为了赶业务
woyicixingjielebagexiaoshuorenwu
sigenvewennvzhu，sigetishenwennvzhu
womeitianlianzhouzhuanwangleshijianguanlihenaoziguanli
nanzhuyihaoshayazheshengyinzhiwenwo「tashishei？niweishenmeshuizhelejiaotademingzi！」
woxinlijiaocuidao「biechaole，nimenjigejiunishizuiduo。」
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zuoweikuaichuanjielaomo，woshichangbaochizhequannianwuxiudejilu（renwubuguoguanbeifade）。
danshi！laomoyeshiyoupiqide，jinnian，laoniangyidingyaoxiushangnianjia！
weilewodenianjiajihua，wozhaoxitongyicixingshenqinglebagexiaoshuorenwu。meicuo，woyaoyicixingwanchengyiniandeliang。
zheiyici，shiqudelaoniangdouyaonahuilai！
danyiqiedoushiyoudaijiade，naoziliyicixingbeizhirulebagerendejiyi，hunluanchengdukanbiwoerjiujinianbushoushidewoshi。
wozhengkaiyanjing，yibianchuidazhenaozi，yibianguanchasizhouhuanjing，xiangkankanzheishinaweinanzhudeguifang。
wohaimeidechujielun，nanzhupadeyixiajiubamenchuaikaile。
hehaizaichuangshangdewosimuxiangdui，xiayimiaotajiukaishigoujiao。
「xinglehaibugun，woyoumeiyougennishuoguowohuilaizhiqianzheigejialibuyaozaiyounisuoyoudehenji！」
naozitailuanle，meinengyouxiaotiquxinxi。zheierhuoshuohuayebujiaoyixiawodemingzi，fansile。
danshiweilejuqingwozhinengyingzhuangle，jiejitalaigeyimiaoluolei，zheimeduoniannvewennvzhubushibaiyande。「zhidaole。」
shuowanhuanmandexiachuang，xiangshenhuanzhongbingyiyang。zuichunshifabaide，shoubeishixianxide，lianseshinankande，xiachuangzouludexiaotuishibujingyijianzhandoude。
yitaoliuchengxialaiwozhongyucongloushangzoudaolelouxia，louxiaturanjingxianbaomuayi，「a！mabaonanduyouye。」kandaoayizheiyikewoturanxiangqilailezheiweinanzhujiao。
duyouyedegaoguangxifenshi，qinmayuanwangnvzhutaweihuqinma，qinmaxianhainvzhutaweihuqinma，qinmazhaorenchaisantahenvzhu，tahaiweihutaqinma，baomudouzaichang。
xiangdaozhei，wolianmangnachushoujijitagailegebeizhu，miandeyihouheqitananzhunongcuo。
「妈宝哥」
zuowanzheixiewobianjicongcongganluqule，anzhaojihuabiaoanpai，haiyoubangexiaoshishihetishenwennanzhujiweitingzaigongsidexifen。
woganjindachequlewodezhongzhuanzhan，yigexiaochuzuwu。
shixitongjiwozhunbeide，limianyouyaoyongdaodesuoyouzhuangbei。
baokuomeicijiangeweiyeyaochuandeshenmefenggedeyishang。
wohuanleshenyishanghoujiumabutingtidiwanggongsiganqu，zheihuishijiweitingdeyigexiaogaoguang，kebunengcuoguole。
ganghaofenmiaobuchadidaodadanwei，woqidaizhedenghuijuqingdezhankai。
zheiciwoshitishennvzhujiangraoyin，zainanzhugongsixinxinkukudapindedaodezhiweijiuyaozaijintian，beinanzhuneige**gongshourangjitahuiguodebaiyueguang。
haizaibaiyueguangdesongyongxia，bawoanpaiquzuoqiantai。
xiangdaozhei，womeirenzhuyaofanbaiyan。keshibaiyanhaimeifanwanni，jiweitingjiudaizhenvpeichuxianle。
zheizhanghewogaozhonghedudelianyindewohetadoubeiweiguan，wozhuangzuowusuoshicongdeyangzikanzheyanqiandeyiqie，yanshenlihaiyaoyoushidudejueqiang。
zheixienanzhudouchizheiyitao，kenengnaozitongzhihuale。
jiezhejiweitingjiuzaineijiuheaihenlengmojiaozhiyanshenzhong，shuochuletadetaici。
「jiangraoyin，nizheigezhiweiyuanbenjiushijiayuede，jirantahuilaile，nijiulikaiba。」
woxiangtatouquyigenanyizhixinzhongyoubushibeiqiedeyanshen，yongyanshenzhiwentaweishenmezheimeduiwo。
keshitaquebukanwo，zhuanlianqukannvpei。