zhijianchuangzhangbeiliaokai，chuangshangdeyaonieneicangbaibingsedelianshang，guamanlexiaorong。
阎佩瑜抬手鼓掌：
啪、啪、啪!
“shizifeihaoshenglihai，benshizikanleyichuhaoxi!”
meiyoulebingruozhixiang，tayishuangyanmoukanshangqujiongjiongyoushen。
yanjiaoneikeleizhi，biangengxianyanle。
yigouyanjiao，jiuhaoxiangzaifangdian!
“xiandedanteng!”yingcailandingzhekanleyihuier，renzhulebaneikezhikouledechongdong。
tazhuanshenquyichuneibian，zhaoyishanghuan。
meishuixingjiubeipoleyipenlengshui，haiyaogentamenwanerlezheimejiu，keshinanshousile!
dufashenwanghou，fuhuodeshenzibutailisuo，wuzangliufuhaidaochuteng;
zuowanyoujinxingleyundong，datuisuanruan;
yidazaosibisunyuanqi……
她快饿晕了!
yanpeiyuwuzhezui，ditoukesou：“kekeke……”
yingcailanbayishangnalechulai，ningmei：“doushiqianniandehuli，gezheiwanshenmeliaozhai?biezhuangle!”
neiyaoniekesoudeyuefalihai：“keke……shizifei……nimomo，wotouhaotanga!ke……”
yingcailanhuyidihuitoukanletayiyan。
kanqilaidequetongku，meiyouaosikajibiedeyanji，douyanbudaozheichengdu。
keshi，zuowandeqieshenzhitonggaosuta：
什么病入膏肓?
buzhiyanzudegangkaihunnanren，meicidoushuozuihouyici。
zenmebujiantakuaiyaobingsile?
he，goupigaoyaochabuduo!
tapiezuitucao：“nishizhonglebuzhizhidu，danzhuangchengzheiyang，zhenbuzhiyu!”
yanpeiyutiaomei，kanzheta，mouguangdaizhedianxiaoyi：“bushizhuang，zhenbingle。”
duitanengnaxiaojinrendeyanji，yingcailanmeidanghuishi，yangshengdao：“lairen，jishizigengyi，bashiledechuangruhuanle!”
wanquanmeizhuyidao，tabianyixinhunfuxu，yanlifuxianchulaiyimozhiaodeguang!
gangganghuanhaoyishang，turantingdaoyahuanyishengjiaohuan：“aiya，shizifei，shiziqishaole!”
taiyibenjiuzaiwaimianhouzhe，yinzhexiaofuqimeichuanhuan，buganrunei。
yingcailancongpingfenghouzouchulai，shenshoumolemoyanpeiyudeetou。
“yi，haizhendeshaoqilaile?”
tazhuantouduiyahuandao：“qiujuchuqu，bataiyijiaojinlai。”
ranhouzhuantou，yilianxianqi、yanlidoushibiyidikanzheta：“niyidalaoyemen，shenzizenmezheimepo。shuidoupowotoushangle，meizhanzhenibandian，zheijiubingle?”
fashaole，yanpeiyuliansecongxianqiandecangbai，kaishimanmanbianhong。
tazijiquebushenzaiyi，xiangfanhainengchongtaxiao，“huoxu，shizuoyetaimengle，zhengwanmeichuanyishang，ranlefenghan?”
“……”
yingcailandengta，meihaoqididao：“nikebingsiba，haorangwodanggeguafujichengnidecaichan，yihouyigerenxiaoyaokuaihuo!”
zuori，tashizuozailunyishangbeitaizhechuqubaitangde。
jiantarendoubuqingxing、yaosibuhuodeyangzi，taxinlizeixingfen!
songrudongfanghou，tadingzhetangsizaitashangdexinlangguan，yibianjitazhenmai，yibianshuo：“zheiposhenzia，queshijishou!”
“buguoni，wonengzhi!”
“danwoweishenmeyaojinizhini?”
“nisile，wozhiyaoyichanbuyaonanren，buxiangma?”
sheizhidao，yinweizheijuhua，siyubianhuoyule!
“xiangdangguafu?meimener!”
benlairuodehuxidounandebingmeiren，jingranturanzhengkaiyanjing，mengdipuguolai，zhijiebatajienzhu，shentilixingrangtamingbai——
想守寡，先得当妇!
yikaishiyingcailanshijujuede，danshi……
tachulaizhadao，diebutengniangbuaide。
jiajinlehuangshi，shangyougongpoyazhe。
ruguomeiyougeyizhang，zhipashicunbunanxing。
和离?
huangjiaqujinlaidexifu，pabushixiangsikuaidian?
zheinanrenzhangdebucuo、shencaiyejihao，daodisheizhanlesheidebianyi，haibuyidingni!
回到眼前——
“呵!”
yanpeiyushimeiyoushengqi，danneishuangpiaoliangdeyanjingli，quefanzheweixiandeguang：“shizifeifangxin，benshiziruoshisile，yidinghuilazhenipeizangde!”
应采澜一怔。
benyiweishifuheidaweibalang，kezheihua、zheiyanshen，zenmekanqilaizheimebingjiaoni?
他不是开玩笑。
tasihaobuhuaiyi，tazhenhuineimezuo!
yanpeiyushuowanhuahou，houlongfayang，pinmingkesouqilai：“keke……”
yingcailanmoshangtademaimen。
yanpeiyudingzhetadecelian，“wozheishenziqueshirongyifenghan。buguonibiedanxin，bingchengzheiyang，zuoyebuyemeizaichuangshangkuidaizhenime!”
“滚!”
yingcailanjitazhenwanmai，chixiaodao：“zijizhongleshenmedu，xinlimeidianershu，haizuiying!”
yanpeiyuyanzuikesouliangxia，quehaishixiaozhekaikou，chongtaaimeidizhalezhayanjing：“haiyougengyingde，nibushiganshouguo?
应采澜：“……”
zheipolu，tayegankaiche!
可一可二不可再三。
dangjiyibazhangchaotanaodaishangshanguoqu，jiletayigemotousha!
“wodebazhangyehenying!”
yinghedabidou，shuangbushuang?
爽!
kezheiyaoniefangfoshigedoum，ailedabudanbushengqi，shenzhihainengxiaochulai。
tatianletianchun，kesouliangsheng。
mouguangxiongxiandikanzheta，kandeyingcailanxinlifamao，zongjuedezheifuheibingjiao，xiayishunjiuhuibazijidetoujiningle!
但他没有。
muguangzuihouluozaitadeetoushang：“ninaomenneizhongbao，rangyatoujinishangdianyaoba。”
yingcailanlanlandiuchuyiju：“wozijinengxing。”
weilegenghuanchuangru，yanpeiyunuodaowaijianxiaotashang，taiyijitazhenmai，kaiwanyaogaotui。
yingcailanduanxiangzhetaiyiliuxiadeyaofang，culvefanyueleyanpeiyudebingliben。
“yongzheizhongyao，nengzhihaonicaiguaile!”
taxianqidijiangbinglibenwangzhuoshangyireng，chaoyanpeiyukanguoqu，shuangbeihuanxiong：“xianshuohao，wojinijiedu，bangniyinmanbingqing。dannijiwodebaozhengyaoshizuobudaodehua，wozaidusini!”
yanpeiyucanranyixiao，yaoniedemiankongxiaoqilaigengjiahuoren，leizhifangruodouyoudianfanhongguangside。
tatiaomeidao：“baonironghuafugui、yeyeshengge，zheidianjueduizuodao!”
应采澜：“……”
ronghuafuguijiuronghuafugui，houmianluanrushenme?
不开车会死啊!
jiantalianseqihei，tacaiyoushuo：“niniangjiadeshi，kendinghaibusuanjieshu。bushinishuode，yaobaojinwodedatui，kaichuangyifenshiye，daliannvezha、zoushangrenshengdianfengma?”
“nijidejiuhao。”yingcailantuikaiyisichuangfenger，kanzhewaimiantingyuanzhongbeipoguizhedeneidaoxianxishenying。
yingcaiyuezaochenguolai，shiweilejiaohuangzheimenhunshi，lingpangaozhi。
ketazenmenengxiangdao，yuanzhugenbendengbuji，shanghuajiaohoujiuzijinle。
yuanzhuyisi，lailegeyingcha，fanshahuiqu!
yingcailanlenglengyixiao：“nishoudixiayinggaiyouxiekeyongderenba?bangwogemang!”
“rangrenqujietouxiangwei，bayingjiabashunvjianiweiqi、dinvsongnizuoqiedeshi，wubizaiyirizhijian，chuanbianzhenggedijing!”