第四章谁是大傻子
mianbaochenei，yuhuanhesuyafeiaizhezuozaiyiqi，lianggerenwuhuadabang，haowendexiangshuiweibushizuanrubizili，tixingzheyuhuanbeibangjiale。
jingdihongming，sansitaijingchefengchidianchebanzhuijierlai。
“警察来了！”
bianpingtoudehuizirangyisheng，baqiangkoudingzaiyuhuantoushang，jiaomaqilai：“nibaojing，laozibengleni！”
“别开枪！”
yuhuanyemeixiangdaozheimeqiao，suijiyingbiandao：“dage，woshirenzhi！nixianzaishalewo，jingchakendingqiongzhuibushede。”
zuozaiqianpaidedaobaliantinglejuedeyoudaoli，ranghuizifangxiaqiang。
yuhuandunshisonglekouqi，ganjinchakanwulipaixingbang，xinghaozheibangtuanhuoshilongshengde，buranpaixingbangshangbuhuixianshi。yinweidi258ming，jiaoliuhui，wulizhiwei57。
yanqianzheigejiahuoyinggaishifanzuituanhuoliwulizhibijiaogaode，taxinliyoushuchukouqi。
kanjianyuhuanliansedanding，suyafeimeimouzhongshanguoyimojingya，tashijianguanlefengfengyuyu，caiyangchengyueyudashiyelengjingdexingge。danyuhuanziliaoshangxianshi，xueshengfeiwu，zhichangfeichai，xinggelaoshinuoruo，xianzaikanlai，tadandingjiling，shigerencai，kanlaiziliaodiaochayouwu。
dengdeng，zhiqiantagenwoshuoguowohuisi......
suyafeimengdizhengdameimou，diyifanyingbangjiatuanhuoheyuhuanyouguan，danzhuanshunfoujuele，suijijuedeyuhuangaoshenmoceqilai。
yuhuanbuzhidaosuyafeiduitadepingjia，zheidoushengsiguantoule，laozixinlizhendehuanga。
“laoda！jingchayouzhuiguolaile，burubazheixiaozilachuqubengle，jijingchajianjianxue！”liuhuiyoubaqiangdingzaiyuhuandenaomenshang。
yuhuannamen，zheigeliuhuihezijitianshengfankehaishizenmede，nandaojintianbisiwuyi？
“xitongzidongjiance，shifoutuiyan‘bangjiaxuanan’？”
“推演！”
zaiyouyugaisile，tabixuzhidaoanzhaoyuanbengushixian，ranhouzaicongzhongzhaodaogaibiandeqiji。
“推演成功！”
xiaofeiyibaiwan，baocunzaidisihaocundangshang。
bangjiayuanyin：zhengduojiazhu。
gushixian：zaijingfeizhuizhuzhanzhong，yuhuanbeisheshapaoshizaimaluzhongyang，suyafeibeidaidaoerlongshanjiansha，shitichenrudaoxinhu，liumingbangfeiyushinianhouluowang。
jinggao：suzhujiduweixian，qingliuhaoyiyan。
yuhuanzhijiemaniang，gangxiongqijiuyaosi？
liumingbangfeidemingzitayijingzhidao，danlongshengwulibangshang，zhizhaodaoliuhui，qitarendoushiweizhi，xitongkendingzhiwangbushangle。
等等，二龙山！
laobingchengrendouzhidaoerlongshandixingfuza，shiqiulingdixingweizheyizuogaoshan，conglinmibu，baochiyuanshengtai，yidanbangfeijinru，jiushifanghuguishan。
jiyuyufengxianbingcun，weibimeiyoushenghaidejihui。
taganjinsiliangduice，xianbiesizaimalushangcaiyouxiwang。
yuhuandebiaoqingsuyafeiwanquankanzaiyanli，yufajuedecirenshenbukece。
waimian，jingdihongming，shijitaijingcheweizhuidujie。
“dage，jingchazhuidetaimengle！”kaichedejiaoqizhe，mianbaochebeigaizhuangguo，zaijiashangtajishufeichanghao，cheziyoukuaiyouwen，pinfanjiasujiansuraoquan，shuaidiulejibojingche。
“sujiashilihenda，suhongjiangzhonghuisujiazuozhen，kendinghuilaijiusuyafeide。”
daobalianlianseyinchen，muguangjianjianluozaiyuhuanshenshang：“batanaodaisaichuchuanghu，gaosujingcha，zaigenzhejiubengleta。”
yuhuanyijingzhidaogushixian，talikedao：“dage，xianbiejidong，wozhidaoyitiaoquerlongshandexiaodao，baozhengjingchazhuibushanglai。”
“dagebietingzheigesonghuode，tajiushixianghuominghuyouzanmen。”liuhuirangrangdao。
daobalianhuishoudaduanliuhuidehua，lenglididingzheyuhuan，yuqiyinhan：“natiaoxiaolu？nizenmezhidaowomenyaoquerlongshan？”
“bingchengshipingyuan，xiangduobizhuizongzuijindedifangjiushierlongshan，bunancaidao。”yuhuanganjinbiaoshizijihenyouyong：“neitiaoxiaoluyinbihainengxingche，bidadaojinyibandelucheng，zhiyouwozhidao。”
liuhuiyaobatadezuidushang，daobalianquezhijiejueding：“tingtade，ruguoshuaibudiaojingcha，zaishaletabuchi。”
活下来了！
余欢终于松了口气。
danshi，suyafeibizidouqiwaile，shenmelengjingchenzhe，shenmegaoshenmoce，zheihuozhijietoudile，danglehanjian！
youyuhuanzhidao，mianbaochehenkuaishuaikailejingche，shiruyinbiconglinzhong。
daobaliandengrendouyulekouqi，zaikanyuhuandunshijuedezheixiaozishadetingkeaide。gujibatamaile，haihuibangzijishuqian。
“suxiaojie，shangliangjianshibei。”yuhuanyadishengyin。
suyafeibuxianglita，hanyangjihaodetabuxiangmaren，buranzaopentagegouxuelintoule。
shengsiguantou，yuhuanyebuzaihudebudezuishidacaixiongdesujiale，zhibatadangchengputongnvrenkandai，bianzhijieshuodao：“suxiaojie，nineng**bangfeima？”
dengshi，chexiangliqifenguguai。
“gun，dasha——que！”suyafeiliandouqibaile。
liuhuibenlaihentaoyanyuhuan，xianzaishiyuekantayueshunyan。
“zheiweixiongdishuodeyoudaolia，suxiaojie，yaobu？”daobalianwubitanlandikanzhesuyafei。
jingzhitiaobuchurenhexiacidewuguan，zuixiyinrendeshitajingbaodeshencai，shangshen，xiaofu，zhangtuiwanmeihuangjinbili。
“nimenbuxiangbeisujiazhuisha，suinimendebian。”suyafeiyijiubaqiwailu，danjinaizhetadeyuhuannengganshoudaojiaoquzhandou，jianqiangshizhuangchulaide。
“苏家？哈哈哈！”
daobaliansiyidaxiao，ranhoubinglengdikanzhesuyafei：“nishuowoshizenmezhidaonixingzongde？haisujia，tamendoubabudenizaodiansi。”
“e，duile，suhongjianghuijiazuozhen，danwodadu，tayehuobuguojinye。”
suyafeilianseshunjiancangbai，ganzhenduitade，chuleliujia、jiangjiazhiwai，zheicikongpashizijijiarenle。raner，nengzhidaotadexingzongzhoumibuzhi，jiushishuotashenbianyourenchumaita，huishishei？
“haha，suxiaojie，niyedangmingbaiguile。”
daobalianzouguolai，manliansemimidexiao：“xiongdijige，zheimepiaoliangdeniu，shaletaikexi，haha！”
“老大英明！”
“这妞太美了！”
wugebangfeixingfendaxiao，yigegekoushuiliuchulaozhang，henshiexin。
“bieguolai！”suyafeizhendehaipale。bingchengbuzhidaoduoshaorenxiwangtasi，sujiarenbidingzhancaochugen，zheicipashizaijienantaole。
“yuanlaijiarujingchenglongjiadenvren，yehuihaipa？”
“nizenmezhidao？nishishei？”suyafeiyoujingyouju。
suyafeijiarulongjia，chengweilaobingguidenvren，zheishihaomenyinmi，zheigebangfeishizenmezhidao？
daobalianxiaoderangrenexin：“xiangzhidaowoshishei，jiudekannishibushiqule。”