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镜面瞬间黑屏。
henmingxian，bamaneibianqieduanlelianxi。
xiajiyeshenxiyikouqi，ziwoanwei：
“meishimeishi，tiantiancaixuejinianshufa，nanmianyoupilou。”
“huashuohuilai，niyetaimeiyongle，buguoyigechuanhuadeshidoubunengrangbamaxiangxin，wokeshixiajiaweiyidejichengren，yaoshichulechacuo，nifudeqizema！”
“haihaowohebamayuehaojinwanlianxi，denghuitamenyinggaijiuhuifaxianbuduijing。”
huasuiruci，talianshangrengcanliujifenbuan。
wogoulegouchun，fuyandehengleyisheng。
xiajiyeniantaobantian，jianwomeilita，zhuantouwangzhechuanwaifadai。
zhidaotiansejiangming，yuanchuweiezhuangguandelunhuidaoqingxikejian，tacaihuangleshen。
连忙将我摇醒：
“kuai！kuaiwenwenbamadaojiameiyou！burandenghuichuankaoanjiulaibujile！”
worouleroushuiyanxingzhongdeyanjing，nachujingzikaishidixue。
zheiciduimianhenjiudoumeijietong。
xiajiyejidezaiyuanditiaojiao，quehaowubanfa。
zhidaodukoulunkuoqingxikejian，caifuxianchumamabunaifandeheilian：
“fansile，womenshuoguoniyaozaiganlianxiwomen，jiurangnihunfeiposan。”
xiajiyekandaomamashenchujichang，songlekouqi。
“wojiushuobamabuhuifangzhewobuguan，xianzaitamenhuijiazhaohunhailaideji。”
“xinghaobamahaiaiwo，buxiangni，wanrenxian。”
wominleminchun，yazhesangzishuodao：
“nimenhaishengyixiaoshi。”
mamaliansechediheilexialai，coujinjingziyaoyaqiechi：
“yaobushiweilequerenwobaobeierzideanquan，wocailandehuilai。”
“nizheigewuqingwuyidechusheng！jianzhigufuletiantiandeyipianhaoxin，nizhibuzhidaotazuijinmeiwanweinishangxindeyaorenpeizhecaikenshui？”
我无语到好笑。
shenmeshihouwohejiangtiantianganqingzheimehaole？
jiranjiangtiantianshuoshenmetamendouxiangxin，neijiusuitamenba。
zhengzhunbeiguaduantongxun，neibianjiangtiantianqueturantonghuyisheng，diedaozaidi。
“shifushimu，wojiaoniule。”
bamazaiyegubushangwo，lianmangbaoqijiangtiantianjiuzhunbeiganquyiyuan。
xiajiyeqidezhuakuang，danfangmianheairenfanlelian：
“biea，jiaoniulemodianyaogaojiuhaole，kuaihuijiajiuwo！”
“burannimenxinganbaobeikezhenjiutoutaichengchushengle！nimenjiushichushengtabama！”
woyinxiazuijiaoxiaoyi，lianmangkaikou：
“nimenzaibuhuiqu，xiajiyejiuyaojinchushengdaotoutaiqule。”
妈妈气得瞬间爆炸：
“wokannicaiyaotoutaichengchusheng！jirannizheimejianbudenidihao，jiubieguaiwomenbanizhuchujiamen。”
taqishangxintou，wozheyinyangjingwangdishanghenhenyiza，shunjianjingpiansijian，suilegechedi。
wolaibujifanying，shouzhongyinyangjingyegenzhebaoliekailai。
suipianhuashanglinghun，wochitongzhixiayigebuwen，hejingziyiqidiaoruhezhong。
xiajiyeaihaoyisheng，manlianjuewangdidiezuozaidi，kouzhongnannan：
“wanle，zheixiazhenwanle。”