第5章 你和那个男的分手,我就同意

jianwaipowenqimamaruanyilan,ruanqinianxinliyebeijiuleyixia,suansesedetong,renzhufahongdeyankuang,anweiwaipo:“mama,tayouxieshiqingyaochuli,xianzaibunenghuilai。”

waipodiandiantou,lianshangshixianeryijiandeshiluo:“tingshuo,nimamareshangleguansile?”

tingwaipoyanyujiantiqiguansi,taxinligedengyixia,buzhidaowaipolejieduoshaoqingkuang,yishizhijianbutaiganzuoda。

zhaixingnanqiangxianyibu,bangtajiewei:“ruanayizaimeiguokaichechaosu,suoyishanglefating。zibenzhuyiguojiame,daxiaoshiqingdouaidaguansi。waipobiedanxin,xiaoshiqingeryi。”tamouzimingliang,sihushifenchengken。

waiporuoyousuosididiandiantou:“e,”hudetadingleliangyanyanqiandeyingjunnanzi,tongkonglveweijujiao,“nizheihaizishisheia,nishixiaoniande,nanpengyouma?”

kanwaipozuijiaofuqiyisiciaideweixiao,ruanqinianhudexiangxiao,tazaiguowaizheijinian,meifenggenwaipotongdianhua,waipodoushifenguanxintadesirenwenti,zongyaowenta,jiaonanpengyoulemei。

taxianzaishiyounanpengyoula,dan……bushiyanqianzheitoulangya!

ruanqiniangangdasuanfouren,beiyipangdenanrenqianglexian:“ng,waipo,woshinianniandenanpengyou,wojiaoxiaonan。”tashengyinfangruanlediaozi,jingshibieyangderouqing。

tayizheng,zhuanguotou,dengyuanleyanjing。

tawushitadenuqi,zuijiaoyangqichengkendexiaorong,dingzhewaipo。tazheizhongchengzhidemoyang,zongshitebierangrenxinfu,baokuowaipo。

waipokanzheyanqiandeyingjunnanzi,shunjianwangjilezijidenver,tamantengtengdizhuanguotou,kanxiangruanqinian,manlianhanzheheaidexiaoyi:“xiaonianhexiaonan,haohaohao,zhenhao,moyangyepei。”

jianwaipodejingshensihuhaolexie,tayebuxiangfuwaipodehaoxinqing。

waiposihuduinianniandenanpengyoutebieshangxin,duizhezhaixingnanwenlehaoduowenti,neijiashidaozhenxiangjianlewaisunnvxu。pianpiantahaizhenxiangdengmendewaisunnvxu,naixindiyiyijieda。

waiposhifenmanyi,youwenleruanqinianqitadeshiqing,tahuluanditangsaiguoqu。

waipoduizhezhaixingnan,xiaohehedishuodao:“xiaonana,niyaohaohaoduixiaonian。takeshiwodexinshangbaoya。”

jiuchongzheiyijuhua,tahaoburongyiyazaixinlidenanshou,yigunaoerdiyouyongleshanglai。

taliansebubian,dunledun,yexiaozhehuiying:“hao。”

tingqilaizhenxinshiyi,rangtayishihuangran。

linzouzhiqian,ruanqinianmanxinshebude,baozhewaiposalehaoyihuierjiao,youzixidingzhuzhaoguwaipodehushi。

hushituizhewaipojinlelijian,waipocanglaoyouzhanweideshengyinchuanlai:“xiaonianni?tazenmehaibuhuilai?”

taxinliyise,yanjiaoshizhenzhensuanyi:waipozheigeqingkuang,taxiangyaozhidaodeshiqing,hainengzenmewendechulaini?

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zhaixingnankaiche,ruanqinianzaifujiashizuo。tacetoudaliangzheliangyanshenpangdenanzi,wuguanfenming,gaotingjunxiudebi,yishuangshensuiyounanyizhuomodeyan,shangxiajiemaohennonghei。tayouxin|jiangrenxuetong,yincizhangxiangliyoudaileyidianzhangkuangzhiqi。qiyuxuanangdeyizhanglian,peishangrangrenrumuchunfengdeqizhi,yincichengweihaishangchengzhongdeyaoyanzhixing。

tachixiao:“kanbugoua?”

talianshangyihong,toutoumomodishuoleju“zilian。”youzhuanyihuati:“niganmazaiwowaipomianqianluanshuohua?”

tabuyiweiyi,zuijiaoqixixuedexiao,haobuzaiyi:“fanzhengtadenghuijiuwangle。”

shuodeyeshishiqing,kezaitatinglai,xinliyouyongshangdandandechouqing,youxiediluo:“woxiangbawaipojiehuilaizhu。”

tameihuitou,lengjundelianshangqilexiaoyi:“niheneigenandefenshou,wojiutongyi。”

genguanyouqifenshou?taxianzaizuobudao,bushiyinweiduoxihuanta。ershitaxianzaiguliwuyuan,gengxuyaoguanjiadebangzhu,erqieguanmamaduitashizaitaihao……

jiantamoran,talengchiyisheng:“haiyiweiniduoxiaoshun,zixiaobaniyangdadewaipo,yebibushangnanrena。”

taxiangyaohezijideqinwaipoyiqizhu,haidezhengqutadetongyi。

youshenmebanfa,sheirangxianzaizhenggeruanjiadoukanzheigenanrendelianse?

taningzhemei,xinliyoudianwohuo:“gounahaozi。”

“zenme,wobangnizhaoguwaiposannian,youbangnimamadeguansidayanhu,nilianjuxiexieyebushuojiusuanle,haigenwoshuaxiaojiepiqi。”tayebuyue。

yuanbentajiubuxiangzuozaizheimibidekongjianli,zheichelimanshitadeweidao,rangtawuchuketao。xianzaigengshijuedezhixi,chuyanyebuxun:“xiexie?xiexienishishouduannazoulewowaipodegufen?haishixiexienishijingezhongshouduan,zulanwomamazaimeiguodeguansijincheng,qianfangbaijixiangzhiwomamayusidi?”