第一章、脱离快穿世界

"meimei,shalewangzi。"

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didadida,zhenzhuluorubotaoxiongyongdedahai。

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噗呲!

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[ding,suzhudiershigetonghuashijiegaibianjiejuchenggong,tongguanchenggong,suzhujianghuiguibenyuanshijie。

gongxisuzhu!jinengjiesuanzhong,suzhujiangyongyoutonghuagongzhudemeilijineng,xitongtuolizhong,tuolichenggong。]

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“wozainali?wobushizaixiaomeirenyudeshijielima?wangziyinggaisitouleba?

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xinzhonganzifufei:“gaiside,zenmeganjuebaijiaojiaoyoupiaoliangle,tadepifuyouzheimebaima?zuichunyouzheimehongma?

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keshixianzaidebaijiaojiaozhendehaomeia,rangzheigepojiudegeloudouxiandeyiyishenghui。

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不公平!

zhoupanerhongzheyanjing,duozhejiaonuhoudao:“baijiaojiao,nichulezheizhangpiaoliangdaowuketiaotideliannihaiyoushenme?

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tadeshuangbaotaimeimeizhouyingershuangshouhuanxiong,bumanbingshuangyanmouningshizhebaibanxianeizhangsanfazheshengjieguangmangdelian。

好想杀了她啊!

“jiejieshuodedui,fujiasuiranyaohebaijialianyin,danhaibuyidingshini。

jiusuanshini,niyebuyidingnengshunlijiarufujia,nizuihaobuyaochixinwangxiang。”

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youqu,zhenshitaiyouqule。

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zhadie、houma、gounanrenmen,wobaibanxiayouhuilaile!

buguoxianzaizuiyaojindehaishishoushiyixiabutinghuadejijiemen。