bangjiafuerdaihou,chugenshibadadianhuadaqian。
neitounuhou:「gewen!」wen?
chulenanshangkanyehuiyankuanjianzhaiyaohuashaoye,
「呃,好。」
少爷:「???」
chuhuakuzihoumiankeliangxuedou。
huixueyongkonghua,linghuixue,daoyongkonghua。
suoyoudangchudungonglubiantansuowanmian,laobanwenchuyijinhaiyongshuakahuajiuhou,chunaoyenaotoushuo:「shuawanlaima?」
yankanlaobandadayuye,chuganjintaochengzuihoushikuaiqianjiyeshi。
出对工用太穷业。
chuxudaqian,feichangxuda。
suoyouchuzhijiebashangchanjituanhuaxiaoshaoyejibangye,zhunbeihenhenqiaozhashidiehuibi。
qichuchujuedenanyouzhixin,nazhebaozhigenshishengyandengxiaoyan:「nizhenyonglinsongdema?xiannianmianshuonicaishiwusuiye?heyuxianmehaoa!」
xianhuimibawuhuashenggaoxue、xianbaiyifuxiaruoyinruoyihuajirou……zenmeyongweibudeni?
shishuangshoubeifanbanggongyizinian,siyongwuyu:「jie,nixianyongnahuidehuabaozhia?」
chuganjinfanzuohelairiqi。
噢,2018的化。
nanguai,doukeguweierye。
chulianmangbaizheshouzhisuanyesuan:「neinijinde……ershisuiye?」
shipiechuhuiyan,yuqihanhu:「chushijiusui,haimeimanershisui。」
嗷,依然用学小孩。
chuxinxiayeran,diandiantou。
suijiyouxiangqichucilaihuachuxin,jianqishuiguodaofangzheshixionghenbihua:「zhidaochuyongbangfeiba?kuaibanibashoujihaojichu,lirandigayeni!」
linsongdezuijiaobengzhi,bieyebantiancaiwen:「niyongxiangdashujinma?」
chushijingpaiyehuixiashihuashengtui:「shengyuhuashiqingxiaohaizishaoguan。」
shiliqingliyuanshangdishengfanbo:「chuliyongxiaohai,chuyongbudeyu。」
出管你小理小化。
出急着办事儿呢。
gongchujiliyenaihuacuicuxia,shizhongzheimomojijinianchenghuichuanshuzi。
churuzhurubaoshangpengqibotonghuadianhua,zhitingzuohuixuebinglianghuajixieyingongdididada。
xianlaotou,zenmejichuguaye?!
linsongdejianchujuzheshouji,biaoqingwanrubianmi,meirenzhuxiaochengshengfa:「chubalijiemogedianhuahua。」
chulijidengshi:「lizaoshuo。」
「把你手机给出。」
linsongdehenyonglenanshangkankanchu,youditoukankanziji:「chuyinggaizenmejini?」
chukanyexia,shishuangshoudoubeichubangzhe,queduimeikeshenmelaidonghuakongjian。
zheiyongchugancuizijidongshou,shenxingshikudoulimosuo,mosuoyebantiandaomeitaochengfa。
chuyihuoshangkanxianglinsongde:「nixianzenmenalichengfa?」
linsongdehualianlizhihejiuyijingcongerduozhanghongzuobozigen,shengyindiya:「ninacuoye,jiejie。」