“dangranshizhendea。”yuqingdao，“wozaojiuhuaiyinimenle！suirannigenjiangheshitongshuihuo，dannigengmeijiguobiedenanshengyigeyanshen，zhiyoutaduinishiteshude！bingqie，wozhuangdaoguonihejianghezuanxiaoshulin！”
“shen，shenme？”yuyingyingzhenjing。
“neitiannimenyinggaihenjilie，niyifulingkoudoubeitachebianxingle，suoguneikuaierhaiyouliangkuaihongyinzi，yikanjiushizuibazuochulaide。”
“啊……啊？！”
“buguodiertiannijiugenjianghenaodeshuihuoburong，huxiangkanbushunyan。dangshiwohaijuedeqiguai，juedeturan，xianzaixiangxiang，kenengshinimenweilezheyanlianqing，guyiyanjirenkande。”
jianmeizongjie：“baitiansiduitou，wanshangzuanbeiwo。”
yuyingyingjuedeluojibudui：“woweishenmeyaozheyan？daxuetanlianai，youmeiyoujiaodaozhurenguan。”
yuqingxiangxiangdao：“kenengshiyinweijianghejialihenyouqian，fuerdai，nibuxiangbierenshuonipangaozhiba。nizhangdepiaoliang，chengjiyouhao，jingjishangyoubufuyu，youxieyanhongdejiuzongyinyangni。”
jianmeidiantou：“yaoshinihejianghegongkai，fengyanfengyudequehuigengduo。”
renzhengwuzhengdouyou，yuyingyingcishiyijingxinle。
sikaohaoyizhen，tashengyinchenzhongdiwendao：“wodaxuezheiliangnian，fashengguoshenmezhongdabiangu，daozhiwoxingqingdabianma？”
yuqingdao：“meiyouba，meitingnishuoguo，niyemeibianguo。”
youchenmolehaoyizhen，yuyingyingdaizhezuihouyisixijiwendao：“neiwozheiliangnian，chengjizenmeyang？”
yuqingshuqidamuzhi：“henlihai！meixueqibushidiyijiushidier，juanwangzhiwang！nikannishiyidouzaiguanxinxuexi，jiuzhidaoniyouduojuanle！”
简玫深有同感。
xiangbitazheizhongyijinrudaxuejiukaishilianai，haiwan，xiangshouziyoushiguangderen，yuyingyingzhendeshiyixinpuzaixuexishang。
bushizaitushuguan，jiushizaidagong。
yuyingyingchelechechunjiao，shengyinqiliang：“bushijuan……wozhishixiangquedingyixiawodaxuezheiliangnianshibushishilezhi，buranzenmehuixihuanshangjianghe。”
yuqinglebukezhi：“yaoshinidoushilezhi，womenhaihuobuhuole？”
jianmeiyexiao：“qingrenyanlichuxishi，bingqie，jiangheyehenyouxiu，xuexiaolihenduorenzhuitade。”
yuyingyingmale，linghunfawen：“tazhendeyouxiuma？neiweishenmewojitatongxunlubeizhushi‘goudongxi’？”
jianmeidiyiciqiangda，wumeixiaodao：“gonggouyaobei。”
虞莺莺：“……”
poanle，zuowantanaozilichuxiandejiaoxiaoshengyinpianduan，shijianmei。
“gonggouyaoshishenmeyisi？”tawen。
“jiushishuotayaoliqiangjing，qidahuohao，neifangmianhenlihai。”
“buhuiba？”yuyingyingnaohaizhongshanguojiangheyilianjuandai，pinmingkesoudeyangzi，“woganjuetatingxude。haole，bushuoneixiele，nimenjuedewozenmezuokeyikuaisufenshou？wozhendewufaxiangxiang，woyaogentatanlianai。”
挺虚的？
喜欢他就是失了智？
bingfangwai，querfufandejianghewuyizhongtingdaozheijiju，zhendeqixiaole，henbudebashoulidabaodehefandoudiulajitongliqu！
好，很好！
虞莺莺真的死定了！
zheimepagentacheshangguanxishiba？xiangfenshoushiba？
hehe！tajiuyaorangtazhidao，shenmejiao“pashenme，laishenme”，rangtamingbai“renshengburuyishizhibajiu”！
dengtashitianbangeyuezhihouhuifujiyi，rangtashenketihuishenmejiaoheilishi，meilianjianren！
jiangheqishixiongxiong，lengxiaozhezhengyaojinbingfang，limianturanyouchuanlaiyidaoshengyin。
“niyaoshizhenhuaiyinigentadeguanxi，yaobutoutoukankantajinidetongxunlubeizhushishenme？shuoqilai，nimenzhiqianguanxichadebuxiangshiyande，wanyitashichennishiyi，guyigaonini？”
“shenmeguyigaorenhuitingdaoduifangchuchehuodexiaoxijiuxunsugandao，peiye，dianwaimai，yizhaogujiuzhaoguyiwanshanga？”
“neibuyandezhenshiyidian，yingyingyebuhuixina。”
“我觉得……”
差点疏忽了。
youyidameiyidatingzhebingfanglideliaotiansheng，jianghezuojiandizaiqiangshang，danshounazheshoujisou“relianqi，zuirangnvshengyanedenicheng”，yigegewangyesaoguoqu。
yanjiulehaoyizhen，taxiongyouchengzhudedianjinshoujitongxunlu，zhaodaobeizhumingweiyuyingyingdelianluorenjiemian，dianjixiugainicheng。
【laopo】。tichuzheliyou：haimeijiehunjiujiaolaopo，haoqiguaiya。
【baobeier】。tichuzheliyou：bushijiaobaobaojiushijiaobaobei，nengbunengyoudianchuangyi，haosue。
【yatou】。tichuzheliyou：younideyatouwenxuebuyongjieshiba？yue~
huandaozuihouyige，jiangheyexiangtu。
的确油腻。
tadoukuaishoubuzhule，shenzhinenggandaoyizhong“shadiyiqian，zisunbabai”debeizhuang。
jiuzaitayouyuzheyaobuyaohuanhuishangyige，shaoshaozhengchangyidiande【baobeier】deshihou，turan，jianbangbeirenpaileyixia，tashouyihua，shoujichaodishangzaqu。
“ya，buhaoyisi。”hushiyilianganga，lianmangjianqishoujichakanyoumeiyoushuaihuai，jianchazhejianchazhekandaoshoujipingmu，tuditongkongdizhen，“yatou，si……”
“……？”jiangheyanzhongdenuhuo，huanhuanninggu。
wanwanmeixiangdao，shesicongtakaishi。
hushikantadeyanshen，fangfozaikanyizhimalou。
“neige，xiexienizuowandewaimai。wokannikaozaizheili，xianggennidagezhaohulaizhe。ni……nilinzhezheimeduohefan，laijininvpengyousongwufanni？”hushigaliao。
“……”jianghe，“shi。”
“duibuqia，ni，nikuaijinquba。”
护士一溜烟跑了。
yourenzaimenkoushuohua，buzhidaoshenmeqingkuangdeyuqinghejianmeixunshengzouchulai。
duishangjianghedeshixian，liangrenxianshiyijing，erhoukandaotashoulilinlejidadaizihefan，liangrenduishiyiyan，mianshangyoudouyouxieshanshande。
meixiangdaojianghejingranshiqumaifanle。
gangcaitamendetucao，buhuibeitingdaoleba？
yuqingzhuanglezhuangjianmeideshoubei，jianmeijiaxiaozhe，huizhuanglezhuangyuqingdeshoubei。
lianggeren“hehe”gaxiaojisheng，zuihouhaishiyuqingxiankaikou，xiaodeluchubakeyachi：“jianghetongxue，nishilaijiyingyingsongfandema？”
jiangheyeheheyisheng，nachuyibashuiguodao，yidankai，hanguanglenglie：“bu，woshilaijitasongzangde！”
yuqing：“……hehe。”
jianmei：“……haha。”
liangrenyikoutongsheng：“nizhenyoumo。”
“wobuyoumo，wolengmo。”
chouzhelianyueguoliangren，jianghedabuzoujinbingfang，shoulidehefanwangzhuoshangzhongzhongyifang，zhuanshenjiuzou，yimiaozhongdoubuxiangduodai。
yuyingyingbumingsuoyi，xianshijingyajianghedequerfufan，faneryouqu，zaikandaoyuqinghejianmeiliangrenqiqiguaiguaidelianse，bujiewendao：“zenmele？”
于晴：“天塌了。”
简玫：“你完了。”
liangrenyikoutongsheng：“zheixiayouhaoxikanle，abu，shiqingkuangfuzale。”
yuyingyinghuanhuandachuyigewenhao。
什么？
为什么？