第5章 讨好祖母子月吃瘪(3011字)

daimuyunmodaolexiguiyuanmenqian,laofurenshenbiandetongchuanyahuankandaomuyunmoyeshibujinyouxiejingya,zheidaxiaojiezixiaobianbutaitonglaofurenjiqishuyuan,rujindoushiyihuifubianlaibaijianlaofurenle,zhenshijiweinandede。

muyunmozoushangqian,chaoneiyahuanweiweiyixiao,“baizhijiejie,zumukeshifangbianjianwo?”

neiyahuanyuanshijiaobaizhi,yeshilaofurenshenbiantieshendeyahuanle,baizhishouqixinzhongdeyihuo,wenshengdao,“laofurenrujinzhengshikongzhe,daxiaojiesuiwolaiba。”

muyunmobianyibianzouyibiantongbaizhishuoxiao,banfenjiedihejiazidoumeiyou。

dengyibukuajinlelaofurendewuzi,bianjiandaoyigemantouyinfadelaofurenzhengshihezheyan,yiweizailijianderuantashang,shouzhonghaihuanhuanzhuanzhefozhu。

wuzhongpiaosandebianshiyidaodandandeqinrenxinpidetanxiang,yibiandeshujiashang,yedaduodoushixiejingshuyileide。zheilaofurenyikanbianshigexinfode。

laofurenshenhouderuolanyouxiejingyadikanlekanmuyunmo,xiaoshengshuodao,“laofuren,daxiaojielaile。”

danshilaofurendaoshibingbudahua,yanjingyebingweizhengkai,ruolanhebaizhiyeshianjingdilizaiyipang,yishizhijian,daoshimuyunmobeiliangzaileyibian。

muyunmodaoshibingbuzheji,nanxuqueshiyouxieyinyinbuanqilai,muyunmoshenseanrandilizaiyibian,qiaoqiaodaliangzhezheilaofuren,zheibanxixikanqu,laofurenmeimucixiang,queyouyinyintouzheyigulinglideqishi,hunshenshangxiawuyibufugui,shouzhongsuiranwozhefozhu,danshiqizhongjingmingyeshiburonghushide。

banshang,neilaofurencaihuanhuanzhengkaiyanjing,kanxiangmuyunmo,“zendelaileyebushuoyisheng?jiuxianggemutouyiyangdichuzaineili。”

muyunmoyizhiduanzhengzhezitai,shangbeiziyeshizaigonglixuanxiudeshihoujingguokekuxunliande,rujindaoshiyebieyouyifanguirendezitai,muguangrumudikanxianglaofuren,“jinlaishijianzhezumuzhengzaicanshan,yunmojizhecanshanzuizhongyaodebianshizhuanxin,zheicaibugandaraozumu。”

laofurenshenshouduanqiyibiandechazhan,minleyikou,“ng,daoshihuichenzhuqile。”

muyunmoqianxundixiaolexiao,jieguonanxushouzhongdexiangnang,fushendileshangqu,“ziranshibibushangzumude。yunmohuifubianxiangzhelaibaijianzumule,zheixiangnangshiyunmoxianqianzaizhuangzishangyandumuqinliuxialaidegufangyishushi,faxiandezhiliaotoufengjihaodefangzi,zheibianteyiyuzumuzuoleyige,haiqingzumubuyaoxianqi。”

laofurenyoutoufengzheigemaobingyebushiyiriliangrile,neixiangnangcoujinlelai,laofurenwenzheyejuedehenshishuxin,huishoutuixialeyaojieguoxiangnangdebaizhi,ershizijiqinshoujieleguolai,neixiangnangshangxiudetuanyeshifojiadeputizi。

“shigeyouxindehaizi。”

muyunmoyanshangfuxianchuxiehuanxi,sihuhenshigaoxinglaofurennenghuanxizheigexiangnang,“zumubuxianqijiuhao,zumushimujiadelaofuren,shiyunmodeqinren,zumunenghuanxi,yunmobianshiyehuanxile。”

laofurensihushimeixiangdaomuyunmozheimeshuo,dunledun,“niyeshixujiumeiyouhuifule,coujinlaixie,rangzumuhaohaokankanni。”

muyunmoshangqianjibu,taiqilianlai,rumudikanzhelaofuren,yanzhongdehuanxisihushihuichenglexingziyiyang,henshiqingliang。

yibiandebaizhiheruolanyeshidaliangzhezheigedaxiaojie,tamenshixiaodelaofurendepiqide,duiyudaxiaojiehuilaibaijianlaofurendechangjingxinzhongyeshiyoushude,queshimeixiangdaoshizheimegechangjing。

zaikanshangqianjibudenvhaizi,shenzishouruo,queshitingzhileshenban,yangguangtoujinwuzizhaozaitabaixidelianpangshang,youyizhongjianyideweidao。zuizhongyaodeshitajingwuyisizhilingshaonvdedanqie,zhiyouyizhongchendiandewenzhong,bianjiangneimingyanfeiyangdewaibiao,yeshengshengdejinchuyizhonggaoguidefenghualai。

baizhiheruolanduishiyiyan,douhenshijingya,zheidaxiaojiezaizhuangziliyangdade,jingrandaoshitongneigongzhongchulaidegongzhuyewuerchabiele。

buguangshibaizhiheruolan,laofurenyeshimengdiyijing,ruilidemuguangbishizhemuyunmo,muyunmozishikuiranbudong,zuijiaoqianqiandehuduyecongweibianguo,banshang,laofurencainuokailemuguang,“jinianbujian,daoshizhangdalebushao。”

zheiduanshijian,laofurenduiyumuyunmolaideyituziranyeshiyoulezijidechuaidu,bijingmuyunmobudemuyuanjingchongai,neidongfangyanyebushigeliangshan,nengshandaidinvde,neimemuyunmoweileqiugebihu,laizhaotayeshiweiyidechulule。

laofurenkanzhemuyunmo,“nijinrilai,zhipabujinjinshibaijianwoba?keshihaiyoubiedeshi?”zheibianshiyaotongmuyunmochangkailetanle。

yibiandebaizhibianshibujingengshijingyadikanzhemuyunmole,laofurenzheibanzitai,yanranjiushiyaoyuanyihuzhemuyunmole,zheidaxiaojiedaoshiyeyouxiebenshi。

haibudengmuyunmokaikou,biantingdemenkoudeyahuandao,“furenlaile。”

buguoshijigezhayandeshijian,muyunmobianganshoudaoshenbianyidaobaiyingshanguo,zhengshimuziyuele,muziyuehenshishurendizuozailelaofurentabian,jiangshouzhongdeyigexiaolanzifangzaiyibiandexiaozhuoshang,“zumu,yueerdailailezumuzuiaichidelianzigeng。”

muyunmochuilechuimouzi,shenhouyoushichuanlaidongfangyandeshengyin,“yueer,nixiaoxinxie,zenmezheibanbuchengtitong,zailaofurenmianqian,zendezheibanmeidameixiao?”

muziyuepiepiezui,taoqiaodikanzhelaofuren,“meishi,zumuxianglaitengaiwo,budajin。”

laofurenshenshoudianledianmuziyuedeetou,lianshangyeshiyongchuxiaoyi,qizhongchongnideyiweihenshimingxian。

muziyuekanzhelaofuren,qiaopidituletushetou,youkanxiangmuyunmo,“dajiejiedaoshilaidekuai,shibushiyoushenmeqiaoqiaohuayaotongzumushuo,yueeryexiangting,dajiejie,nifangcaitongzumuliaolexieshenme?”muziyuezhazhayanjing,duandeshihaoqidanchun。

laofurenyeshikanxiangmuyunmolai。

nanxuzaimuyunmodeshenhouyouxiebuan,zheiwuzilirenao,daxiaojiequehaoxiangshigushenyiren,lenglengqingqingde。

dongfangyanyanlishanguochaofeng,“yueernizenmeshuohuade,moer.....”

haibudengdongfangyanjianghuashuowan,muyunmobiankaikoumanmanshuodao,“yuemeimeixiangcuole,wocifanyihuifujiulaikanzumu,yezhishixiangjianjianqinrenbale,bibudeyuemeimeinengriritongzumutuanju,nengzaizumugenqianchenghuanxixia,woyezhishixiangqiuyiqiutuanju,laijianjianzumubale。”

fangshihuayinluodi,fangjianlibianshiyaquewushengle,benshijiweimingyandemuyunmojianjianluchuxieqikudeshenselai,mianshangqueshihaijueqiangdaizhexiaoyi,zhirangrenbuyouyouxiexintong。

dongfangyanbenlaikanhaoxidexiaorongyeshishunjianjiuxiaosanlequ,kanzhemuyunmodeyanshenzhongdewenrouyijingshisuoshengwuji,muyunmozheihuatingzheyemeiyoushenme,danshixixixiangqu,qibuzhengshizaizhizemuziyuemeiyoulimao,zheibanjiudaduanletahezumunandedexiangju?bijingzheibankewangtuanjuyoushijiazazhenongnongrumuzhiqingdesunnver,nagezubeidebuxihuanni?

guobuqiran,laofurenkanzhemuyunmodeyanshen,shunjianbianshirouhelexialai,duizhemuziyuebianshiyouxiebutaigaoxingdishuodao,“ziyue,nidajiejieyeshicaihuifu,yeshiwozheigezumuxiangjianjiansunnver,biehunao。”

muziyuejihushilengzhengzhule,youxiebuganzhixindikanzhelaofuren,tafangcaizhengshiguyiyaoweinanmuyunmomeicuo,tayejiushizhangzhezheimeduonianlaofurendetengaiyoujia,danshizheishiqingqueshiwanquanchaozhelingyigefangxiangfazhanerqu,laofurenyixiangyoushigewenhede,bianshishengqiyezhishilenglengdandan,jishaoyouzheimemingxiandeyuqi。

muziyuezheixiabianshixiaodeyouxiemianqiangle,huiguoshenlai,kanzhemuyunmo,“duibuqi,doushiziyuedecuo,shiwobuzhuyi,dajiejie,nibuyaotongwoshengqi,haobuhao?”

muyunmokanleyanlaofurenxianranshiduimuziyuejijirencuodetaidushifenmanyi,yejiufangrouleshengyin,“nidouhanwodajiejiele,tongshijiemei,wozenmehuitongnizhiqini?”

laofurenkanzhebianshigengmanyile,“nimenjiemeizhijianjiushiyaozheibanganqinghaocaidui,yunmojinridezuofahenshituodang。”

dongfangyancikeyeshiyouduanqilewenroudexiaoyi,“moerziranshigehaode,moerkeshiquleyuanzile,ganjuekehaihao?”

muyunmocetouyixiao,“mojuhenhao,duoxieyiniang。”

laofurentingzhemuyunmodehua,weiweicuqimeitou,“moju?”

dongfangyanxinzhongyigeng,muyunmoqueshizhazhayanjing,kanxianglaofuren,“zenmele,zumu?keshiyounalibuduima?”yanjingzhongbianshimanmandezhenchengdehaoqi。

laofurenzhiduishangdongfangyan,xinzhongyishimingle,muziyuecikerengjiushizailaofurenderuantabianshang,zhishishenqingyijingyouxiebutaiziranle。

laofurenlenglengpiaoleyiyandongfangyan,“nirujinjiranshizhangdale,doushibufangjinideyuanziqugemingziba,xianglainiyehuigengjiashuxin,daihuier,nibianliuzaiwozheili,tongzumuyitongyongwushanba,guolewushan,nizaiqiedaizhebaizhiyiqihuiqu,yuanziliruoshiyoushenmeburuyidedifang,jiurangbaizhitinihuanlejiushi。”

zheibianshi**luoditanhuzhemuyunmole,muyunmochuixiayanjing,yanguoyanzhongdefengci,yifushen,“duoxiezumu。”

dongfangyanbianshijinjindizhouqilemeitou,tazongbunengzheibanzaitangerhuangzhidifanduilaofurendehuale,cetoukanxiangmuyunmo,bujinyouxieshensiqilai,zheikanzhebenyiweishigehaonaniede,buxiangdaoshirucibushunli,zheidaodishiqiaohehaishiguyideni?