第2章女顾问
xiaojiaocheduihuangniucunlaishuo，haishihenxiqide。
hongsedebiekejiaocheli，nvsijihedeliansecanbai，tayigejingdecaizheyoumen，keshichezideqianlunyuexianyueshen。
“aiaiai，nibiecaiyoumenle！”chenyangzouguolai，wuyudeshuo，“zheidiruan，niyuecaiyoumenyuewangxiaxian。”
suyajinghuangdekanzhechenyang，“neizenmeban？”
tachushenmodoudajiazu，churuyousiji，shenmeshihouyudaoguozheizhongqingkuang？
“nixianxialai，womenbalunzizheili，yongshizidianqilai，”chenyangshuo。
suyadaliangzhechenyang，youyuleyixia。
chenyangbunaifandeshuo：“nizheinvrenxiangshenmeni，ganjindexiachea！”
suyanachuyikuanhongsedehuaweip30pro，duizhechenyangpailezhangzhao，caozuoleyixia，tacaituikaichemenzouxiache。
“wei，wosuiranzhangdeshuaileyidian，niyebunengzheimeguangmingzhengdade**woa。”chenyangyiliandewuyu，daliangzhesuya。
suyachuanzhebaisedebuxie，fabaideniuzikupeishangjianyuetxu，zhanzaichenyangduimian。tahengao，zuzuyouyimiqiduo，xianshoumiaotiao，lengyanjingli，bozixizhang**，buguoxianshougaotiaodeshenxingshang，quefayudehenhao。
erqie，zheinvrensuiranchuanzhehenyiban，keshi，tashenshangyouyiguyinzangbuzhudeqixi，dachengshilineixiebushirenjianyanhuodebaifumeixiaoziqixi！
dui，jiushizheigeci，baifumeidexiaoziqi！
“nikanshenmekan！wogaosuni，ganggangwoyijingpailenidezhaopian，fajiwopengyoule，nizuihaobieduiwodawaizhuyi，fouze，jingchajueduinengzhuadaoni。”suyajingtideshuo。
chenyangzhouqilemeitou，zheinvrensuiranhenpiaoliang，keshi，yetaiguofenleba。
zijizheishireliantielegeleng**a。
“xingxingxing，niniubi，neinizijinongba，daoyewozoule，nizijiwan。”chenyangbaibaishou，zhuanshenjiuzou。
suyayikan，jinzhangle，talijishuo：“nihuilai，nihuilai！wojiniqian，wubaikuai！”
suyalazhuchenyangdeyixiu，shunshicongbaolitaochuwuzhangmaoyeye。
chenyangjieguoqian，ranhouyibenzhengjingdeshuo：“zheihaibugou，niganggangshanghailewochunjieposudexin，woguolaixiangyaozhurenweile，niquebawodangdaitu，wodexinzaidixue。”
suyaqihuhudeyaozheya，tadiantoushuo：“xing！nishuogeshu，nixiangyaoduoshaoqiancaikenbangwo。”
“qianshimibubulede，chufei……nijiaowoyishengyanggege。”
suyayiting，qidenaodaichongxue，tazhuanshenjiuzijiwangchezineilizou。
“bubangladao！heng，wokannijiushidaitu，zheigelujiushiniguyinongde”！suyazouguoqu，tadunzaidishang，jianqishitouwangchelunzixiamiansai。tahenyumen，zheishancunlideren，zenmelianpizheimehouni！yidiandoubuchunpo！
zijihaodaiyeshijijiangshangrendemutongzhenlaoda，tongshiyeshimutongzhendejingjifazhanguwen，laigeweifusifang，shichaminqing，yehaojiexialaizuochuyifanfenggongweiji。
jieguohaiyaojiaoyigeliumang“yanggege”。
我呸！
chenyangnalesuyawubaikuai，tayoudianbuhaoyisizhijielikai。
zheishihou，sangechuanzhepodongniuzikudenanqingnian，chuizhekoushaozouguolai。tamendetoufadoutingkuazhangde，pengsongfasan，huanghuanglvlv，xiangshifenzitouzacaozaipiaowu。
chenyangzixikanlekan，turanyouleyinxiang，qianmiandeneixiaozi，bujiushiniudazhuma。
chenyanghedazhushitongxue，chuzhongdeshihou，dazhuxuexihaitinghaode，zongnengkaobanjiqiansanming，zenmezheixiaozixianzaibianchenglezangaijiazuchengyuanle？
niudazhudaizhelianggeerliuzi，zoudaolechezibian，tachuilexiakoushao，shuo：“yo，meinv，chezixianzhulea。”
suyataitou，kandaozheisangerendefaxing，hedehoutuilejibu，ranhouganjinnachushouji，padayixia，pailesangerendezhaopian。
niudazhuzhoulexiameitou，kuaisushenshou，zhijiebasuyadeshoujijiqiangleguoqu。
“nimenganma！bashoujihaijiwo！”suyazheiyixiazizhendehaipale，meileshouji，meileqiche，tashuobudingbeirenmaizaizheigeshancundoubuhuiyourenzhidao！
zaozhidaozheilirucixiongxian，tajiubugaitoutoupaochulaichakanzhenziqingkuang！
niudazhukanlekanzuixinkuandehuaweishouji，shunshifangjinletazijidekoudaili。
tachuilexiakoushao，chaozhesuyashuo：“xiaoxiangquan，nidongbu？niganggangsizijiwopaizhao，qinfanlewodexiaoxiangquan。haiyou，zheiyutangshiwojiade，nidonglewojiadeshizi，yahuailewojiadeyutang，zheishisunhuaisirencaiwu，zheixiedoudepeichang，nidongbu？”
“……”suyalengleliangmiaozhong，tameixiangdaoyanqiandehunhun，jingranshuoqifalvlaiyitaoyitaode。
“hao，niyaoduoshaopeichang。”suyaxianzaizhixiangjinkuailikaizheili，tamingtianjiuyaozhengshishangren，chengweizheigemutongzhendelaodahejingjifazhanguwen。buguanpeiduoshao，dengzijishangrenhou，tongtongdouhuiyaohuilaide。
niudazhushangxiakanlekansuya，ranhoushuodao：“liangwan。”
“多少？”
“liangwan！”niudazhuhuangzhetoufa，“ganjinjiqian，burandehua，laozijiubanidecheheniderendoujikouxia！”
suyaqideshoudouzaifadou。
chenyangzheishihouhuangranjianmingbaiguolai，takanlekanzheigeyutangdezhouweixiaolu。
zheixiaolushangguyipuzheshitouheliqing，kanqilaihenjiangu，danshiyoudedifangbeiniudazhujiwakongle，suoyishuo，ruguozhendeyouxiaochezaishangmianche，baifenbaihuixianzhu。
“zeze，jinianbujian，niudazhubanaoziquanbuyongzaiwaimenxiedaoshanglea。”
chenyangkesoulexia，zoudaolesuyashenbian，tashuo：“hei，meinv，nikaolvhaomeiyou。”
suyayoushengqiyouhaipa，yankuangdouhongle，taxiayishidekaojinchenyang，“ni……nibangbangwo。wokeyizaijiniwubai。”
“qianbuguanyong，nijiaowoyishengyanggege，wobangnibazheixiexiaohunhunjirengshuili，zaibachezijininongshanglai。”chenyangshuo。
suyayaozhezuichun，tagubudexiuchile，“yang……yanggege……”
“哎！”
chenyangliezuixiaoleqilai，tachaozheniudazhuzouguoqu，“dazhuzi，jinianbujian，nitemeyuehuoyuelajilea，xianzaidoukaishizuoqizheizhongqiangjiedegoudangle？”
niudazhudingzhechenyang，kanlesanmiaozhong，ranhouyixiazifanyingguolai。
tapeileyisheng，qingsongdelengxiaoqilai，“wohaiyiweishisheini，guanwozhuyedeshiqing，yuanlaishinizheigemeidiemeiniangde**。xiaoshileqinianduo，cunlirendouyiweinisileni，meixiangdaoniyoucongfenzilipachulaile。zadi，yihuicun，nijiuxiangaizoushibushi”！
niudazhushenhoudelianggeren，douzouleguolai，tamenshunshizaidishangmoleshitou，buxiedekanzhechenyangdexiaoshenban。
suyayikan，huangzhangdetuidaolechenyangdeshenhou，tadajiaozhe：“biedajia，biedajia，liangwankuaiqian，woji，wojinimen！zhiyaonimenfangwozou！”
chenyanghehehedelengxiao，“jigepia，zheixieliumangbaihuaiwomenhuangniucundemingyu，zuoweicunziliweilaidedizhu，wojueduibunengzuoshibuli。”