“a！nishishei？nizenmezaizheili？”
chuanzherenzituo，dakuchadelichuntiancongyushilichulai，gangyizhijiaomaijinwoshi，jiubeiyishengjianjiaojijingleyixia！
zheishilichuntiancaifaxianwoshidechuangshangzuozheyigemeinv，mantouwuyanliusedexiaohuabian，chuanzheshishang，huazhenongzhuang，shencaihuola，zhengmanlianjingedekanzhejihuchiluodelichuntian！
“nidoudaowojiale，haiwenwoshishei？wodaoxiangwenwennishishei？”
lichuntianganjuexiaotaimeidezheigewentihengaoxiao。
“nijia？nishuozheishinijia？”wangyuhanzixideshangxiadaliangzhelichuntian。
lichuntiandakucha，renzituodeweisuomoyang，rangwangyuhangengjiaquedingletadeshenfen，kendingshigexiaotouwuyi！
“heng！woyiqiantingshuoyouxiaotouzaishizhujialishuanhuoguo，heyangjiu，gaozipai，meixiangdaonigengjiajipin，jingranlianshizhujialideyushidoubufangguo，nishixiangchuangzaoxiaotoujiedejinisiba？”wangyuhanzhizhelichuntianshuodao。
lichuntianbeixiaotaimeidewulitoujizhengmengle，yushiyihuodedao：“wozaizijialixizao，nituranchuanglejinlai，niquedingnimeizoucuofangzi？”
“wozoucuofangzi？laoniangbizheyandounengzaifangjianlixingzouziru，ninengma？”wangyuhanzhenzhenyoucideshuodao。
lichuntiankanzhewangyuhanxinshidandandeyangzi，yushisixiakanleyiyan，meicuoa，queshishizijidefangzi，yushizaicishuodao：“shininlaorenjiajianwangba？yaobuninlaorenjiazaichuquzhuanzhuan？shuobudingduimenjiuninjiani！”
wangyuhanyitingzijibeijiaochenglelaorenjia，erqieneigeweisuodexiaozijubuchengren，yiranjiaobian，wangyuhandunshimoquancazhangle，zijidetaiquandaokebushichisude！
“maozei，jintianniyudaolaoniang，suannidaomei！bubanidapaxia，nishibuhuichengrende！”
wangyuhanmeixiangdaoxianzaidexiaotoujingranzheimedadan，kandaoshizhubudanbuhaipa，fanerhailizhiqizhuangdejiangtiaojian，zhenshiqianshoushi！
wangyuhanhuagangshuowan，chongshanglaijiushiyijiaoceti。
lichuntianmeixiangdaozheigexiaotaimeijingranshanglaijiudongshou，yushineixindeyidianxiaoxieejiumaolechulai。
“tuitingmeide，danshituifayouxiexu！youxielangfeiziyuan，kexizheimeituile！”lichuntianmiaoleyiyanneitiaoxianxidemeitui，yibianpinglunzhe，yibianduoshanzhe。
wangyuhantingdaolichuntiandeqingfuyanyu，dongzuokaishimenglieqilai。
“you，zouguangle，xuebaiyipiana！”
“ai，nishizaitiaotuoyiwuma？”
“ng？xiamianyeludianle！”
lichuntianyifujianxixideyangzi。
suiranwangyuhandeshenshoubucuo，danshizailichuntianmianqian，neijiuzhiyoubeidiaoxidefenle。
wangyuhanyinyayiyao，turanyijizhongti，zhijiebenzhelichuntiandeminggenzizhaohuleshangqu。
lichuntianganjinshankai，xinliqueshiyizhenbushuang，zheikeshirangrenduanzijuesundeyinzhaoa，zheixiaonizijingranzheimedaidu！
yushilichuntianlaileyigexiaoqinna，haobuliuqingdebawangyuhanjienzailechuangshang。
“ganjinbalaoniangfangkai，buranrangnichibuledouzhezou！”wangyuhanweixiedao。
lichuntianbenlaibuxiangweinantade，danshitadeneijiyinzhaoranglichuntianyouxienaonu，toudongxiyejiubale，haixianghairen，jueduiyaojiyichengfa！
lichuntianjuqibazhang，kanzhepazaichuangshangniudongdewangsiyu，lichuntianyouxiefannanle。
conglaimeidaguonvrendeta，haizhenshiwucongxiashou。
zheinvrenshenshangkanzheyemeijiliangrou，wanyijidachumaodianmaobing，beielezenmeban，zijixianzaihaishichiruanfandeni！
danshiyebunengjiuzheimesuanle，zenmedechengjieyixiaba！zuihoulichuntiandemuguangluozailewangyuhantingqiaodepigushang，haiyoudianrou，yinggaidabuhuai！
“啪！”
qingcuidexiangshengzaiwoshilixiangleqilai。
woshilianjinglexialai，wangyuhanbeidamengle，erlichuntianzezaihuiweizheneimeimiaodedanxingshizu!
“lichuntian，niganshenmeni！sheirangnibawaimiandenvrendaihuijiade？”
turanyigeshuxide，tianlaibandeshengyincongshenhouchuanlai，daizhenongnongdebuman。
“老婆……”
“姐……”
liangrenjihutongshizhuantoukanxianglewoshimenkou，yidaojuemeijinglideshenyingzhanzaineili。
“你叫她什么？”
“你叫她什么？”
liangrentongshihanlechulai，ranhoulichuntianchudiansidecongwangyuhandeshenshangtiaolexialai，jibenqingkuangyijingminglang！
lichuntianturanxiangqilaile，zijilaopowangyujiahaoxiangyougetongfuyimudemeimei，danbushizaiguowaima？lichuntianyouxietoutongle！
“jie，zheigerenzenmehuizaijiali？tagangcaichenghunishenme？gangcaitaqifuwo！”
wangyuhancongchuangshangpalexialai，wanzhewangyujiadegebo，lihuadaiyu。
事情非常明朗了！
wangyujiadingzhelichuntian，neijuemeiderongyanshangdaizhegaoguibinglengdeqizhi，neishuanglinglideyanjingranglichuntianyouxiexinxu。
lichuntianzhidao，kendingwangyujiakandaolezijidawangyuhanpigudeneiyimu！
jiefudaxiaoyizidepigu，erqiehaibeilaopojifaxianle！
尴尬了！
“woyiweitashixiaotou……”lichuntiandejieshineimedecangbai！
“lichuntian，guqieyuanliangniyici，yaoshiyihounizaiganpengtayixia，worangnilimagundan！”wangyujiabinglengdeshuodao。
“yuhan，nihuilaizenmeyebugaosuwoyisheng？”
wangyujiazhuantouwenrouchenguaidezeguaileyishengwangyuhan。
“jie，nixianbiewenwozenmehuishi，nixianjieshiyixiazheigeweisuodenanrenshizenmehuishi？”wangyuhanmanlianbumandezhizhelichuntianshuodao。
“lichuntian，hailengzheganshenme，ganjinqumaicaizuofan！”wangyujiamianwubiaoqingdeduilichuntianshuodao。
lichuntianruzaodashe，ganjinliulechuqu。
饭桌上。
“jie，nijiajiehunhaodaiyezhaogexiangyangde，yinidetiaojian，yizanjiadetiaojian，shenmeyangdenanrenzhaobudao，youqiande，zhangdeshuaide，mendanghuduide，nijiupianpianzhaolezheimeyigeqiongdangbingdeni？”
wangyuhanzhizhezhanzaiyibiandelichuntianshuodao。
“yuhan，wobuguannizaizheilizenmeshuo，danshijiajiehundeshiqingniyidingyaotiwobaomi，bunengrangbamazhidao。”wangyujiameiyouhuidawangyuhan，danshiquezhufuletayiju。
“jie，wojiugaobudongle，tadaodiyounaxieyoudianxiyinzhenini？”
wangyuhanzaicidaliangleyixiapangbiandelichuntian，maosimeiyourenhedeyoudian，erqiezongshijuedetashineimedeweisuo。
“yuhan，tazuodefankeshihenmeiweidee！”
tingzhewangyujiabangtashuohua，lichuntianxinlihaishitingshufude。
wangyuhankanleyanmanzhuozidecangenglengzhi，bailelichuntianyiyan，“niyiqianshibuduichuishibandeba！”
“ngng，wozaibuduishadouganguo，chuishiban，siyangyuan……”
“woqu！jie，nizheishizhaoleyigeduomianshoua！”wangyuhanzhijiewuyule。
yitingwangyuhantidaobudui，lichuntiannaohaililimachuxianleneixieqianglindanyu，diexuedaojiandeshenghuo，neicaishinanrendezhanchang。
danshidangchudeyigechengnuo，yinchayangcuodejingranrangzijilunluoweilehaomenzhuixu，chengleyigequanzhijiatingzhunan！
“wei，huofutongzhi，lengzheganshenmeni？woyaohewojieshuojijuqiaoqiaohua，ganjinshoushizhuozia！”
lichuntiandesixubeiwangyuhanjishengshengdelalehuilai。
lichuntianxianzaidewoshiyiqianqueshishiwangyuhande，suoyiwanshanglichuntianzhiyoushuishafadefenle。
diertianyidazao，lichuntianganggangchuanhaoyifu，yigechuanzhefugui，dabanzhuguangbaoqidenvrencongwaimiankaimenzoulejinlai。
“ma，ninlaile？”lichuntianlimaodewenleyiju。
lairenzhengshiwangyujiadejimu，yejiushiwangyuhandeqinshengmuqinqinfenglan。
“lichuntian，nishuishafa？”qinfenglankanzheshafashangdebeizihuyidewendao。
tingdaoqinfenglandeshengyin，wangyujiayeshuiyanxingxingdecongwoshilizoulechulai，“ma，zheimezaoninlaiganshenme？”
“nimenlianggeshibushiyizhidoumeitongfang？”qinfenglanfangfofaxianxindaluyiyiyang，jindingzhelianggerendebiaoqing。
“ma，zuotianyuhanlaile，wanshangtamenjiemeilianggeliaodaohenwan，wokundebuxing，jiuzaishafashangcouheleyiwan。”
haimeidengwangyujiafanyingguolai，lichuntianjiuxiaozheduiqinfenglanjieshidao。
“yuhanlaile？tashenmeshihouhuilaide？wozenmebuzhidaoni？”qinfenglanmanlianchayihuyidewendao。
“ma！wozaizheilini，chaosile！”zheigeshihouwangyuhandeshengyincongwoshilichuanlaichulai。
qinfenglankanlelichuntiantamenliangrenyiyan，ranhoubenzhewoshijiuqule。
“xiexieni，yaobushinifanyingjishi，wojiuyaoluxianle！”
qinfenglanjinwoshiyihou，wangyujiaqiaoqiaodeduilichuntianshuodao。
“laopo，zheishiwoyinggaizuode，deyouqiyuejingshenma！”lichuntianxiaozheshuodao。
wangyujiadianlediantou，biaoshilijie。
“yujia，jintianwanshangjuxingjiayan，nibarangwolaitongzhini，rangnimenzaodianhuiqu！”
“知道了妈……”
haimeidenglichuntianshuowan，qinfenglanjiuniutouzoule，linzouzhiqianhaiteyishenshilelichuntianyiyan。
dangchu，qinfenglanjiukanbushanglichuntian，shuolichuntianpeibushangwangyujia，jianjuefanduitamendehunshi，yinweilichuntianshikongjiangerlaide，yiqiangenbenmeizaitamendeshenghuolichuxianguo！
danshiyouyuwangyujiadeyizaijianchiheanxiangcaozuo，denglianggexianhongdebenbenbaizaitamenmianqiandeshihou，tamenzuizhongjieshoulezheigebuxiangjieshoudexianshi！