“liushao，biezaizheili，shaoyangjiuzaigebi，beitatingjianjiubuhaole！”
“neifeiwuzhengjibenshaoqieshitouni，nengtingjiancaishiyouguile，haowenyan，nizhenhao！”
tingzhegebidejiqing，shouwoqieshijidejiangshaoyang，xueyesishiningguzhu，zhenggerenyejiangzaizijidegongweishangmian。
tazaiguwanjiefeicuifangzuolesanniandeqieshishifu，jintianshizuihouyitian。
anjihua，qiewanshoulizheikuai，tajiunengjieshuhetong，gennvpengyouyekaiyijiayushidian，jieguo，nvpengyouyewenyanhetadelaobanliuhao，songjitazheimedayigejingxi！
嗡！
tingxiaqieshiji，jiangshaoyangzhuaqishoulideyuanshi，jingzhichongdaolegebicangku！
eryingruyanqiandeyimu，gengshirangtanuhuozhongshao！
talianqianshoudouyaoqiushanghaobantiandeyewenyan，jiuxianggouyiyang，guizailiuhaodemianqian……
“啊！”
tingjiantuimensheng，yewenyanbennengjiuxiangzhukou。
liuhaoqueyibaanzhutadenaodai，beiduizhejiangshaoyang，lengxiaodao：“xiaojiang，shitouqiedezenmeyangle，bieyinweishizuihouyitianshangban，jiujiwoxiaojidaigonga！”
“我消极你妈！”
jiangshaoyangyanjingtonghong，juqishouzhongyuanshi，wangliuhaodetoushangmengza。
raner，liuhaoduoleyixia，yuanshihongzaitadejianbang，yerangtadeshenzixiangqianhenhentingleshangqu。
“咳咳！”
yewenyantongkudegongxiashen，kesoubuzhi。
liuhaozemuguangdaihuo，zhuanshenyiquantoubajiangshaoyangdachulaoyuan，ranhoucaimantiaosilidetishangkuzi。
“nixiaozifengleshiba！”
“shininvpengyougouyinwode，jieguonidongshouzawo？”
“haitemenawodeshitou，wodasinixinbuxin！”
qiangrenyankuangzhaliedetengtong，jiangshaoyangyaguanyaosui，sishengnuhou：“wozaiwaimiantingdeqingqingchuchu，nimenzheiduigounannv……”
“tingqingchulenihaijinlai！”
shuohuadeshiyewenyan，tayanzhongxianshixiunu，jiezheyongchuyizhenyane，“bukankannizijishenmedongxi，zhenyiweiwohuigennizaiyiqima，zhuajingunchuqu，bieyingxiangwopeiliushao！”
“陪？”
jiangshaoyangtongkongchengda，shenchuningxiao，“yewenyannihaizhenjianna，tananidangji，niyechidexiaqu！”
zheihuaxianrancizhongleyewenyandeshenjing，shengdiaobigangcaitaigaoleyibei。
“dui，jiusuanwoyidianzhuchunwanrenchang，woyebuhuigennizheizhongfeiwu！”
“hahaha，shuodehao！”
liuhaokuangxiaojian，yibalouzhuyewenyandefufengliuyao，“buguo，xiaojiangnidakefangxin，wenyantazheimechuse，wozenmeshederangtawanrenchangni！”
“老子杀了你！”
jiangshaoyangxintounuhuozainanezhi，fengkuangdepuleshangqu。
liuhaobeitapudeliangqiangjibu，yeshinucongxinqi，yijiaobatachuaifantongshi，zhuaqineikuaiyuanshi，zhaozhetadenaodaiqiaoleshangqu。
砰！
cierdemenxiangxiangshikaixiguayiyang，liuhaotoushangdunshixueliuruzhu，hudemanlianxianhong，canburendu！
yewenyanjianzhuang，feidanmeiyoubandiantongqing，fanercoudaoliuhaoshenpang，bangtapaidazheshenshangdechenzi。
“zheizhongfeiwu，haiyongliushaoniqinzidongshoua，rangxiarenchulijiushilema！”
“有道理。”
liuhaotiaotiaomei，“neizanmenhuangedifang，bameibanwandeshixushang？”
“哎呀，讨厌！”
“nimenbudehaosi……”
jiangshaoyangkouzhongfachuninan，yishiqueshiyuefahundun。
tazhihen，pinmingsannian，yiqiangshenqing，quedouweilegou！
xianruhunmiqian，diuzaipangbiandeyuanshihuranliangqiyiduoyingguang，diandianshenrujiangshaoyangdexueyezhizhong。
“houbeijiangshaoyang，jiewoziyangchuancheng！”
“wunaiziyangxianjun，youliwanjieshi，shoujianrenansuan，zhiyuyimoshenhun，kunyuzheixiaoxiaoyushizhizhong，jinshounichuancheng，wangjiangqifayangguangda，buruwoziyangxianming！”
“chuanchengzhong，youwushangdaofa，wanjieyidian，yinyangmishu，tiandixuanji，gengyouyishuangziyangxiantong，yongyoushubujindemiaoyong……”
xumiaodeshengyintiaorunaohai，sizhensihuan。
等姜少阳终于醒来。
caifaxianzijibuzaifeicuifangcangku，ershiyipianshuxidetianhuaban，neidaqideloukongdiaohua，rangtaganjuehuangrugeshi。
zheibushizijidechuzufangma？
zhiqiandeyiqie，shizhenshi，haishiyichangemeng！
“quedingzhishijiandandehunmima，zenmerenjiushibuxingni，wogaosuni，tayaoshiyoushenmesanzhangliangduan，nimenyiyuanjiutanshangdashile！”
yidaoqingcuideshengyinruhuanglichugu。
jiangshaoyangxunshengkanqu，yingruyanlian，shiyidaolinglongxuebaidedongti！
zhichuanzheyitaoneiyi，meiyanbukefangwu！
zheishitadefangdonglinzhifei，congtazhujinlaikaishi，liangrenrenshiyeyouxiaosannianle。
妃姐平时不这样啊！
dengdeng，nandaoshineishuangziyangxiantong？
jiangshaoyangzhenjingle，bennengjian，bigangcaigengzhuanzhuleyidian。
neiweiyideliangkuaibu，yeshunjianxiaoshibujian，zhishengxiayiweichiluomeiren，shenduanfengyu，gouhunshepo，youqishitadeshangbanshen，neimanmandetianfu，kanderenyizhenhuore。
“呀，你醒了！”
jianjiangshaoyangliangyanchengyuan，linzhifeihuangmangguadiaodianhua，“nixiaozizaiyunxiaqu，wojiuyaozhaohuangjinyanlanmupuguangneijiayiyuanle！”
suirandaizhediaokan，dantingdechulai，fangdongjiejieshizhendejinzhang。
zheirangjiangshaoyanggandongtongshi，youjuedexixukexiao。
fuchusanniandebaiyueguang，jurandouburufeijiegengguanxinziji。
“feijie，womeishierle。”
jiangshaoyanghongzhelian，nulibuqukanlinzhifeideshenzi，“kewojide，wobushizaifeicuifangma，zenmehuihuilaile？”
“sheizhidaonishenmeqingkuanga，wojiedaodianhuashuonichuleshi，jiujimangganguoqule，jieguonishenshangyidianshangmeiyou，jiuhuchedaoleyihou，zhishuorangniduoxiuxi，mamalieliejiuyouzoule。”
“呃……”
kanzheshengqingbingmaodefeijie，jiangshaoyangdounengxiangxiangdao，tashiruhegenjijiuyishengjulilizhengde。
kuxiaojian，yerangtachedixiangxinleziyangxianjundecunzai。
benyiweizijiyaobeineiduigounannvhaisi，meixiangdaoyinhuodefu，chengweileyidaixianjundehouren！
“wozenmekannihaidaihuhude，yaobuyaozaiquyiyuanjianchayixiaa？”
shuozhe，linzhifeishenshoutanxiangjiangshaoyangdeetou。
neiwenrundechugan，shunjianrangjiangshaoyangmianhongerchi。
yibuliushen，muguangyouluozailelinzhifeidexiongfushang，erqiebigangcaigengjin，doukuaiyaotietalianshangle。
buzhineiwanmeidehuxian，jiangshaoyangshenzhilianshangmiandemaokong，yijixiruanderongmao，dounengkandeqingqingchuchu。
“zhenmeishi，wochonggezaojiuhaole！”
huangmangjiantiaoxiachuang，jiangshaoyangjiazheshuangtuijiupaoruleyushi。
kanzhetadebeiying，linzhifeilengleyixia，huerpuchixiaolechulai。
“zheixiaozi，meixiangdaohaitingpengzhang！”