第1章

脑子寄存处。

美女帅哥打卡处。

qianqingtiyao:zheishishuangnan!shuangnan!shuangnan!

zuozhefafengzhizuo,wuluoji,juedebuheweikou,keyihuanshu,ganxie!buyaopenzuozhe,zuozhebolixin,zhendehuikude(╥ω╥`)。

xindeyinian,dajiabaofu!

滴!暴富喷雾!

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“唔……”

jihanxingzhijuedenaodaixiangshibeishenmenianguoyiban,tengtongyulie,hunshenzaoreyichang,sizhisuanruanwuli。

beichezhuangzhihou,shangkouganranfashaole?

tashibeirensongyiyuanlailema?yebuzhidaozhuangtadeneigefuerdai,zhaoshitaoyilemeiyou。

jihanxingzhengzhazhezhengkaiqianjinzhongdeyanpi,yingruyanliandequebushiyiyuanxuebaidetianhuaban,yemeiyouwendaocibidexiaodushuiweidao。

tayanshenlengzhengdekanzhefangdingshangneidingjudacuicandeshuijingdiaodeng,liuguangyicai,jingyingtitourushuidi。

shuijingdiaodenghunannuanhuangdedengguang,zhaoshezaijihanxinglianshang,rouhebucimu,jihanxingdexinquebeijingdemengdiyitiao。

不对,这是哪里?

tamoranchaosizhouyiwang,didiaoshehuadezhenpishafa,hualiqieyouzhigandecixiuditan,yijishenxiarouruanshushidedachuang……

jihanxingduoniandagongjingyan,yiyanjiurenchu,zheishiwuxingjijiudiandingshezongtongtaofang。

zheideduoshaoqian?tanalixiaofeideqi!

tademuguanghuranyouluozaileditanshang,neilifangzheyijiebuduandetielian。

neigezhuangrendefuerdaibujinmeisongtaquyiyuan,nandaohaidasuanzaijiudianzangshi?

毁尸灭迹!好狠!

jihanxingjingdecongchuangshangbengqilai,yikouqipaodaolemenbian。

touzaicixuanyun,shentidereduyeyueshaoyuelie,xihancongetoumaochu,dashilebinfa,sizhiyefaruanwuli。

jihanxingxiayishidefuzhumenkuang。

tamingda,caimeibeipaochezhuangsi。dankendingshibeizhuangchumaobinglaile,naozhendangshipaobulele,sizhiyechulewenti,kenenghuitanhuan。

shenzhilianneichu,doubuduijing!

jihanxingyouxiezhenjingdekanzhexiamiandeyiyang。

buguo,xianbuguanzheixie,tayaoganjinlikaizheili,jihanxingnaoziliyijingnaobuleyiduifuerdaiweiletaobizeren,jiudianzangshi,fenshitaipingdeshile。

“砰!”

jihanxinggangtuozhefaruandeshuangtui,renzheneichunanyandeganshouchulemen,jiuzhuangshangleyigeren。

takongzhibuzhudexiangqianpuqu,puzaileneigerendehuaili。tashouxiayishichengzaineirenkuanhoujianshidexiongtangshang。

“bu、buhaoyisi,wo……”

jihanxinggangyaochengzheyuanli。

“嗯……唔!”

yizhishoufangdaolejihanxingdeyaoshang,huorededazhangrutongyihuochai,dianranlejihanxinghunshendezaore,tazhenggerendoutanruanxialai。

yaobushineizhishouhenhenguzhejihanxingdeyao,tazaoyijingtanruanzaidi。

neibahuoyezhongyujiangjihanxingyanmoulideqingxingshaolegeganjing,yanshenbiandemenglongmimang。

yanjinyuemanyanhongxuesi,lenglengdekanzhemianqianzheiren。

youxiemianshu,zheiyinggaishitajianguodeshenmexiaomingxing。

benshitingda,liantazheicidouzhongzhaole。

yanjinyueyechuanzheqi,xiamiandezhenzhenregantixingzhetabeirenxiayaodeshishi。

tayanshenlishanguoyisichaofeng,yuanbenxiangyaojiangshouzhongderentuichuqu。

quejianmianqianzheiyouxiemianshudenanren,fengyanmengshangyicengboguanglianyandeshuiguang,mianjiafanhong,xianhongdechunweiweizhangzhe,qingqingchuanzheqi,fangfozaizuoshenmewushengdeyaoqing。

yanjinyuedeyanshenanlean,zhangdedaoshiyoujifenzise。

shoubujinzaineijingshoudeyaozhishangmosuo,shouganyiwaideshushi,rangtaliulianwangfan。

“唔……”

yishengxixiaodeshenyinshengxiangqi,shouzhongzheirenyijingbunaidepanchanguolai,shouhuluanzaiyanjinyuexiongtangmosuozhe,xiuzhangyoujingdedatuicengzheyanjinyuedetui。

huran,jihanxingdeshoulouzhuleyanjinyuedebojing,yigeyongli,liangrenjinjindetiezaileyiqi。

zhuoredeqixipensazaiyanjinyuedebojingchu,jihanxingdetoushaoshaoxiangqian,xianhongdechunyinzaileyanjinyueweiweigundongdehoujiezhishang,tahaixiayishideshenchushetianletian。

“救、救救我……”

jihanxingzhijuedenaodaihundunyipian,zhouweideliehuoyaojiangtashaosi。

fuerdaishiyaozonghuosharenle?

tasisizhuazheyanqiandedaocao,xiwangkeyijiutachuqu。

他不能死!

jihanxingzhenggerendoupanzaileyanjinyueshenshang。

yanjinyueyanmouweilian,jinjindedingzhejihanxing,tabeixialeyaofenliangyebuqing,nengrendaoxianzaiquankaofeirendeyizhili。

keyanxiabeirenrucichanshang,tadeyanmouliyejianjianbeiyuwangqinzhan。

liangdaozhuoredeqixijiuchanzaiyiqi,hexie,xiangrong……

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jihanxingxianshibeihuobaoweiranshao,suihouyouganjuebeirentuijinlehaili,ruyizhixiaochuan,piaobozaibotaoxiongyongdedahaili,jingshouzhefenglangxiji。

ganjuemosheng,youdaizhexiexunanyandeshufu。

tabujinxiangzhe,zheifuerdaiweiletuixiezhuangrendezeren,kezhenshibuzeshouduan!

youshifanghuoyoushituirenxiahai,zheishiyidingyaozhengsita,huishimiejia!

不行!

tabunengsi!didimeimeihaidengtahuijiani!

jihanxingzhouranzhengkaiyan,shentifangfoshibeishenmerendaguoyiban,suanruantengtong。

danjihanxinggubudezheixie,tadenaohailizhiyouyigexiangfa,tameisi!tahaihuozhe!

kexintoudexiyuehaimeiyongchu,jihanxingjiujingedefaxian,tianhuabanshangdeneidingshuijingdadiaodengsicengxiangshi。

zheihaishizuotiantazhengyankanjiandeneijianzongtongtaofang!

jihanxingmengdizuoqishen,shenshangdebeizishunzhehualuo,luoluzaiwaidejifuzhanlidiqilexiaojipigeda。

tadengdazheyanjingditou,tajuranweizhecunlv!shenzhilengbaidejifushangmanshihongmeiyin!

zheiganggangzuoqideyigedongzuo,yechedonglejihanxingshenxiadeshang,tatengdeziyaliezui。

靠!

jihanxingzheicaiyishidaozijishenshangfashengleshenmeshiqing,taruoyousuoganchaopangbiankanqu,muguangluozailepangbianshuangyanjinbidenanrenshenshang。

nanrenzhangdedaoshirenmogouyang,keshigandeshiqingqueshiqinshouburu!

变态!

季寒星满眼惊恐。

zheigezhaoshifuerdai,juranrucibiantai!

barenzhuangle,daizhebeizhuangrentaoyi,haiyao……xianxhousha?

kezheizhongren,jihanxingrebuqi。

jihanxingyaozhechun,renzheshentidebushi,laoqipangbianzhoubabadeyifu,huluantaozhe,jiuchongchulefangmen。

【死变态!】

chuangshangdenanrenculecumei,tagangganghaoxiangtingjianyourenma:sibiantai?

yanjinyuehuanhuanzhengkaiyan,rouleroufazhangdetaiyangxue,sixuyedouhuifule。

pangbiankongwuyiren,tashenshoumolemo,pangbianhaiyouxieyuwen,gangzoubujiu。

tayanmoushenshendewangzheneibankaizhedemen,buzhizaixiangshenme。

erzheibianjihanxingzhengnieshouniejiaodezouzhe,zhaozhedianti。

zheizhongshehuadehuanjing,laiwangderen,feifujigui,rangtagandaoyouxiejucu。

“jizong,yuanlaininzaizheia!”

yigedaizhejinsikuangyanjingdenanrencuandaojihanxingmianqian,jingxidekanzhejihanxing,jihanxingyimeng。

季、季总?

谁?