第4章 你居然把他睡了!

“你真没眼光!”

xuehuangshenshoufenfendao,“laozishigangpoqiaocaizheifumoyang,niyihouhaohaoyanghuowo,duojiwonongdianhaochide,dengwozhangda,jiunengkandaowowanminjingyang、zhenjingtianxiadezhenrongle。”

wanminjingyang,zhenjingtianxia……

这货倒是很会自吹。

junshiyuebujinfanlegebaiyan:“tingnizheiyisi,haosiwoyinggaiyanghuoni——danqingwen,zheiduiwoyoushenmehaochuma?”

“zhenshigonglidenvren……”

xuehuangshenshoumoyadao:“nifangxin,wobuhuibaichibaizhude。laozilinglihaohan,suibianfennidian,baonizaixuanyuandaluhengzhezou!”

“zhende?”junshiyueyanjingyiliang。

tasuiyouwugong,quemeilinggen,wufaxiuxing。zaizheigepinlinglifangguangbodeshijieli,zaowanhuichikui。ruoshixuehuangshenshounengtigonglingli,daoshiwanmeidebuquanlezheigeduanban……

“dangran!”xuehuangdao,“jutideyihouzaishuo,dangwuzhijishiganjintaopao!nishuiledishijia,zaibupao,dengzhesiqiaoqiao?”

“帝释迦?”

“jiushiniganggangshuidezheigenanren,shenglinggongzhizhu。”

xuehuangyanxiayikouqi,hentiebuchenggangdemadao:“fangcaitazaiwujin**zhongdujie,yuanbenyitadexinxingxiuwei,nengzai**zhongjianchizhu,tianliangbiankegongcheng。sheizhiniquechonglejinqu,bataji……nizheibushizuosima?”

xuehuangyueshuoyuefennu,maodouzhaleqilai:“nihaitadujiebuchenggongkuiyikui,dengtaxingguolaidaizhuni,nihuisidehencan!”

zheixia,junshiyuechedimingbaile。

yuanlaizheijuesemeinangenbenbushizaiwanzifen,ershizaihenrenzhendedujie!

jieguoquebeita……buxiaoxindaraole……

xuehuangzaiyipangcuicu:“huitianyuechengdelujiuzainizuobian,kuaipaoqilaiba!”

“dengdeng,”junshiyuerenbuzhudao:“niganggangbushishuo,nilinglihaohan,keyibaowohengzhezou……ruci,wohaixuyaotaopao?”

雪皇神兽:“额。”

xiayimiao,tawanquanzhamaole,zhandouzhehoudao:“buzhitiangaodihoudenvren!woshishuoguokeyizhaozheni,danniyebukankannidezuideshishei……dishijia,neishidishijia!nizhidaotaxiuweiduokongbuma?nizhidaotaxingqingduoaojiaoguiyima?zhenggexuanyuandalumeirenganpengtayixia,keshinijuranbatashuile!shuile!xianzainihaizhiwanglaozibangniduifuta……baoqian,laozijujue!laozihaixiangpinganzhangdani!suoyichenzhetahaimeixing,qingmaikainidetui,kaishitaopao。”

tadehuahaimeishuowan,junshiyueyijingkaishipaole。

zheijiahuohoulezheimeduo,yisibuguoyige——tawanquanbushidishijiadeduishou。

yitaduidishijiadezhijue,zheinanrenyedequekepadechaohuxiangxiang,zijiquepohuailetadedujiedaji……

ruotazhuijiu,haowulinglideta,genbenwulihaishou!

打不过,自然要跑。

shenyingshundong,qingkejianjunshiyueyibenchushushili。tayongdeshiqianshijiulianchengdeshenxingtianfengbu,keyinniqixi,shunjianyidong。

xuehuangjianzhuang,laohuaishenwei,“xiaoyatoukeyia,zheibupaodetingliu。”

junshiyueyilianheixian:“nigehualao,haizichuishishenshouni,jieguojiandaodishijiajiupachengzheiyang,chulecuiwotaopao,jianzhihaowuyongchu……”

“nijuedelaozimeiyong?gaosuni,laozishentongguangda,zheishishangderenlaozidoubufangzaiyanli。zhisuoyibuxiangreneidishijia,shiyuanyinde。”

xuehuangyadishengyindao:“yinweidishijiata,kenengbushiren。”