第1章成年人的崩溃,往往就是一瞬间

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buguozijishikefu,bukeyineimezuo。

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dianhualichuanlaidesangmengengdale。

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shuowan,shenhaoguaduanledianhua。

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jishubu、shichangbu、kefubu、caiwubudengyiyingjuquan,nianyingshouyeyouliangsanqianwan。

tajiushikefubudeyimingputongyuangong。

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“登登登……”

“shenhao,jinglirangniqutabangongshiyitang。”

zhengzaibimuxiuxini,yizhengaogenxiedeshengyinchuanlai,tongshixiaoliuneidiadiadeshengyinxiangqi,shenhaomengdizhengkaiyan。

“a,jinglizhaowo?xiaoliunizhidaotazhaowoyoushenmeshima?”

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“buzhidao,buguokanjinglineilianse,gujimeishenmehaoshi,nizuohaoxinlizhunbeiba。”

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zhanqishen,daqijingshenwangjinglibangongshizouqu。

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lingwai,xiaoliuyimiwudeshengao,tizhongyibaisanshiduojin,dayuanlianhongbitou,yishuangxiaoyanjingpingshijiuxiangzhengbukaiyiyang。

这……

queshibufuhezijideshenmeibiaozhun。

zijikebuxiangyinqitadewujie,suoyigancuibuyaojitarenhehuanxiangdejihui!

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zoujinjinglibangongshi,menshibankaizhede,shenhaoqiaoleliangxia,ranhoutuimenzoulejinqu。

“经理,您找我?”

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yuqiyanlidishuodao:“xiaoshena,nizenmegaode!ganggangyouyouwanjiatousuni,shuonitaidujiqielie,haizaidianhualimaren!kefugangweishouzedouwanglema,nishibushibuxiangganle?”

shenhaoyitingjiujile,lianmangfenbiandao:“jingli,wo……woyuanwanga。ganggangshineiweiwanjiayizhizaimaren,wogenbenmeiyoushuoyijuzanghua。”

jingliyagenbutingtabianjie,huihuishoubunaifandishuodao:“fanzhengwanjiashitousunile,neiweiwanjiakeshiajiyonghu,zaiwomenyouxiliyijingxiaofeileqibawan,mashangjiuyaoshengsjile!ganggangtatousushishuole,ruguobujitayigemanyidedafu,yihoujiuzaiyebuchongzhile。”

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xiaofeiguowan,jiushiajiyonghu,youxizhongyudaorenhewenti,doukeyizhijiedianhualianxikefu,erkefuyebixujinkuaijiyujiejue。

shenhaofuzede,jiushiajijiyixiayonghu。

xiaofeiguoshiwande,shisjiyonghu,neizhongwanjia,xiangshoudeshikefuyiduiyidevipdaiyu!

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tinglejinglidehua,shenhaoyakouwuyan,gongsidelinianjiushiwanjiazhishang。

dangran,zheilizhizhikejinwanjia。

“那……那我……”

“nishenmeni!zheigeyuejixiaojiangjinkoudiao,yihouyaoshizaiyouwanjiatousu,nijiudengzhegundanba!”jinglidengzheyanjingshuodao,younidelianshangweiweifanguang。

shenhaoyitingjiujile,gongsiweilenengshaojiyuangongjiaoshebaogongjijin,suoyizaihetongshangsuoyouyuangongdejibengongzidoushidangdizuidibiaozhun,liangqianerbaikuai。

ershengyudebufen,shiyijixiaojiangjindexingshilaifafangde,shenhaodejixiaojiangjinhaiyouliangqiansanni。

ruguobeiquanbukoudiaole,neizijizheigeyuegongzikoudiaoshebaogongjijinhou,daoshougujizhiyouyiqianqibale。

zaichuqubabaikuaidefangzu,yibaiduodejiaotongfei,shengxiadeqianchifandoukunnan。

“jingli,nitingwojieshia……”talianmangshuodao。

“woduinidejieshihaowuxingqu,chuqu,biedanwuwoshijianle!”jinglibunaifandishuodao,huilehuishou,xiangshizaigancangyingyiban。

“jingli,woxiangwenyixia,wodezhuangangshenqingpizhunlema?”shenhaomeiyoulikechuqu,ershijueqiangdizhanzaineili,jixuwendao。

jinglifanlefanyanpi,zaibangongzhuoshangfanlefan,zhaodaoyizhangshenqingshu,miaoleliangyanhou,ganjuehenhaoxiaodishuodao:“niyaozhuangangyunyingbumen?nidongshenmejiaoyunyingma?”

“wodong,jingongsikuaiyinian,woyizhizaixiangyunyingbudetongshimenqingjiao,wanshanghezhoumoyezaijianchizixue,xiaofeixinlixuezhileideshujiyedouyouzaikan。jingli,zuoyunyingshiwodelixiang,xiwangninengpizhun。”shenhaohuidadao。

“nizheishizailangfeiwodeshijiannidongma?shenmegoupilixiang,nidelixiangduiwolaishuoyiwenbuzhi,wogenbenjiubuguanxin!wozhizhidao,zaiyouwanjiatousuni,nijiusidingle!xianzai,jiwozhuanshen,chuqugongzuo!”

jinglishenshouzhizhebangongshimenkoufangxiang,nushengshuodao。

shenhaobishanglezui,daizhanleliangsanmiaohou,niutouzouchujinglibangongshi。

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youshirichangjiaban,dangshenhaotuozhepibeideshentizouchubangongloudating,jiakuaijiaobuganwanggongjiaochezhanshi,yijingwanshangshidianduole。

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“shifu……,dengdeng!dengdengwo……”

shenhaoqingjizhixia,biandashenghuhan,biankuangbenqilai。

haihaotajingchangpaobu,shentisuzhihaishikeyide,yizhenbaimichongcihou,zhongyukandaogongjiaochehuanhuantinglexialai。

qichuanyuyudilaidaochemenbian,lazhemenbashoudengshanglegongjiaoche。

zheishizuihouyibanche,cheneikongdangdangde,zhiyouyigenvhaizizuozaiqianpai,zhenghaoqidikanzheta。

shenhaochuanzhecuqi,mochushoujizhunbeisaoma,jieguoanlehaojibianshoujipingmu,pingmudoumeiyouliangqilai,yinggaishishoujimeidianzidongguanjile……

bashoujizhuanghuidouli,nachuqianbao,xiangyaozhaolingqianlaitoubi。

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“xiaohuozi,meiqiankezuobulechea。”gongjiaochesijiyanjingyuguangsaodaozheiyimu,kaiwanxiaodishuodao。

shenhaodunshiganjuehenjiongpo,“woshoujimeidianle,shenshangmeidailingqian……”

zheishi,pangbianshenguolaiyigebaijingdegebo,wangtoubixianglitouruliangmeiyingbi。

“wozheiyoulingqian,bangnitoule。”

shenhaojingyadiniutoukanqu,yuanlaishineiweinvhaizi。

“xiaohuozinikeyaoganxiezheiguniang,gangcaiyaobushitatixing,wodoumeizhuyidaonizaihoumianzhuicheni。nimenbailingshouruneimegao,ganbushanggongjiaochejiudachebei,nikannipaodeyishendahande,haha……”gongjiaochesijixiaodao。

shenhaokuxiaozheyaoleyaotou,zijineiweibodexinshui,kezhichengbuledacheneizhong“shechi”dexingwei。

tazuozainvhaiziduimiandekongweizishang,zheicaikanqingchunvhaizidexiangmao。

zheigenvhaizikanqilaiershilaisui,kanyizhedabanxiangshiyiweidaxuesheng,baisedechunmianyuanlingshan,lansedeniuziku,jiaoshangyishuangxiaobaixie,zhenggerenxiandehensujing。

baijingxiaoqiaodeliandanshang,heibaifenmingdedayanjingmingjingqingche,xiandehenyoulingxing。yitouximidetoufa,buzhangbuduan,ganggangchuidaobozichu,suizhegongjiaochedehuangdong,qingqingfeiwu。

“nihao,gangcaizhendeshiduokuinibangmangle,wokeyijiayixianideweixinma?”shenhaoweixiaozheduitashuodao。

nvhaiziyoudianerandikanxiangshenhao,meiyouhangsheng,sihubuzhidaogairuhehuiyingta。

shenhaolianmangjieshidao:“buyaowuhui,wozhishixiangbaganggangdechefeihaijini。”

“keshi……keshinishoujibushimeidianlema?”nvhaiziyanzhuyizhuan,sixiaofeixiaodikanzheta。

“wobaweixinhaoxiexialaijini,huozhenideweixinhaoxiejiwodoukeyi,dengyihuidaojiahou,wojiuzhuanzhangjini。zhuanwanhounijiukeyishanlewo,qingwubidayingwo。”shenhaochengkendishuodao,taidushifenrenzhen。

zheijiushinanrendezizunba,shenhaobuyunxuzijijieshoumoshengrendeenhui。

kenengshikanchuleshenhaodeyisi,nvhaizicongbeibaolitaochuyibenbianqianzhiheyizhiyuanzhubi,“shuashua”xiexiayigehaoma,dileguolai。

“na,zheishiwodeweixinhao,niyaoshiyidingyaohaiqiandehuajiujiawoba。qishinimeibiyaozheiyangde,chumenzaiwaisheihaibuhuiyudaokunnanni,qianyoubuduo,zhishijushouzhilaobale。”

“yidingyaohaide,”shenhaoxiaolexiao,jiandingdishuodao。

tajieguobianqianzhi,renzhendizhedieqilai,zhuangjinqianbao。

chexiangneichenmoxialai,zhiyoucheneiguangbochuanlaideyizhengesheng。

“wocengbeiwushudelengfengchuitouwoxiongkou,

wocengbeiyaoyuandemengbizhewoyangwangxingkong,

wocengbeiwushudechaofengrangwofangqiwodeyinlemeng,

wocengbeiwushudehuangtuyanmeiwodepengpaixiongyong

……”

lvexianaishangdegeci,zaigebilaofanshayadesangyinyinchangzhixia,gengxianbeishang。

shenhaolianseyoudianandan,tayijingxianrulegeshengzhong。

gequdaoleweisheng,yigechongmancixingdewenrounvshengchuanlai。

“hai,moshengren,nijintianguodehaoma?zheimewanhaizaitingge,niyidinghenjimoba……”

xianzaishixiatian,gongjiaocheneidelengqikaidehenzu。

shenhaoturanganjueshentihenleng,youdiankongzhibuzhudiweiweifadou,tasuoqileshenti,yizhinulitingzhideyaoganyewanlexialai。

自己今天过得好吗?

baitianfashengdeyiqie,rutonghuandengpianyiyangzainaohaizhongshanguo。

“niyigechoukefu,yigeyuezhengjigepoqian,pingshenmerangyeduinikeqi!”

“zhengtianhaineimeqinggao,zhuangjisheikanni!”

“woduinidejieshihaowuxingqu!”

“shenmegoupilixiang,nidelixiangduiwolaishuoyiwenbuzhi,wogenbenjiubuguanxin!”

wanjiade、xiaoliude、jinglideshengyinyezainaohaizhongxiangqi。

turanjian,shenhaoleishuimanmian。

tabuzhidaozijiweishenmehuiku,nulixiangkongzhiyanlei,queshitulao。

congdongshiqi,tahaoxiangconglaimeiyoukuguo,yuanyiweizijizairenheqingkuangxiadoubuhuiliulei,danshijintian,takongzhibuzhuzijile。

chengnianrendebenkui,wangwangjiushiyishunjian……