdongwozuotianshuodehuadeyisi,danwokeyimingquegaosuni,jijiashibukenengyaonizheizhongxifude。”

yanzhizhi:“buyaowo,nandaoyaonima?”

dongqianqian:“......ninengbunengbuyaodaduanwo!”

颜枝枝:“好啊。”

dongqianqian:“......”

dongqianqianganjueyanzhizhijiuxiangyituangangfahaodemiantuan,buguannishuoshenmetadoubutongbuyang,hainengxiaozhegennishuohua。

dongqianqianconglaimeipengdaoguozheimenanchanderen。

shenxiyikouqi,“wozuihougennishuoyici,nibiexiangzhelaihamaxiangchitianerou,shiyangeshibuhuiqunide,woquannihaoziweizhi!”

“laihamachitianerou?”

颜枝枝反问一句。

dongqianqianqingheng,“nizhidaojiuhao。”

“neiniyaoqugennideshiyangeshuo,rangtabuyaoyitiandaowanxiangzhechiwozheinennendexiaotiane。”

dongqianqian:“......”

gangdawanzuipao,yanzhizhiyuguangjiukanjianmianwubiaoqingdizhanzaifangjianmenkoudejishiyan。

!!!

???

chuiniubibeibenrenkanjianshishenmetiyan?

yanzhizhiyukuwulei:laotianyea,wozenmejiushiguanbuzhuwozheizhangxihuanzuihaidezui 。

kandaojishiyanchuxianzaimenkou,dongqianqianyeyouxiehuangzhang。

tayaozhexiachun,maizhexiaosuibuzoudaotamianqian,jinzhangwen:“shiyange,ni、nizenmemeixiuxia,shiwodaraonilema?”

jishiyannileyanta,“niguguganggangmeigaosuni,erloufeizhurenbuyaosuibianshanglaima。”

“wo......woshilaikankantade!”

yanzhizhiyilianmengbi,lianmangbaishoupieqingganxi。

“genwomeiguanxi,woburenshita。”

开什么玩笑。

tagangcaikanzheigedongqianqianyifunvzhurenjiashidegentaganzhang,haiyiweitagenjishiyanzhendeyouyituini。

jieguoxianzaikanjishiyanzheitaidu,shiyoubajiuyoushigedanxiangsibale。

dongqianqianconglaimeijianguoyanzhizhizheiyangbuyaolian、erqiewanquanbuzhixiuchidenvren。

taganjuezijidoukuaiqiyunguoqule。

zaiyunguoquzhiqian,tashenshendikanleyanzhizhiyiyan,diuxiaju“shiyangenihaohaoxiuxi”jiucongcongpaole。

dongqianqianzouhou,jishiyanrengweicuzhemeizhanzaimenkou。

yanzhizhifangbeidikanzheta,“nixiangganma?”

jishiyanlengxiaoyisheng,“nifangxin,woduiheitianemeixingqu。”

yanzhizhi:“......shenmeheitiane,nizaishuotianehuma,wojuedeheitianeyehenmeia。”

tafashi,tajiumeijianguojishiyanzheimemeifengdudenanren!

kuitagangcaihaijuedetaduidongqianqiandeyangzihenshuai。

真是瞎了眼!

shuaishenmeshuai,zheizhongduinvshengyidianfengdudoumeiyoudenansheng,yidianyebushuai!

jishiyanchelechezuijiao,“jirannihuilejijia,jiushouhaozijidebenfen,buyaoxiangyixiebuqieshijidedongxi。”

yanzhizhituikaidengzizhanqilai。

zoujinliangbu,duishangjishiyandanmodeshixian。

“buqieshijidedongxi,nizhishenme?”

yanzhizhiyexuezhetadeyangzi,xiabaweiyang,“nandao,nishuodeshinizijima?”

jishiyanchenmobuyu,jiuxiangzaishuo“nizhidaojiuhao”yiyang。

而颜枝枝则是笑了。

“ruguowomeijicuodehua,shiniqianliangtianqianlitiaotiaopaodaowojialiqubawojielaizheilideba,xianzainishuozheihua,youshishenmeyisi,duanzhewanchifan,fangxiawanmaniang?”