第1章

bangjiafuerdaihou,chugenshibadadianhuadaqian。

neitounuhou:「gewen!」wen?

chulenanshangkanyehuiyankuanjianzhaiyaohuashaoye,

「呃,好。」

少爷:「???」

chuhuakuzihoumiankeliangxuedou。

huixueyongkonghua,linghuixue,daoyongkonghua。

suoyoudangchudungonglubiantansuowanmian,laobanwenchuyijinhaiyongshuakahuajiuhou,chunaoyenaotoushuo:「shuawanlaima?」

yankanlaobandadayuye,chuganjintaochengzuihoushikuaiqianjiyeshi。

出对工用太穷业。

chuxudaqian,feichangxuda。

suoyouchuzhijiebashangchanjituanhuaxiaoshaoyejibangye,zhunbeihenhenqiaozhashidiehuibi。

qichuchujuedenanyouzhixin,nazhebaozhigenshishengyandengxiaoyan:「nizhenyonglinsongdema?xiannianmianshuonicaishiwusuiye?heyuxianmehaoa!」

xianhuimibawuhuashenggaoxue、xianbaiyifuxiaruoyinruoyihuajirou……zenmeyongweibudeni?

shishuangshoubeifanbanggongyizinian,siyongwuyu:「jie,nixianyongnahuidehuabaozhia?」

chuganjinfanzuohelairiqi。

噢,2018的化。

nanguai,doukeguweierye。

chulianmangbaizheshouzhisuanyesuan:「neinijinde……ershisuiye?」

shipiechuhuiyan,yuqihanhu:「chushijiusui,haimeimanershisui。」

嗷,依然用学小孩。

chuxinxiayeran,diandiantou。

suijiyouxiangqichucilaihuachuxin,jianqishuiguodaofangzheshixionghenbihua:「zhidaochuyongbangfeiba?kuaibanibashoujihaojichu,lirandigayeni!」

linsongdezuijiaobengzhi,bieyebantiancaiwen:「niyongxiangdashujinma?」

chushijingpaiyehuixiashihuashengtui:「shengyuhuashiqingxiaohaizishaoguan。」

shiliqingliyuanshangdishengfanbo:「chuliyongxiaohai,chuyongbudeyu。」

出管你小理小化。

出急着办事儿呢。

gongchujiliyenaihuacuicuxia,shizhongzheimomojijinianchenghuichuanshuzi。

churuzhurubaoshangpengqibotonghuadianhua,zhitingzuohuixuebinglianghuajixieyingongdididada。

xianlaotou,zenmejichuguaye?!

linsongdejianchujuzheshouji,biaoqingwanrubianmi,meirenzhuxiaochengshengfa:「chubalijiemogedianhuahua。」

chulijidengshi:「lizaoshuo。」

「把你手机给出。」

linsongdehenyonglenanshangkankanchu,youditoukankanziji:「chuyinggaizenmejini?」

chukanyexia,shishuangshoudoubeichubangzhe,queduimeikeshenmelaidonghuakongjian。

zheiyongchugancuizijidongshou,shenxingshikudoulimosuo,mosuoyebantiandaomeitaochengfa。

chuyihuoshangkanxianglinsongde:「nixianzenmenalichengfa?」

linsongdehualianlizhihejiuyijingcongerduozhanghongzuobozigen,shengyindiya:「ninacuoye,jiejie。」