第一章

fuhuangsulaitengwo,suibumanqueyemeiyoujujue。

weizhangxianhuangenhaodang,wocixiayifuhongbaoshidetoumianweixiaoqiantianzhuang。

「zairuhe,niyeshibengongzhushenbianchuquderen,bunengdiulebengongzhudemianzi。」

taguibaixieen,mianshangquebujianxise。

tashigecongmingren,mingbainapayoucihundeshengzhi,liangguogongfuneiyiguanyebuhaoguo。

liangwenzhidaizherenlikai,fuhuangyongshenshidemuguangkanwo。

wochunjiaodaizhexiaoyiyutaduishi,buguopiankefuhuangbianrenshule,tatanlekouqi:

「jiaojiao,nijiushibuyuanjiayebugaijiangneibinvxujita,zheichuanchuqunidemingshenghaiyaobuyaole?」

「fuhuangduolv,tamenyouqingrenzhongchengjuanshu,jiushichuanchuqulepangrenyezhihuikuabengongzhudafang,ruoshizhenqiangyingdiyaotaqulewo,zhipajiubianchenghuangjiayiquanyarenle。zaizhe,neiliangwenzhibuyaobaozhuqueqiuyumu,napajiaguoqunveryebuhuishuxinde。」

wohaobuzaiyidishangqian,qinnidifuzaifuhuangxishang。

「fuhuangtengwo,ziranbushedewoguodebushuxin。fuhuangxiangtibaliangjia,kerenjiabuyuanyi。suoyizheishiafuhuanghaishichenzaoxielexinsiba。」

fuhuangbeiwodouxiao,dianledianwodeetou:

「zhendaoshibuzhidao,zhendejiaojiaogongzhuzheibannengyanshanbian!」

「wokeshichumingjiao,fuhuangqinfengdezhangpinggongzhu,qishitayigepoluodeguogongfukeyituijude。tabuyaowo,wohaikanbushangtani!」

womanyandejiaozonghebuxie,haobuyanshiduiliangwenzhidebuxi。

fuhuangmolemowodetoufa:

「neijiaojiaokeyoukanshangderen?」

我摇头。

「neijiaojiaoxihuanshenmeyangzide?」

我想了想:

「zhangdehaokande,yanlichulewosheidouzhuangbuxia,tingwodehua,weiwoduzunde。zaibuji,denggongzhufujiancheng,fuhuangtiegehuangbangweiwoxuanxieyangyandenanchongyeke,hebifeiyaoxungefuma,aishouaijiaode。」

「nizheiyatouzheishixiangkaihougonga!」

父皇轻笑出声。

「jiuliantaizihouyuandoushiganganjingjing,shengpabeichuanyigehaosezhongyudemingsheng,nidaoshibuzaiyi。」

「yejiushimingmianshangganjing,beidilisheizhidaoni。」

父皇瞪我一眼:

「zuishangbazhedian,zheihuayaochuanchuquhuanghouyougaixunchinile。」

「xunchijiuxunchi,fanzhengwoyoubuting。」

wopiepiezui,laizaizheipeifuhuangyonglewanshancaihuidaozijigongzhong。

qinghuansihouwogengleyi,caikaikoudao:

「qibinggongzhu,junubipaiqudatingderenshuo,liangfurendezhishizidailexiaoqianhuiqu,lianfumendoumeirangjinbianyaoyazheshizijingongqingzui,xiaoqianshangqianquanzubeidaleerguang。liangfurenhaimatashigourendehumeizi,renshizizenmeqiudoubuyuanrangtajinmen。zhidaoshizinachucihundeshengzhi,liangfurenliangyanyifanbai,jingshizhijiejiqiyunleguoqu。」

woyibiantingyibiandiantou,hewoxiangxiangzhongdechabuduo。

liangwenzhibudongshi,liangfurenkebusha。

liangguogongzaonianyinbinglishi,tayigenvzibujinbaozhuleerzideshizizhiwei,hainengweichizhuguogongfudetimian,qibenshijueduibukexiaoqu。

wochaomeiyoufumabukeweiguandelvli,ruoshiliangwenzhiqulewo,jiegongzhuzhishi,liangguogongfuhuifuwangrihuihuangbingbushishenmenanshi,shenzhinenggengshangyicenglou。

kexile,taerzibuyuanyi。

bujinbuyuanyi,haijitadaihuiquyigebinvzuoerxi,pianpianzheibinvhaishiwoshenbiansihoude,zheixiangdangyuzhijiedalehuangjiadelianmian。

搁我我也晕。

buguowocaimeikongquguanliangfuneixieposhi,dangxiazhongzhongzhizhongshiyaoxuangeheshidehuangweijichengrenchulai,zheicaishizuiyaojinde!