“不好！”
furenxindaoyisheng，meiyoubandianyouyuzhuanshenjiuyaopao。
danlinghuchongqihuijitazheigejihui，taishouyipai，yiguziseqijingshunjiantuoshouerchuyinzailefurenshenshang，jiangtahongfeichuqu，jianglianzhehouchudeqiangdoujizachuyigerenxingkulonglai。
zaociyiji，furennahaiyouhuomingdejihui？
“媳妇！”
houchuzhizhong，cuguangnanzixianglianzhesuishizaluozaidishangdefurenfeikuaipaoleguoqu，manlianbeitong。
“zeze，zhenshiganrenni！”zheishi，linghuchongdandanzoujinlehouchu。
raner，wangzhehouchuzhongzhuoanshangbeikaitangpodudecanzhi，yigubushiganconglinghuchongyanzhongzhuanshunjishi，kanxiangcuguangnanzideyanshenzhongshayigengshen。
guoranrutasuoliao，waimenzhuozishangdenashishenmeniurou，fenmingjiushirenrou！
zhenshidiyukongdangdang，emozairenjian！
taxianzaizhihouhuirangneifurensidetaiguotongkuai，bianyileta！
xiangdaozheili，linghuchongjiangmuguangfangzailecuguangzhongnianshenshang，lengxiaodao:“yeba，nizheimeainiqizi，neiniqizimeiyouchengshoudetongku，jiuyouniyirenquanbuchengdanleba。”
zheishi，tongkubuyidecuguangzhongnianyefanyingguolai，xianzaibushikudeshihou，dangjizhanqishen，congyipangdezhuoanshangqulaiyibashazhudao。
tajinjinwozhedaobing，daojianchaoxianglinghuchong，shuangmuxuehong，shengyinfazhan:“suiranshiwomenbuduizaixian，dannimenyemeiyoushenmesunshi，erqieniyijingshalewodeqizi，nandaohaiyaoganjinshajue！”
linghuchongdejiaobuyijiumeiyoutingxialaideyisi，lengxiaodao:“bushiwomenmeiyousunshi，ershijiupingnimenfuqizheidianweiruodeshouduan，duiwomenzaochengbulesunshi。”
shuodaozheili，linghuchongyijinglaidaocuguangzhongnianshenqian。
houzheyanjianlinghuchonghaishibukenfangguota，dunshinucongxinzhongqi，exiangdanbiansheng，wojindaobingjiuchaolinghuchongbojingkanleguoqu。
ranerxiayike，houchuzhongturanxiangqikacadeshengyin。
yuanlaishilinghuchongnieduanleletadeshouwan！
cuguangzhongnian“a”decanjiaoyisheng，wojindaodeshouwandunshiruanmianmiandexiangxiachui，shazhudaoyediaoluozailedishang。
砰！
suihou，linghuchongyoushiyijiaochuaixiangcuguangzhongniandexinwozi，bingqielidaokongzhidehenhao，quebaotasibule，suihouyoujianqiledishangdeshazhudao，yibubutangzaidishangdongdanbudedehouzhezouleguoqu。
laidaocuguangzhongnianshenqian，linghuchongwanxiayaojitakanlekanzheibashazhudao，dandandao：“niyongzheibadaobuzhihaileduoshaoxingming，jintianwoyongtazhongjieni，niyinggaimeiyouyijianba？”
cuguangzhongnianyanzhongmanshikongju，jiulianshenshangchuanlaidejutongdoubeitayalexiaqu，tafengkuangdeqiuraodao:“zheiweidaye，xiaorencuole，shixiaorenyouyanbushitaishan，haiqingdayenindafacibeifanglexiaorenzheici，xiaorenyihoubidinggaiguozixin，zhongxinzuoren！”
ranerlinghuchongxiayikejiuzhaozhunjihui，duizhuntadezuibajiushiyidao，xueletadeshetou。
cuguangzhongniantongdexiangyaodashengjiaohuan，quelianshengyindoufabuchulai。
danlinghuchongkanzhetaluchudetongkubiaoqing，lianshangqueshiliuluchubinglengdexiaoyi。
“fangxin，wobuhuirangnizheimerongyijiusiqude！”
“tongkuaidesiwangbushinideguisu，tongkudehuozheganshoushengmingzhujianliushicaishinidediyu！”
cuguangzhongniantongkongshunjianfangda，yanzhongsiyouwujinkongju！
……
“哎哟～”
“头好痛！”
qingchen，yuelingshanzhengkaiyan，zhiganjuetouhunnaozhang，tongkubuyi，zuilidunangdao:
“咦，天亮了！”
zheishi，shixiongshuxideshengyinturancongtaerbianxiangqi，wenredeqixichupengdaotadeerchui，yangyangde。
zheixia，yuelingshanchediqingxingleguolai，kanleyansizhoudehuanjing，dashixiongqizhebaima，erzijizeshikaozaidashixionghuaili。
“aiyadashixiong，womenbushizaijiudianchifanma，zenmebuzaijiudianlixiuxi。”
yuelingshanganshouzheshenhouwennuandehuaibao，qiangyaxiaxinlidehaixiuhaoqidao。
ranerdangtashuowandeshihou，linghuchongquetaishouzaitadenaodaishangqiaoleyixia。
“bendan，neishiyijiaheidian，yejiunipidianpidiandepaoguoquyouyaochiyouyaozhude，yaomeiyouwo，nidoubeirenzuochengneiyipanhongshaoniuroule。”linghuchongmeihaoqidedao。
“啊，红烧牛肉！”
“nei……neizuotianwanshangneiyipanhongshaoniurounandaoshi……”
“哕！”
xiangdaozheili，yuelingshanturanyizhenfanwei，yishiqingxingzijimeichi，ershifennuneiduifuqidexiongcandaidu。
“shixiong，zheizhonghuaidanbixushale！”
“fangxinba，dousiwanle，jiulianpuzidoubeiwoyibahuoshaole，haiyouniyihouduozhanggexinyanba，bienatianbeirenmailedoubuzhidao。”linghuchongxunchidao。
danshiyuelingshanquexixiyixiao，enadeshenquxianghouyidao，shuodao:“woyoudashixiongzai，caibuhuibeirenmaini！”
linghuchongwunaiyixiao，danzheijuhuatameiyoufanbo。
meicuo，youtazai，zirannenghuyuelingshanyishizhouquan！
youguoledabangeyue，linghuchongheyuelingshanzongsuangandaolefuweibiaoju。
fuweibiaojulinjiazaifuzhouneiyeshixiangdangdangdejiazu，yincilinghuchongheyuelingshanzhishishaojiadating，jiudatandaolelinjiadeweizhi。
buyihui，liangrenbianlaidaolelinjiadefudi。
ruoshifangzaipingshi，linjiamenqianjueduishicheshuimalongbanchangjing，danziconglinzhennanduzilinpingzhiwushaleyucanghaideerzizhihou，zhenggefuzhoudijiehelinjiajiaohaodeneixieshilijiubiandechenmolexialai，zaiyebugantarulinjia，jiushishengpabeilinjiaboji。
bijing，qingchengpaifangzaijianghushangsuibushiyiliudapai，danzaierliushilizhizhongqueshizuidingjiandecunzai，zuozhenshudi，youshubainiandelishi。
youqishidangdaizhangmenrenyucanghai，taderenpinzanqiebuqushuo，danshiliquezheshibudi，biqiwuyuejianpaizhangmenyebuguolvexunyichoubale。
zhaoredaozheibanrenwu，sheihaiganjiejinlinjia？
zheiyedaozhizheixieriziyilai，linjiamenqianmenkeluoque，fuweibiaojuzhineirenxinhuanghuang，shengpanayitianyucanghaijiudairenshaleguolai。
“dashixiong，zanmenzhongyudaole！”
yuelingshankanzheyuanchufudishangfangmenmeishanglongfeifengwudelinfuerzi，lianshangxibushengshou。
shigedabangeyue，tahedashixiongzongsuangandaofuweibiaojule。
zheiyilushang，kebataleihuaile，yuanbenyishenfenyi，zhuangrongjingzhi，danjinyigeyuefengcanlusuxialai，rangtashenshangpingkongduolejifenfengchenpupuzhigan，taganjuezijidoukuaichengchouxiaoyale。
buguozheijinyigeyuexialaizijiyebingfeiyiwusuohuo，qimabiqiyiqianchengzhanglexuduo，duidashixiongyeyuefachongbaiqilai。
zheiyilushang，tacaifaxian，dashixiongzheizhenshiwusuobuneng。
管吃管喝还管杀人！
没他不会的！
“xiaoshimei，shangquqiaomen！”
linghuchongcongmashangfanlexialai，zhaohudao。
“嗯嗯！”
meidenglinghuchonghuayinluodi，yuelingshanyeconghongsexiaomajushangfanxialai，shangqianqiaoxianglelinjiadamen。
咚咚咚！