【脑子寄存处】
zunjingdeduzhepengyoumen，zheishiyipiananlianchengzhendexiaotianwen，butiannidawo
duiwenzhangbijiaojiaozhendebaozimen，keyixianbanaozijicuncichu。
xiwangciwendebaozimenkeyitichubaoguideyijian
bijiaoxihuanshenmeleixingdexiaoshuokeyitaoluntaolun
wenzhangneirongruyouqiaohechunshuqiaohe，buyaotaijiaozhen
xiwangciwendebaozimenhaiqingduoduozhichi。
前面可能会有些无趣
baozimenxianbuyaofangqi，wanghoukan，yuekanyuejingcai，suoyoudejingcaizhichudouzaihoumian
爱你们呦！比心心
第一章
“baobei，jintianwodainiquge**dedifang，daolenijiuzhidaole。”
“mingtianjiuyaokaixuele，zanmenhuiquba。”
“huiquganma，zoula，linchuwanbeiguxilazhejinleyijiagaodangktv。”
guxihaohengdeduijinglishuo，“banimenzheizuihaodenanmodoujiwojiaoshanglai。”
guxidaizhelinchuwanjinlebaoxiang，nanmosuizhejinglijinrubaoxiang。
meiyigenanmodeshencaidouchaobang，bakuaifuji，kandelianggerenkoushuidoukuailiuchulaile
guxibaibaishou，“douguolai，peiwomenhejiu。”
这边还没尽兴
turanjinlaiyipixunlianyousudeheiyiren。
suihouzoujinlaiyigeshencaigaodadenanren，duizheguxishuo，“sheijinidedanzilaizheizhongdifangde？”
zheirenjiushirenjiazhangquanren—renmingxuan
guxikandaolairen，“xiaojiujiunizenmezaizhei，nibushizaiguowai？”
meidengguxishuowan，jiubeirenmingxuanjiuzheerduorengjileshouxia
renmingxuanxiazhangdeyanmouweimizhekanzhelinchuwan
linchuwanqienuodekanzherenmingxuan，hanlesheng：“xiaojiujiu”
renmingxuanyiweishenzhangdeshuodao：“xiaochuwan，zheimejiumeijianle，nikeshijiwoleyigehendadejingxiya！
zheidoushigensheixuede，haidiannanmo，mofuji？”ng？
“nibuzhidaolaizheilihenweixian？”
“yihoubuxugenzheguxihunao。”
“走，送你回家。”
linchuwandizhetougenzherenmingxuanwangwaizou，dizhetoudoubugankanrenmingxuan
renmingxuandaizhelinchuwanshangleche，wendao：“xianzainiandasanleba，zaihuaqingdaxuexuedenagezhuanye。”
linchuwandizhetouxiaoshengshuodao：“faxuexi”
ng，linchuwanjiukanrenmingxuanhoujieshangxiagundongleyixia，congsangzilifachuleyigeyinjie
renmingxuanbatasongdaozhudedifang，jiuzoule
linchuwanniantoudanaodehuidaoleyeyenainaidejia
linchuwanbujinxiangdaozijideshenshi
benyingruwenshilibeihehudehuaduoban，zaiyigechongmanaiyuwennuandejiatingzhongkuailechengzhang。
tachushengdeshihou，neixiaoxiaodebingfangli，benyangyizhexinshengmingjianglindexiyue。
raner，chuantongdezhongnanqingnvsixiangjiuxiangyikeduliu，zaifuqindexindiqiaoranzisheng。
dangdezhiqizishengxiadeshigenvhaizihou。
tadelianseshunjianyinchenlexialai。congneizhihou，jialidefenweibianjizhuanzhixia。
fuqinkaishibiandexujiu，changchanghedemingdingdazuicaihuijia。
meiyicihezui，tajiuxiangbianleyigerenside，jiangxinzhongdebumanheyuanqiquandoufaxiezaimuqinshenshang。
neishihoudeta，bumingbaiweishenmefuqinhuibianchengzheiyang，zhizhidaozijidejiabuzaixiangyiqianneiyangwenxinle。
10suineinian，zheigeposuidejiatingzhongyuzoudaolejintou。
fuqinbalinchuwanrengjilenianmaideyeyenainai，fangfotamenyuzijihaowuguanxiyiban，yiranjuerandixuanzelelihun。
lihunzhihou，fuqinhemuqingezikaishilexindeshenghuo。
tamenjiuxiangliangtiaofendaoyangbiaodepingxingxian，zaigeziderenshengdaolushangxunzhaosuoweide“xingfu”。
fuqinhenkuaijiuzujianlexindejiating，muqinyeyoulezijidexinshenghuo，gezixingfu
erlinchuwan，jiuxiangbeiyiwangzaijiaoluolidehaizi。chuzhongzhiqiandeneixienian，zhishiyeyenainaineichongmanxintengqueyoulvexianwulideguanhuai。
tachangchangzaixiang，zijishibushizhendeneimebuzhaorenxihuan，weishenmefumukeyirucihenxin，batayigerendiuzaizheili。
zaixuexiaoli，biedetongxuedouyoufumujiesong，tanlunzhezhoumohejiarenyiqiqulenaliwan
erlinchuwanzhinengmomoditingzhe，ranhouzhuanshenlikai，qiangrenzheyanzhongdeleishui。
tadetongnian，jiuzheiyangzaiguduhebeiyiwangzhongduguo。
gengbeicuideshiyeyenainaizaitashanggaozhongdeshihouqushile，zhihoujiushengxialinchuwanyigerenshenghuo
xinghaoyeyenainaidefangziliujileta，buranzhendeyaowujiakeguile
zhidaoyudaoguxi，caiganjuedaolewennuan，shiguxiwennuanletazheikegududexin。
conghuiyililahuixianshi，linchuwanpaidazhezijidelian
linchuwan，neidoushiguoqushile，xianzaizijiyeyouhaopengyou，yeyoubeiaideziben，zijihenxingfu，huiyuelaiyuehao。
diertian，linchuwanbeinaozhongchaoxing
congchuangshangzuoqishen，naqishouji
jiguxidalegedianhua，guxijietinghoudao：“zuotianxiaojiujiumeizenmeniba，nixianzaizainalile，daoxuexiaolema？”
“xiaojiujiudaoshimeiweinanwo，kenengshiyinweijintiankaixuedeyuanyinba。”
“woxiaojiujiuyijingbawosongdaoxuexiaole，potianhuangde5dianya，wohaimeishuixing，jiubawolaoleqilai。”
linchuwantingdaoguxiyidaoxuexiao“nishaodengwohui，woyeshoushiyixia，quxuexiao。”
qichuangzhenglixinglixiang，bazijisuoxudeyongpinquanbuzhenglijinqu，lazhexinglixiangzhaoleyiliangchuzuchechufaquxuexiao
linchuwanzuozaihouzuo，muguangtouguochechuang，kanzhechuangwaibuduanbianhuandejiejing，xinzhongmanshiduixuexiaoshenghuodeqidai。
chuzuchezaidaolushangjichi，kanzheyantudefengjing，xinqinghaolehenduo
henkuaijiudaolexuexiaomenkou。linchuwanfuleqian，lazhexinglixiangxialeche。
tashenxiyikouqi，taitoukanzhekanzhezijisiniandaxuedegaodengxuefu，xinzhongyongqiyigumomingdejidong。
kandaoguxichuanzheyijianheisedelianmaoweiyi，dapeizheyitiaolansedeniuziku，jiaodengyishuangbaisedeyundongxie，zhenggerenxiandeyingzisashuang。
tazhenghuiwuzheshoubei，duizhelinchuwandashenghuhan：“wanwan，wozaizhei，wozaizhei！”
linchuwandeyanjingshunjianliangleqilai，lazhexingli，jiaobufeikuaidichaozheguxipaoqu。
“xixi！”linchuwanyibianpao，yibiandashenghuhanzheguxidemingzi。
tadeshengyinlichongmanlexiyuehejidong。
linchuwanjiupaodaoleguxidegenqian。
tahaobuyouyudidiuxiashouzhongdexingli，lazhezheigekusadenvhai，“zuokankanyoukankan，nimeishiba。”
guxibaozhelinchuwanshuodao：“fangxinba”
lianggerenjiuzheiyangjinjinxiangyong，fangfoshijiandouzaizheiyikejingzhile。
“wanwan，nizhongyulaile！”guxizailinchuwandeerbianqingshengshuodao。
linchuwanbaozheguxishuodao：“zuotiantaijingxianle，yihoukebiezaiqule”
lianggerenbaolexujiu，caihuanhuanfenkai。
guxikanzhelinchuwan，xiaozheshuodao：“meishier，yihouyouqita**deshiqingwozaizainiqu
linchuwanyexiaozhehuiying：“nie，yaobunixiaojiujiuguannineimeyange
wokan5dianjiubawojiaoleqilai，zheijiushiduiwochengfa，guxiyilianbugaoxingdebaoyuan。
linchuwantingdaozhei，zuoqiaoqiaoyoukankan，bujiasikaodeshuo
nixiaojiujiuyetaiguofenleba，jingranrangwomenjiaxixibaobeishaoshuilejigexiaoshidemeirongjue，zhendeshitaiguofenle
guxixiaoxixideshuo，kebushi，buguo，wanwan，nizaikanshenmeni？
linchuwanyilianjiongpo，meikanshenmeya！
nishibushizaizhaowoxiaojiujiuya，tasongwohoujiuzoule，shuoshigongsiyoushiyaochuli，guxishuo
xinghaonixiaojiujiuzoule，buranniyouyaodaomeile
wotinghaipawoxiaojiujiude，danshiyounizaidehua，tahaibuzenmechaowo
linchuwanxiaozheshuodao：“neiwobaohuni”
lianggerenshuoshuoxiaoxiaodelazhexinglixiangwangsushezou
yangguangsazaitamenshenshang，yingchuleliangdaozhangzhangdeyingzi。
xuexiaodedamenzhengduizheyitiaokuanchangdemalu，chelaichewang，renaofeifan。
erjiuzaixuexiaoduimiandelubian，wenwenditingzheyiliangzaoxingjiweikuxuandeheisebaoshijie。
ercishi，jiuzaineiliangheisebaoshijieli，zhengjingjingdizuozhetamentanlundenanren——renmingxuan。
tashenzitingbadikaozaijiashizuoshang，yizhishousuiyididazaichechuangshang，lingyizhishouzeqingqingzhuandongzhefangxiangpan。
taneishensuideyanmouyouruyekongzhongzuicuicandexingchen，sanfazheyizhongdutedemeili；
gaotingdebiliangxia，shiyizhangxiantiaoyoumeidezuichun，cikezhengweiweiminzhe，touluchuyizhonglengjundeqizhi。
taneiyitouwuheideduanfazhengqierliluo，gengzengtianlejifenchengshunanrendemeili。
tashenzheyitaojiancaiheshendeheisexizhuang，jiangtaneiwanmeideshencaichentuodegengjiatingbashuaiqi。
tadeshenshangfangfozidaiyizhongqiangdadeqichang，rangrenbuyouzizhudiweizhiqingdao。
renmingxuanneishensuideyanshenzhong，zhengkanzhezairenqunzhongdanaodelianggexiaoguniang。
qizhongyigechuanzhefensedelianyiqun，taxiaozhezhuizhuzhelingyigeduanfadexiaoguniang，
renmingxuankanzheta，shouzhiqiaodazhechechuang，yihoudekandejindian，biebeidaihuaile