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qizhoubeichaoxiaoshiruzhuidefeiwu,kesheidoubuzhidao,tameiwandouhuizhunshiqianwangyuefudeshufang。bushitouwenjian,

yebushiqieting,ershidengdaineigezangzaishujiahoudeanmenkaiqi,dengdaiyuefuneigejinyuxidemishu,

yongzuiwumeidezitaiyingjieta。tabaitianlengruobingshuang,wanshangqueduitabaiyibaishun,fangfobeixialegu。

zhidaoyouyitian,yuefutiqianhuijia,menwaichuanlaiqiaomensheng,ertazhengchizhejiao,jiangtadizaiqiangjiao,

yanshenmilidiwenshangta。1.wojiaoqizhou,shilujiashangmennvxu。zheigeshenfen,zailujia,shenzhizaizhenggeyuncheng,

doushigexiaohua。luzhenting,wodeyuefu,yunchengshangjiedejubo,tayouwushuzhongfangfarangyigenanrengongchengmingjiu,

quepianpianbawozheigenvxuyangchenglefeiwu。meitianqingchen,wohuizailujiayongrenbiyidemuguangzhongxinglai,

chizhelianyongrendoubuxiedecangenglengzhi。wodeqiziluyawei,gengshicongbuyanshiduiwodeyane。「qizhou,

nichulechiruanfan,haihuizuoshenme?」zheishitameitiandekaichangbai。luyaweizongshichuanzhezuishehuadedingzhifu,

huazhejingzhidezhuangrong,yanshenlishizangbuzhudeqingmie。taheneixiemingyuanjuhuishi,zonghuibawodangchengxiaoliao,

shuotajialeyige「feiwuzhuixu」,liantixiedoubupei。wokanzhetaneizhangpiaoliangdelian,xindizhiyoumamu。

wocengshitufanbo,shituzhengmingziji,kehuanlaidezhiyougengshendexiuru。qianjitian,luzhentingdeshengriyanshang,

wozhishibuxiaoxindafanleyibeihongjiu,luyaweibiandangzhesuoyoubinkedemian,jilewoyibazhang。

nei**ladetengtong,yuanbujitayanzhongneifen**luodexianqi。binkemenqieqiesiyu,

yanshenlidechaofengxiangzhenyiyangzhazaiwoshenshang。wojinwozhequantou,zhijiajihuyaoqianjinrouli。yeshenrenjingshi,

lujiaxianruyipianchenji。woqiaowushengxidichuanguozoulang,jingzhizouxiangluzhentingdeshufang。neishanhouzhongdehongmumen,

baitianduiwoeryanshijinqu,cikequechenglewoweiyidechukou。woqingcheshuludizoudaoshujiaqian,

zhijianqingfuguoyiben《lunyu》,shujiayingshengerkai,luchuyitiaoyouandetongdao。tongdaojintou,

shiyijianbuzhishehuademishi。guqinglan,wodeyuefuneijinyuxidemishu,zhengzhanzaineili。baitian,

tashiluzhentingshenbianleilifengxingdenvqiangren,yixizhiyetaozhuang,toufayisibugou,

yanshenbinglengdefangfonengdongjieyiqie。kecike,taquechuanzheyixizhensishuipao,lingkouweichang,luchujingzhidesuogu。

taneishuangpingshijurenyuqianlizhiwaideyanmou,cikequefanzheshuiguang,hongchunweiqi。「zhuren,ninlaile。」

tashengyindiya,daizheyisiwumei,yubairidelengdanpanruoliangren。wokanzheta,xindidequruhefennu,

fangfozhaodaolexuanxiekou。wozoushangqian,jiangtayongruhuaizhong。tarouruandeshenqujintiezhewo,sanfachudandandeyouxiang。

woditouwenshangtadechun,tareqingdihuiyingzhe,fangfobeixialeguyiban,duiwobaiyibaishun。

taxianxideshouzhiqingroudijiekaiwodeyikou,neifenxiaoxinyiyidefushi,

rangwoganshoudaoleqiansuoweiyoudezunzhongyukewang。wodeneixin,zaizheiyikededaolejidademanzu。bairidexiuru,

qizidelengyan,yuefudeqingmie,douzaizheimishizhong,beitayishengsheng「zhuren」fuping。

2.guqinglandezhijianzaiwoxiongtangshangqingfu,tadehuxibiandejicu。wonengganshoudaotashentidezhandou,

neibingfeikongju,ershijizhidekewang。tajiangwodizaiqiangjiao,chizhejiao,bingliangdejiaobeiouercaguowodexiaotui,

dailaiyisisuma。tadeyanshenmili,daizhenongliedeaiyihezhanyouyu,

zheiyubaitianneigeyisibugou、lengruobingshuangdegumishupanruoliangren。tawenshangwo,neishiyigedaizheqinlvexingdewen,

fangfoyaojiangwotunshi。wodexintiaojiasu,shenshangxiansubiaosheng。zheifenjinjide**,rutongduyao,

rangwoyubabuneng。jiuzaiwochenniyutadewenrouxiangshi,mishiwaituranchuanlaiyizhenjicudeqiaomensheng。「zhenting,

nishuilema?woshuibuzhe。」shiyuemudeshengyin,daizheyisijiaochen。guqinglandeshentimengdijiangzhu,

yanshenzhongdemilishunjianbeijingkongqudai。tamengdituikaiwo,zhilezhiqiangjiaoyigeyinbideyiju。wolaibujiduoxiang,

xunsuzuanlejinqu。yijuneixiaxiaoerheian,wojihunengtingdaozijixinzangjulietiaodongdeshengyin。

guqinglanzeyizuikuaidesuduzhenglihaozijideshuipao,pishangyijianwaiyi,ranhoudakaimishidemen。「furen,

ninzenmelaile?」tadeshengyinhuifulebairidelengjing,shenzhidaizheyisiqiadaohaochudeshuli。「e,qinglana,

nihaizaishufangjiabanma?zhentingni?」yuemudeshengyintingqilaiyouxiebuman。「luzongyijingshuixiale,

tajintianyouxiepibei。」guqinglanhuidadedishuibulou。wotouguoyijudefengxi,yinyuekandaoyuemudeshenying。

tasihuzaimishilizoudonglejibu,wojinzhangdehuxidoukuaitingzhile。renheyisishengxiang,

doukenengrangwodemimibaoluwuyi,houguobukanshexiang。wodenaohaizhongshanguoluzhentingneizhangweiyandelian,

yijitakenengduiwoshijiadebaofu。yuemusihumeiyoufaxianyiyang,tadunanglejiju,bianlikaile。

guqinglansongleyikouqi,tazoudaoyijuqian,qingqingqiaoleqiao。wocongyijulizuanchulai,hunshenlenghan。

guqinglankanzhewo,yanshenzhongdaizheyisijiehouyushengdeqingxing,haiyouyisi,wocongweijianguodefuzaqingxu。

「zhuren,jinwantaiweixianle。」taqingshengshuo,shengyinlidaizheyisizhandou。wokanzheta,

turanjuedetabingbuxiangbiaomianneime「baiyibaishun」。tagangcaidefanying,lengjingdekepa,

shenzhibiwozheigedangshirenhaiyaozhending。tasihu,duizheizhongtufazhuangkuang,youzhechaohuxunchangdeyingbiannengli。

zheirangwoxindi,diyiciduitachanshengleyiwen。3.neiwanzhihou,guqinglanmeiyouzaitiyuemudeturanzaofang,

woyemoqidibikailezheigehuati。danneifenjiehouyushengde**,quexiangyigenci,shenshenzhazaiwoxindi。

wokaishiliuxinguanchaguqinglan,faxiantabaitianzailuzhentingshenbianshi,yongyuanshineimeyisibugou,

wanmeidexiangyitaijiqi。taduiluzhentingdemeiyigezhiling,douzhixingdejingzhunwuwu,

shenzhinengtiqianyupantadexuqiu。zheizhongjinyuxidemeiren,zailujia,shiluzhentingdezuobangyoubei,

yeshisuoyounanrenxinzhaobuxuandebaiyueguang。ketaduiwo,queyouzhejieranbutongdelingyimian。santianhou,

luyaweiyouzaicanzhuoshangduiwolengchaorefeng,shuowoliangezuijiandandeshangyejihuashudouxiebuhao,

jianzhishilangfeilujiadeqian。wogangxiangfanbo,luzhentinglenghengyisheng,

jiangyifenwenjiandiuzaiwomianqian:「zheishiqinglanbangnizhenglideziliao,haohaokankan,biezaijiwodiuren。」

wojieguowenjian,zhijianbujingyidichupengdaoguqinglandeshou。taxunsuchouhui,yanshenbingleng,

fangfowochupengdaoleshenmezangdongxi。taneifenwanmeidezhiyesuyang,rangwojihuyaoxiangxin,tazhendeyanewo。

kedangwan,wozaiciqianrumishi,tayijiuchuanzheneixizhensishuipao,yongneishuanggouhunshepodeyanjingyingjiewo。

「zhuren,ninbaitianshouweiqule。」taqingroudifumozhewodelianjia,shengyinlidaizheyisixinteng。wokanzheta,

xindideyihuogengshen。tabaitianduiworucilengdan,shenzhibiaoxianchuyane,kewanshangqueyouruciwenroutitie。

zheifancha,rangwoyouxiemobutouta。wokaishihuaiyi,taduiwozheifen「baiyibaishun」,jiujingshizhenxin,

haishilingyoumude?wodeyuefuluzhenting,zuijinyeyouxiefanchang。takaishipinfandizaishufanglijiaban,

shufangdedengguangchangchangliangdaoshenye。youjici,woshenzhitingdaoshufanglichuanlaitadadianhuadeshengyin,

yuqidaizhejiaozaohebuan。tasihuzaichulishenmejishoudewenti,zheirangwoxiudaoleyisibubuxunchangdeqixi。

luzhenting,yigexianglaichenwenzhangkongyiqiedenanren,henshaohuibiaoxianchuruciqingxu。yitianwanshang,

wozhaoliqianwangmishi。guqinglanbiwangchanggengzaodikaiqileanmen。tameiyouchuanshuipao,

ershichuanzheyijianjiandandebaisechenshanheniuziku,lianshangmeiyouyisizhuangrong。tadeyanshenzhong,

daizheyisipibeihejiaolv。「zhuren,chushile。」tashengyindichen,buzaiyouwangridewumei。

wodexinmengdiyichen。wokanzheta,dengdaitadexiawen。tajinminzhechun,sihuzaiyouyu。

tademuguangsaoguomishidemeiyigejiaoluo,ranhoucaizhongxinkanxiangwo。「luzhenting,tazuijinzaimimizhuanyizichan。」

tayiziyijudishuo,shengyinlidaizheyisiningzhong。wozhenjingle。luzhentingzhuanyizichan?zheidaibiaozheshenme?

lujiayaochushile?wonaohaizhonglikefuxianchuluzhentingzuijindefanchang。wogangxiangzhuiwen,taqueturandaduanlewo。

「haiyouyijianshi,zhuren。」guqinglandeliansebiandegengjiacangbai,tashenxiyikouqi,xiangshixialemouzhongjuexin,

「luzhenting,tabingbushiwodeqinshengfuqin。」wochedilengzhule。zheijuhua,xiangyidaojingleizaiwoerbianzhaxiang。

woyiweiwozhishiheyuefudemishuyouran,quemeixiangdao,tajingranbushiluzhentingdenver?

neitaweishenmehuishiluzhentingdemishu?tajiujingshishei?tajiejinluzhentingdemudeyoushishenme?wodesixuhunluan,

kanzhetaneishuangcikechongmanfuzaqingxudeyanjing,woganjuezijixianruleyigejudadexuanwo。4.guqinglandehua,

rangworuzhuibingku。tabushiluzhentingdenver?neitayimishudeshenfendaizailujia,youduiwozhanluneiyangdezitai,

jiujingshiweileshenme?woganjuezijidexintiaokuaideyaochongchuxiongqiang。woziyiweizhangkongzheyifenjinjidemimi,

quefaxianzijikenengcaishineigebeimengzaigulideren。「nidaodishishei?」woshengyinyouxieshaya,sisidingzheta。

guqinglandeyanshenzhongshanguoyisitongku,tazoudaowomianqian,qingfuwodelianjia。tadezhijianbingliang,

yuwangridewenrejieranbutong。「zhuren,wocengshilujiadeyangnv,shiluzhentingyishoupeiyangqilaideqizi。」

tashengyindichen,meiyigezidouxiangyibadao,ciruwodexinzang,「taduiwaixuanchengwoshitayuanfangqinqidenver,

shize,woshitaweilujiapeiyangdeshangyejiandie。」wogandaoyizhenxuanyun。luzhenting,neigekansizhengpaideshangren,

jingranhuizuozheizhongshi?woyizhiyiweitazhishigeliyongwolaiyangaizijisishengnvdeweijunzi,

quemeixiangdaotayuanbiwoxiangxiangdegengfuza。「nei……niduiwo……」wojiannandikaikou,

xiangwentaduiwoneifen「baiyibaishun」jiujingshizhenshijia。guqinglandeyandishanguoyisifuzadeqingxu,youkuijiu,

youwunai,yeyouneimeyisi,wokanbudongdeshenqing。「woduizhuren,shizhenxinshiyi。」taqingshengshuo,

ranhouyanshenyilin,「danwodejiejin,zuichuqueshishiweileluzhenting。」tagaosuwo,

luzhentingcengjingyouyigeshangyeduishou,neigeduishouzhangwozhelujiayixiebukegaorendemimi。erta,

jiushibeiluzhentingpaiquqianfuzaineigeduishoushenbian,qiequqingbaode。houlai,neigeduishouliqisiwang,

luzhentingbianbatadaihuilelujia,rangtayimishudeshenfendaizaizijishenbian,

jixuweitachuliyixiejianbudeguangdegoudang。「tarangwojiejinni,shiweilejianshini。」

guqinglanyuqiyouxiekuse,「luzhentingyizhihuaiyinibingfeibiaomianneimejiandan,tarenweiniqianfuzailujia,

lingyoumude。」woxintouyizhen。luzhentinghuaiyiwo?zheizenmekeneng?woyigebeitachaoxiaodefeiwuzhuixu,

youshenmehaozhidetahuaiyide?wogandaoyiguwuminghuozhichongnaomen。woyizhiyiweizijishishouhaizhe,

beilujiaqiya,beiluyaweixiuru,quemeixiangdao,zailuzhentingyanzhong,wojingranyeshiyigeqianzaideweixie。

「neitafaxianleshenme?」woyadishengyinwen。guqinglanyaoleyaotou:「tameiyoufaxianshenmeshizhixingdezhengju,

dantashengxingduoyi。tarangwoliuyinideyijuyidong,youqishinishenyedexingzong。」woshunjianmingbaile。

womeiwanqianrumishi,yuguqinglanyouhui,zheizhengshiluzhentingzuixiangzhidaode「shenyexingzong」。guqinglanzailiyongwo,

tongshi,tayezaibeiluzhentingliyong。womenliang,douchengleluzhentingshouzhongdeqizi。「suoyi,nidangchujiejinwo,

doushiyanxi?」wokanzheta,xintoufanqiyizhenkuse。woyiweidemimiwencun,woyiweidebaiyibaishun,

doubuguoshitaweilewanchengrenwu,weilezaiwoshenshanghuoquqingbaoeryandeyichangxi。guqinglandeyanshenandanxialai,

tameiyoufouren。tazhishijinjinwozhuwodeshou,zhijianbingliangderangwogandaoyizhencitong。「zhuren,

woxuyaonindebangzhu。」tadeshengyinbiandeyichangjianding,「luzhentingzuijinzhuanyizichan,

shiyinweitareshangleyigegengdademafan。tabeihoudeshili,yuanbininxiangxiangdeyaofuza。

woxiangyaobaituotadekongzhi,danjinpingwoyirenzhili,genbenwufazuodao。」wokanzheta,xintoubaiweizachen。

woyiweizijizhaodaolexuanxiekou,zhaodaoleyigenengrangwozanshitaolilujiaqurudegangwan,quemeixiangdao,

zheigegangwanbenshenjiushiyigexianjing。wobeilujiadangzuofeiwu,beiluzhentingdangzuoqianzaideweixie,

xianzaiyoubeiguqinglangaozhi,wojuanruleyigegengdadexuanwo。woganjuezijixiangyigebeiwannongdetixianmuou,

suoyoudeqingxu,douzaizheiyikedadaoledingdian。fennu、quru、beiqipiandetongku,yiji,

duiweilaidemimanghekongju。wodeneixin,zaizheiyikezhiyouyigeniantou:wobixufanji。

wobunengzaizheiyangrenrenbaibu。guqinglankanzhewo,yanshenzhongchongmanlekenqiu:「zhuren,ninbixuxiangxinwo。

wojiejinnin,queshiyouluzhentingdemingling,danhoulai,wofaxianninbingfeitakouzhongneiyangyiwushichu。nindeyinren,

nindezhihui,dourangwogandaozhenhan。wo……woaishangninle。zheifenai,rangwowufazaijixuqipiannin。」

tadehuayudaizheyisizhandou,leishuizaitayankuangzhongdazhuan。wokanzheta,neixinzhengzha。tadeai,shizhendema?

haishitaweilelalongwo,erbianzhidelingyigehuangyan?wowufapanduan。dantajiexialaidehua,

querangwochedixianrulezhenjing。「zhuren,qishi,ninyeshibeiluzhentingmengpianle。」guqinglandeshengyinyadejidi,

fangfopabeisheitingdao,「nin,genbenbushilujiadeshangmennvxu。nindezhenshishenfen,shi……」

5.guqinglandehuajiaranerzhi,mishilixianruyipiansiji。wodehuxidoupingzhule,sisidingzheta,

dengdaitajiekaineigejingtianmimi。wodezhenshishenfen?wobushilujiadeshangmennvxu?zheizenmekeneng?

wonaohaizhongyipiankongbai,zhiyouwushugewenhaozaipanxuan。woderensheng,congwojishiqi,jiubei「lujiazhuixu」

zheisigezilaolaodingyi。「nidaodizaishuoshenme?」woshengyinshaya,daizheyisizhandou。

guqinglanyanzhongleiguangshanshuo,tashenxiyikouqi,xiangshixialemodadejuexin:「zhuren,nindefuqin,

shicengyuluzhentingzhengduoyunchengshangjiebazhudiweideqijiajiazhu,qitianming。」「qitianming?」womengdihoutuiyibu,

zhuangzaibinglengdeqiangbishang。zheigemingzi,duiwolaishuoshirucimosheng,queyoufangfodaizhemouzhongsumingdezhongliang。

wocongxiaojiuzhidaozijimeiyoufuqin,muqinzaiwohenxiaodeshihoujiuqushile。luzhentinggaosuwo,

woshitameimeideerzi,yinweifumushuangwang,caibeitashouyang,binganpaiworuzhuilujia。

「qitianmingzaiyicishangyejingzhengzhong,beiluzhentingshejixianhai,zuizhongdaozhiqijiapochan,qitianmingyeyincishizong。」

guqinglandeshengyindaizheyisibeifen,「ernin,zhengshiqitianmingdeduzi。luzhentingweilezhancaochugen,

jiangnincongqiangbaozhongtouzou,duiwaixuanchengninshiguer,bingkeyijiangninpeiyangchengyigehaowuzuoweidefeiwu,

rangninruzhuilujia,chengweitayongyuanzhangkongdeqizi。」wogandaoyizhentianxuandizhuan。suoyoudequru,suoyoudebugan,

suoyoudeyihuo,zaizheiyikedouyouledaan。wobushifeiwu,wotineiliutangzheqijiaxueye,

wobengaishiyunchengshangjiedexinxing,quebeiluzhentingshengshenggaixielemingyun。tabujinhuilewodejiazu,

haiyongzuicanrendefangshi,jiangwobianchengletashouzhongdewanwu。「weishenme?weishenmeniyaogaosuwozheixie?」

wokanzheguqinglan,xintoufanyongzhetaotiannuhuo。guqinglanyanshenfuza,tashenchushou,

qingfuwodelianjia:「yinweiwofuqin,dangnianyeshiqitianmingdezuobangyoubei。luzhentingxianhaiqitianmingshi,

wofuqinyebeiqianlian,zuizhongjiaporenwang。wobeiluzhentingshouyang,congxiaojiubeixunlianchengtadegongju,

weitazuojinzangshi。woyiweiwodemingyunjiushizheiyangle,zhidaowoyudaolenin。」

tayanzhongdeleishuizhongyuhualuo:「wokandaoninbeiluyaweixiuru,beilujiasuoyourendangzuofeiwu,

wofangfokandaolecengjingdeziji。wobuxiangzaibeiluzhentingkongzhi,woxiangyaobaochou,weiwodefuqin,

yeweinindejiazu。」wogandaoyigujudadeliliangzaitineijuexing。fennu,henyi,yiji,

yiguqiansuoweiyoudedouzhi。wobuzaishineigerenrenbaibudefeiwuzhuixu,woshiqizhou,qitianmingdeerzi。

「niyoushenmejihua?」wokanzheguqinglan,yanshenbiandejianding。guqinglancaquleishui,

yanshenhuifulebairidelengjingheruizhi:「luzhentingzuijinzhuanyizichan,zhengshiyinweitadangniandezuixingjijiangbailu。

qijiasuiranpochan,danqitianmingbingfeizhendeshizong,tazhishizaianzhongzhefu,dengdaifanjidejihui。

tayijingzhangwoleluzhentingdangnianxianhaiqijiadetiezheng,bingqie,tazhaodaoleluzhentingbeihoudeneigeshenmishili。」

「shenmishili?」wozhouqimeitou。「shide,」guqinglandiantou,「neigeshilibiluzhentingqiangdabaibei。

luzhentingzhishitamendeyigekuilei。qitianmingzhengzaizhunbeiyichangjingtianfanji,erwomen,jiushitazuizhongyaodeqizi。

」wozhongyumingbaileyiqie。yuanlai,woyizhiyiweide「feiwuzhuixu」shenghuo,buguoshiyichangjingxincehuadeqiju。