第2章
cihuayichu，zhongrenhuaran。
qingheyuanneikeshijinyanghoufurenshengqiansuozhudeyuanluo，zidataguoshihou，neilijiuyizhikongzhizhe。
rujinshizijingranrangzheigemingjiaosuqingyidenvzizhujinqu，kexiangerzhi，tazaishizixinzhongdediwei，youduozhongyao。
suoyourendoujiangmuguangtouxiangleyechuxiang，shaofurenyidingbuhuitongyide，shizibaiminglemeijitamianzi。
budanguangmingzhengdadaihuilaiyigenvren，haijiaotatangtangshizifuren，jiduifangshoushiwuzi。
yishaofurenneixingzi，pashiyaodangchangtiaojiao，yushizichaonaobuxiu。
大家都等着看笑话。
danyechuxiangquewenranyixiao，lianyuqidoupingjingdehaowubolan：“yiqiedoutingfujunde，zhishiqingheyuanlishangqieduifangzhexuduofurenshengqiandeyiwu，banzouyexuyaoxieshiri，haiqingqingyiguniangnaixinduodengxieshihou。”
zheifanhuashuodedafangdeti，jiaorentiaobuchuyidianmaobing。
fanerrangrenjuede，neisuguniangguoyurenxing，houfuzheimeda，zhunalibuhao，feiyaozhufurenshengqianzhuguodeyuanzi。
xiechiyejuedecishibutuo，ruoyaobanchumuqindeyiwu，duoshaohuifashengsunshang。
qingyisuishizijixinjianshangdeairen，danyebukeduishiqudemuqinbujing。
“neisuanle，wojizhetingyungeyizhishikongde，jiandanshoushiyixia，qingyibianzhuneiliba。”
suqingyiyanzhongshanguobuyue，dandangzhezheimeduorendemian，tabunengbiaoxianchuyisibuman，zhinengqiangyanhuanxiao：“zhunalidouwusuowei，zhiyaonengyuchilangzhangxiangsishou，wuyuanzuyi。”
yechuxiangdelianshang，yijiuguazhewenheqingyadexiao，zhongrenxixidingzhetaqiao，yemeiqiaochurenhejiduxiunaodeyiweilai。
fangfotazhenjiushigemutougeda，meiyouqiqingliuyu，aihenchenchi。
“kuaijinlaiba，fancaidouyaoliangle，youshenmehua，zanmenfanzhuoshangzaishuo。”laofurendengbujile，dabannianmeiyoukandaotadehaosunzi，shizaijiaotaxiangniandejin。
jinyanghouyegenzhedao：“meicuo，jinlaizaishuo，zheikeshizhuanmenweinizhunbeidejiefengyan，nizumutianbuliangjiuqishen，sichuzhangluo，niqianwanbunenggufutadexinxue。”
xiechilianmangduilaofurendao：“duoxiezumu。”
laofurenxiaodekaihuai，lianshangdezhouwendoujichengleyituo：“xieshenmexie，nishiwoqinsunzi，zanmenzusunzhijian，yongbuzheneimeketao。”
dashengchaoyixiangzhongxiao，jibianxiechishenweijinyanghoushizi，weilaihoufudezhuren，duidaizijidezumu，yishigongjingyoujia。
xijian，yechuxiangyishentibushixianxinglixi。
众人了然。
终于忍不住了。
yenanguai，shizichuleganghuifushi，gentashuoleliangjuhua，muguangyizhidounianzaineiweisuguniangshenshang。
shizidaitajianzhiruzhurubao，pengzhepashuaile，hanzhepahuale，congshizhizhong，doumeizhengyanqiaoguoshaofurenyiyan。
zheihuanlesheidoushoubule，shaofurenzheihuierpashidaizheyahuan，huifangkuqule。
cike，zhenggehoufudenghuotongming，wanrubaizhou。
yechuxiangbulvjiaoji，kuaibuwangzijifangjianerqu。
fushangsuoyourendouchenjinzaixiechixiafangguilaidexiyuezhong，daoshiwurenhuizhuyidaoziji。
huifanghou，talikeshoushuyifeng，zhaorenkuaimajiabian，songquleyizhoulaojia。
tazaixinzhongxiedao，zijiyujinyanghoushizienduanyijue，cishengzaiwuguage，liangjiaqingfenyejiucizhongzhi，rangfuqinjinkuaizheshou，shouhuiyuanshuyuyejiadequanbujiachan。