wochuanyuechenglejihuangdichongxidedaomeixiaodayinglianganan，zheixiaodayingdiebutengniangbuai，yuanbenshiyao
jiajibierendangxiaoqiedemingyun。
danshidangjinhuangdishentibuhao，qianxierizishangchaoyunguoqujiuzaiyemeiqilaiguo，guoshisuanchuyigeba
zi，shuocinvbidingnengranghuangdishentihaozhuan。
eryuanshenliangananjiushizheishengchenbaziduiyingzhiren。
kejingongdedangtianwanshang，danxiaodeyuanshenjiuyinweihaipajihesile。
wozheigedaomeiguierhao，jiuchuanjinlezheigedaomeiguiyihaodeshentili。
jiuzaizheishi，menkouchuanlaimamadeshengyin。
「liangdaying，denghuierjiuyaoquchengqiangongle，ninxiexihaolema，nubijinlaijiningengyi。]
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【zheijiushihuangdia，zhangdehaixing。】
woxinzhonganzidiantou，zixidaliangnanrendelian。
wuguanduanzheng，bilianggaoting。
taanjingtangzaineili，jiuxiangshishuizheleyiban。
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yuanshulihuangdishibeinvzhuhuanxingde，nvzhuyeshichuanyueerlai，bingqiehaidaizhejinshouzhi，yishuzhuo
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degewumafenshidexiachang。
想想都觉得唏嘘。
【haohaoshuiba，henkuainvzhujiulaijiuni，congcinijiurisiyexiang，shuibuzhejuele，buguodengnanzhu
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【xingle？bukeneng，nvzhudoumeilai，daoshihounvzhuyaojitashizhen，laozhangdezhencongtianlinggai***
去呢。】
[荒唐！]
chuangshangderenturanbaofayishengnuhou，bawohedetanzuozaidi。
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「bixiayoufanyingle！taiyi，chuantaiyi！]
「guoshi，guoshizainali！]