第3章
taizidexingzongdaoshou，jiexialaizhixuyaozhizaoyichang“ouyu”。
zhiyuhetapeihederen，shaokangzheimutounaodaikendingbuxing，tadeshangyongeshanzhaogejilingdiande！
yushijiandanshoushiwanbaofu，sumanxilianyepashanglewaizufudeshantou。
“外公！！”
meilaoyeziyitingdaowaisunnvdematisheng，lianmangzhuzheguaizhangyinglechulai，liangrenreluodiliaoleyizhen，sumanxitantoukanxiangliwu。
“成龙不在么？”
meichenglongshitadebiaodi，zixiaozaiyongeshanzhangda，lianleyishenhaowugong，weirenzhengzhihaoshuang，yishendexiaganyidan。
gengzhongyaodeshi，zheihaizishenshangyouguhunrantianchengdefeiqi，zhenghaonenghetadahuochangchu“haoxi”。
“axijie！”shuocaocaocaocaodao，huayingangluo，meichenglongjiukangzhedadaoconghoushanraolehuilai。
jianrendaoqi，sumanxijiangmeilaoyezifudaotengyishangzuoxia，jiandandijiaodaileyixiatade“toucheng”jihua。
meilaoyezitingdegewairenzhen，zaitingdaosumanxishuorihounengrangsujiarenruchaoweiguandeshihou，shenzhijidongdizhanleqilai。
“guainan，meihuwaigong？”
“dangranmeiyou！”sumanxiyanshenjianding。
laoyezichenyinpianke，turanwozhulesumanxideshou：“haohaizi，nidianxingwaigongle，wozheiyibalaogutou，jibianlanzaiyongeshanyemeiguanxi，dannimenzheixienianqingdehaizikebuxing，haishidewangzhengdaoshangzou——”
shuozhe，tawubichouchangdikanxiangyipangdemeichenglong：“jiushuonibiaodi，congxiaodaodahusunsidezaishanlifengpao，nvwawaqiaotajiupao，shuomenqinshinanrudengtian......ai，zheihaizishigaihuantiaoluzoule！”
“neijiu......”sumanxihelaoyeziduishiyiyan，yiqidiantou。
“开干！”
yushi，sumanxilingzheyilianhanhoudemeichenglongxialeyongeshan，youcongsuxingneijiezoulesigeshenshouzuichutiaodehuwei，yixingrenzhuangbandeyanyanshishi，zhibenjingjiaofoguan。
zheiriyangguangqinghao，lifoderenbuzaishaoshu，sumanxitedidengdaorizhongxiangkemendouluxuquyongzhaifandeshihou，zaitaizibijingzhilushangshexiamaifu，zhidengdayuluowang，erhouyishenglingxia。
“拿命来！！”
yishengcaolidejiaomapofengxiangqi，taiziyixingshangweilaidejifanying，yihuohanfeiyijingchuxianzaileyanqian。
meichenglongbenjiushengdeyouxiebiaohan，youbangdayaoyuan，beisumanxihuashangdaobadaishangmianzhao，henrongyidichenglegejiangyangdadao。
haimeiliangchubingqi，guangshiwangfotangmenkouyizhan，taizishenbiandehuweimenyijingrulindadidiweileguolai。
suixingdezhaojiahuiyegenzhehuangleshen，jimangjianggujinghaoyanyanshishidihudaoshenhou。
“nishishenmeren，danganmaofantaizidianxia！！”
“废话什么！”
huayingangluo，meichenglongyijingdaizheyixingrenchongleshangqu，jigesufushiweimengzhemianzhaojinsuiqihou。
taizicicixianranshididiaochuxing，shenbianzhidailesiwugetieshenshiwei，suirandoushilianjiazi，dandibuguoyongeshandeyiqun“yeluzi”，liangborenshunjianjiudouzaileyiqi。
meichenglongzheibianderensuibeidingzhuguobuxushangren，danyinzhaobuduan，youshiqiayaoyoushikouyanjingde，jigetaizijinweibeijiuchandejihumeiyouhaishoudeyudi。
jiuzaizheishi，touguorenqiang，duozaianchudesumanxikandaoleneiweichuanshuozhongdefeiwutaizi。
zhengzhichuchun，nanrenpileyixiyaqingdehuchang，wufawanlebanji，xiezanlegenxizhangwumu，shengjilvfasixiansandiyizhemianjia。
chuantangfengyouranerguo，nianqingdetaizitaiqitoulai，xianluchudeyishuangwubeiwuxideruifengyan，erhoushiyizhangcangbaiqueshifenjunyidelian——
sumanxidehuxiweibukechadidunlebanshun，xiayike，tapiantoukanxiangfotangwaidexiaojing。
时间卡的正好！
xiaojingjintou，zhengshitingdaodongjingdairenganlaidesushaokang！
sushaokangbuhuiyanxi，neitajiutuibozhulan，bangtawanchengzheiyichu“yingxiongjiushuai”——
“nimenshishenmeren！”sushaokangdechuxianshunjianniuzhuanletuishi，tazixiaoxiwu，shenfaguijue，yichushou，“feizei”mendangjibeitayongyigenzhanggundadejiejiebaitui。
meichenglongjianzhuangjiayi“wankang”leyizhen，shunshizuochuyifubudideyangzi，meidajigehuihejiuhuitoutuliandibaixiazhenlai。
“dianxia，nimeishiba？”
xingshiyishunjianjiubeiniuzhuan，sushaokangshouhaozhanggun，zoudaotaizigenqian，baoquanzuoleyiyi。
jianlaideshita，zhaojiahuiyanqianyiliang，xibuzishengdiyingleshangqu：“shaokang，haihaoyouni！jinianbujian，nideshenshoujianzhanga！”
shuozhehuitoukanxiangyijiushensedandandegujinghao，reqiedao：“dianxia，zheijiushiwoqianjirihenintiqiguodesujiaergongzi，weirenxiaganyidan，shenshouhaihenbucuo。”
wenyan，gujinghaolonglelongdachang，hechuyikouliangqi。
taceguoliankanlesushaokangyiyan，weiyidiantou，meiyansidaixiaoyi，quechanzhexiehanqi。
henmingxian，zheiweidianxiaxingzhibugao。
sumanxiduozaianchu，meitoumanmanzhouqi，tayuanbendejihuashiliyongzheichang“lujianbuping”rangsushaokangnengzaitaizimianqianlugexiang，zaishunbianjiezhejiumingzhienlajinsujiahedonggongdeguanxi。
danyanxiazaizheiweitaizilianshang，sumanxikanbudaorenhepobingdehenji，zheijiuyiweizheduifanghenkenengkanchuleyixiepozhan，duizheici“yingxiongjiumei”yousuohuaiyi。
xianglaiyeshi，zaibujiyeshidonggongchujun，zenkenengmeiyouyidianfangrenzhixin。
jiandandequanhengzhihou，sumanxilveweizhenglezhengtoulian，maizhecongrongdejiaobu，zoujinlefotangzhinei。
“minnvbuqingzilai，taoraogeweile。”
fotangzhongjidaoshixianshunjianqijuyichu，sumanxiyixizheseduanda，jiangwufagaogaoshuqizhachengmawei，yangmeihanxiao，yingzisashuang。
tafeihuabuduo，yibajiangdairuomujidesushaokanglindaopangbian，ranhoushenhulekouqi，laidaotaizigenqian。
jinkanzheizhangliangengshihaowuxiaci，queshihenguaqingdemianxiang。
“dianxia，minnvsumanxi，shisujiarujindedangjiaren，buzhidaoninyoumeiyouxingquyuwosujiazuoyichangjiaoyi？”
sumanxitanlvdelingrenzashe，yipangshiyansedezhaojiahuixianxiezhafeileyanpi。
fotangzhongdekongqisihuyouyishundeningzhi，jigehuxijian，turan，gujinghaohaowuzhengzhaodidixialetou。
“suguniangxiangzuoshenmejiaoyi？”
tashenzhimeiwenshinagesujia，yinweinengzaitaizigenqiantanranbaochuge“su”zide，jingchengyezhiyouzheimeyijia。
tingdaozheihua，sumanxihoubeibengzhedeneigenjindunshisonglesong。
“nengfouqingdianxiaruneidianyixu？”