xuexiaojiaoxuelou，caochang，lanqiuchang……xuexiaodegegejiaoluo，dajiayilunfenfen。
“ei，nizhibuzhidaoneigeshei，yebuzhidaozouleshenmetaohuayun，lianxiaohuayeyaogentagaobaile！”
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……
“dingdongdingdong……dingdongdingdong……”
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“beilvle，zheisheirendelea！”
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“kebushima，huojiadashaotamenkebuhaorea。”
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“……”
duizhizhongdehuojiadashaoyixingrenmeiyoutuirangdeyisi。
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“如果我不呢？”
benlailingdongyuanduiyuxiaohuadegaobaishichiyouwusuoweidetaidu，jubujujuedouwusuowei。
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“那你试试看！！”
lingdongyuandandingdizhanzaiyuandi，kanzheyanqianzheijinudehuojiadashao，haobushuqichang。
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zheihuigengshibalingdongyuanhendeyaoyaqiechi。
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“……”
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“他妈的！！！”
jianlingdongyuanduizijiyidianmianzidoubuji，huojiadashaojianzhibunengzairenxiaqu。
shenchuquantoujiuchaozheibiandaguolai！
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huojiadashaodunshigandaogeboyizhentengtong！