第二章 创造101与真正男子汉

tazouguo,shenhoujingenzhedechenglanghaoqidepiaoyiyanbeizijialaobanzhuaqilaikanlexujiudebaomingbiao。zaikanqingneigemingzizhihou,chenglangtuiyiruan,youlimachaozhezhoumokanqu。

haihao,laobanshenmedouwangle。

chenglangnabaomingbiaodeshouweiweizhandou,dingzhebaomingbiaoshangdezhaopianzixiduanxianghaojiu,caizhongyuqueding——zheijiushineigecengjingbalaobangaoderenburen、guibuguideneigelinyiran!

tajianduanfale?haibanchengnanren?xianghunzailaobanshenbianzuobaobiao?kedangshibushitayizhixiangyaolikailaobandeme?

chenglangyaxiaxinzhongdehuaiyi,toutoubazheifenziliaopaizhao。zhidaozhoumozaidujiaota,tacaihuiguoshenlai,genshangzhoumodejiaobu。

laobanshizhoujiadeershaoye,yinweixihuanpaixicairuleyulequan。sannianqian,neijianshiguohou,laobanshenbiandesuoyouzhuli、jinglirendouhuanlegebian,weiyoutahailiuxialaobanshenbian,shiweiyidelaoren。jiuqiyuanyin,haishiyinweitaduilaobanzuizhongcheng。

chenglangkanzhechelibimuyangshendelaoban,xinlibieleyidaduidehuaquewucongtiqi。

ranglinyiranjixuchuxianzailaobanshenbiandaodihaohaishibuhao,shiguanzhongda,chenglangbuganzijijueding。

yushi,chenzhelaobanbuzhuyi,chenglangqiaoqiaodebapaidezhaopianfajizhoujiataitai,bingrushihuibao。

zhoutaitaideshoujidangjibiandiaodaolehuayuandecaopingshang。

“zenmele?”yipangkanbaodezhouweidefulefuyanjing:“duodanianjilehaiyijingyizhade。”

zhoutaitaicongxiarenshouzhongjieguoshouji,haishixinhuanghuang:“laogong,chenglangneihaizishuolinyiranyouchuxianle。”

“linyiran?”liangbinweibaidezhouweidehuanmancongjiyizhongbazheigemingzichouquchu,xinqingfuza:“ermoneixiaozishenmefanying?”

“meiyoufanying。kanlaishizhendebujidele。”zhoutaitairouroumeixin:“zaoniee……”

tahaijidezijidiyicijianlinyiranhezuihouyicijianneiyatoudeyangzi,zuichushiyigeguaiguaiqiaoqiaodexiaoguniang,yikanjiushizaiwenshilijingxinyangqilaidejiaohua,duozaiermoshenhou,luchuyishuangxiaolubandeyanjing,qieshengshengdidazhaohu“ayihao。”

zuihouzheiduojiaohuahuasekuhuang,dunzaijiaoluolikuwei。tashuangyanshiquguangcai,yangzhetouyanyanyixidikenqiu:“ayi,qiuqiunifanglewoba……wobaozheng,yihoujueduibuchuxianzaiamoyanqian。”

yankanerzizoushangyitiaobuguilu,zhoutaitaibunengzuoshibuli。neitian,tazuozhujilelinyiranziyou。quemeixiangdao,huilaihouzhaobudaorendeerzichedifengle。tahaichuanzhechuxihuodongdeneitaogaodingxizhuang,xuehongzheyan,siyazhezhuiwen:“aranni?wodearanni!?”

jitianshijian,ermodoubazijimaizaineijianfengbidefangjianli,buchibuhe,butongwaijiejiechu。ruofeijialirenqiangxingbizhe,zhoutaitaihuaiyitahuibazijihuoshengshengesi。

zheiyangguoqulehaojigeyue,ermocaizhongyuzailinyiranxiaoshihouduitashuochudiyijuhua:“wohuibatawangdiao,chediwangdiao!”

mingmingshineimejueqingdehua,taqueshuozheshuozhekulechulai。

zhoutaitaikandexinrudaoge。

liangzhouhou,ermozhongyumaichuleneishanmen。yebuzhidaotadaodiyongleshenmefangfa,caibalinyiranneiyatoucongjiyilimoqu。

zuichu,zhoutaitaihaidanxintazhishizaiqiangrenzheshangtong,houlaicaifaxian,ermotashizhendebujidelinyiranle。taduilinyirandeganqingyihuoshiqitashenmedongxi,yitongmaizangzaineigefangjian。

zouchulaideyiban,zhengchangdechifan、shuijue、paixi,shenzhibizhiqiangengrenzhen,zaojiulerujindejianayingdi。zhishicongciyihou,neigereqingkailangdeshaonianyebianzhihuozaitamendejiyili。

zhoutaitaishuobushangshixianzaideermohao,haishizhiqiandeermohao。tazhizhidao,linyiranzheiyatoudechuxianshibihuirangtamenjiapingjingdeshenghuozaiduxianqibolan。

tayouyuzhe:“laogong,yaobuwomenhaishibalinyirandemingdanjiyaxiaquba?”

zhouweidebijingjinglidebijiaoduole,buxianbudandao:“tamennianqingrendeshi,nixiacaoshenmexin?”

zhoutaitaiwaitou:“ng?”

zhouweidelijizhuanbiankouwen:“woshishuotamendeshiqingrangtamenzijijiejuejiuxingle,zanmenxiangshouzanmende。nixihuandeneigepaizihaoxiangchulexinkuan,ninkanshizanzijiquguanghaishizhijieyoujidaojia?”

zhoutaitaiyanlifanguang:“fuwoqilai!”

……yushi,chenmiyumaimaimaidezhoutaitaiguoduanpaoqilezijideerzi。

——danzhoutaitaibingmeiyoubeierzipaoqi。zaiguanggaidelushang,zhoutaitaijiedaoleerzideshipindianhua。yidiankai,jiushierzineizhangfangdadechoulian,rangrenkandexinsaisai。

zhoutaitaibuyounuoyuanleshouji,xiaomimiwendao:“guaiermo,shenmeshiya?”

zhoumoyikanbeijingjiuzhidaozheigebukaopudelaomazaiganshenme,tazhoumei:“ma,wokanniguangjiehaiquejigelinbaode。”

doushilaohuli,zhoutaitaiyitingjiuzhidaotaxiangshuoshenme,limajingtidao:“buque!mabuque!erzi,daoshinihaiquejigebaobiao。”

zhoumotangzaishatanyishang:“gongsianpaidedouyou,yongbuzhejialicaoxin。”

zhoutaitai:“neinengyiyangma?nixianzaikeshijianayingdile,neixiegebaobiaozenmenengxing?qimadeshitezhongshenfenchushendehaoba?erzinifangxin,mazheihuicengcengxuanba,jueduicong101gerenlimianjinitiaochuzuiheshizuishunxindebaobiao!”

zhoumoguiyidechenmolehuier,wen:“manizuijinshibushikanle《chuangzao101》?”

zhoutaitai:“……biewen。”

zhoumorouroumeixin,dongle。tamajiushixiande。

taminleyikouguozhi,shuo:“yebushibuxing,danshiwodebaobiaowoyaozijixuan。”

henmingxian,shipinlizhoutaitaineizhangliankualexiaqu,tashuo:“guaimobao……”

zhoumomianwubiaoqing:“meideshangliang。”

zhoutaitaizaixuanxiuyouxidelequheerzidebaobiaoshiyezhongjiujieleyizhen,zuizhonghaishituoxiele:“haoba。danermo,nixuanrenzonggaiyougexuanzebiaozhunba?birurangtamenzhanshishenmede。daoshihounengbunengjimazhibo,mayexiangkan。”

周墨:“……行。”

zhoumorengxiashouji,qieyidixiyikouguozhi,bingchouhuazheba《chuangzao101》biancheng《zhenzhengnanzihan》。