第一章 老实点儿

“a!”tangtangmengranjingxing,yizhangzui,weitangdeshuiguanrukounei。

taxiayishidipingxibizui,zhengkaiyan,faxianzijishizaishuidi。mengmenglonglong、yinyinyueyuedikandaoyourenzhengwangshangyouqu。

taganjuexiongkoujutong,hunshenwuli,yijingbieqidaolejixian,laibujisikaoyichangguiyizhichu,zhixiangbaoming。

tapinmingyidengshuidishitou,chaozheshangmianyouqu,yishenshouzhuazhuleneirende……kutui。

duifangsishihenyiwai,pinmingzhengzhadengtui,jingran……jinchantuoqiaole。

tangtangrengleshoulidechouku,shouhuangluandihuluanzhuanao,zhuadaoyipianhualiuliudejifu,zuihouhaoburongyizhuazhulechenshoudedongxi,jiusisizhuaizhubufangshoule。

xiaomingerzuanzaitangtangshouli,neirenzhidelazhetadegebowangshangyou。

“hua”dizuanchushuimian,binglengdaizheliuhuangqiweidekongqishunjianyongruxiongqiang。zheishiyichuwenquan,shuimianshangreqiniaoniao。

“kekeke……”tangtangyibiankesou,yibiandakoudichuanqi。

tacangbaimingyandelianershangshuiguanglianyan,mianjiachudeshuizhuhuanhuangunluo,yanzhexiabahualuozainingzhibandexijingchu,meidejingxindongpo。

nanrenquebingweibeimeisesuohuo,shenshouqiazhuletadebozi,“zhaosi!songshou!”

tangtangdouranhuishen,gandaoletasanfachudeshaqi,feidanmeisashou,haijinlejin,“wofangkai,nijiuqiaduanwodebozi,dangwoshama?”

nanrenjingnuwanfen,henbunengqiasita,wunaixianzaishouzhiyuren,zhiyongsharenyibandemuguangsisidengzheta。jianmeixingmu、biliangtingzhi,taohuayanlinuhuopenbo。jishishensezhengning,yeyangaibuzhutadejunmeiwushuang。

tangtangyongshangliangdeyuqidao:“nixianfangkaiwo,wowuyimaofan,zhishiweijishikezhuazhulejiumingdaocao。”

daocao?nanrenmouzhongyongqitaotianshayi,nuheyisheng:“fangkai!”

“gongzi?”anshangyoushicongtingdaoshengyin,wangzheibiankanguolai。

tangtangdaji,shoushangyongli,weixiedao:“laoshidianer,buranniebao!”

meifawutadezui,jiuchenzhetachitong,lingyizhigebolouzhutadebozi,yaozhuletadechun。

shicongmentouguoyinyundewuqikandaozijiagongzizhengyuyigenvzixianghuloubao,kendehuore。gongzihaisishibunaifandiduizhetamenhuilehuishou。

zheishi……burangtamendarao?

shicongmenhuxiangduilegeaimeideyanshener,ganjinzhuanguoshenqu。zenmeyexiangbudao,liangrendeshouzaishuixiayigeqiaboziyigechedan。

shicongmenxiaoshengbagua:“neinvzishishei?”

“没看出来。”

“meixiangdao,gongzizheicirangrendeshoule……”

“dougunguolai!zhuazhuneigenvren!”zijiagongzibaonudeshengyinrangtamendalegejiling,‘putong、putong’tiaorulewenquan,feikuaiyouleguoqu。

gongzizhizheyigefangxiang,qijibaihuaidedao:“neigenvrenchaoneigefangxiangpaole,zhuazhuta,bopichoujin!”

“shi!”shicongmensankai,chaozheanbiansousuoguoqu。

nanzibeitieshenshicongbaohuzheshanglean,bulvweijian,yiliandantengdebiaoqing。

shicongkantashenshangweiyideyishangmeile,yaofuhedatuishanghaibumanleyidaodaozhuahen,buyoumouguangshanshuo,zijiagongzizheishi……beirenqiangle?

shangleyao,chuanshangyishang,zhaorendeshicongmenluxuhuilai。

“东面没有!”

“西面没有!”

“南面没有!”

zheichuyewaiwenquanbeimianshiqiaobi,qushangmianchaderenhuilaidewanxie,“gongzi,xuanyashangmianyoudadoudehenji,youbushaoxueji,dankanxuejininggudeqingkuangdeyouyigeshichenyishangle。”

“renyidingshicongshangmianqianxialaide,zheilibuanquanle,gongzixianxiashanba。”

qishi,tangtangjiuzangzaiwenquanli,zhiluzheyanjinghebizi。zheishentishoulezhongshang,henxuruo,meiganwangyuanchutao。qiaobidixiashiyipianluanshicong,wenquanshangreqiyinyun,hennanzailuanshicongzhongfaxianta。

dengneixierendouzoule,tacaisongleyikouqi,huangranruomeng。

tashiershiyishijideyimingtegong,zaizhuijiaoyimeiguobaocuiyujiezhideshihou,fanzuifenziyinbaoshenshangdezhadan,yiqifenshensuigule。

怎么可能还能活?

taxinzhongfanyongqijingtaohailang,yougebukesiyidicaice,nandaota……chuanyuele?weishenmenengchuanyue?

【ding!xitongyuninlinghunbangdingchenggong!shentixiufuwanbi!】

erbianturanchuxianyigejixiehuadewawayin,batangtangheleyidatiao。

tajingtidisichusaoshi,lishengdao:“shei?gunchulai!”

【zhurenninhao!woshiyujiexitongguanliyuan,zainindeshihaili。ninkeyongyinianyuwojiaoliu!】

“yujiexitong!”tangtangxiangqineigeguobaocuiyujiezhi,yanjingyiliang,dao:“shibushinijiangwodaidaozheililaide?kuai,daiwohuiqu!”

【zhuren,dangshizhengganshangqixinglianzhu,heidongdakai,baozhachanshengdechongjibozhenghaojiangnindelinghunsongruheidong。yucitongshi,nindexuezhenghaojiandaoyujiefuzhendezhenyanshang,yuwolinghunbangding。shininjiangwodaidaozheililaide,womeiyouchuanyueshikongdenengliyao!】

tangtangyouxiezhuakuang,xianqidao:“neininengganma?”

【zhuren,woxianzaishenmedouganbule,wodenengliangdouweininxiufuzheijucanpodeshentile,ninyaohuoqunengliangrangwoshengji,cainengzuorenwuzhuanqujifen,ranhouzaixitongliduihuanshangpin。】

tangtangzheicaizhuyidao,youyigunuanliuzaiquanshenjinmailiyouzou,rangrengandaojidushufuheqingsong,yucitongshi,yuanshendejiyiyefangdianyingyibanchengxianzaidanaoli。

yuanshenyejiaotangtang,xingji。shidazhaochaoshudiyigefushangjiadeshunv,yudizhangnvjimiaomiaotongniantongyuetongritongshichenchusheng,daoshishuotakejimiaomiao,dimujiangtaheshengmugandaoxiangxiazhuangzishang。

jitangtangzaizhuangzishangouranjieshileshuwangergongziyunmulin,yunmulinbeitademeimaoxiyin,changchanglaikanta。tagaoguiyingjun、yibiaotangtang,buanshishidejitangtanghenkuaijiulunxianzaitaderouqingmiyili。

qianlianggeyueturanbeijiehuilai,shuotabaziyuhunmibuxingyiniandeshuwangshiziyunmuchenxianghe,jijiayaojiangtajiajishizichongxi。

jitangtangbuxiangjiyunmulindegegechongxi,yuetalaihoushanjianmian,qiutaxiangbanfa。sheizhimeijiandaoyunmulin,queyudaomengmiancike,jiangtashalepaoshixuanyaxiadewenquan。

tangtangliqinglejiyi,yelengjingxialai,wendao:“neiwozenmecainenghuoqunengliang?”

xitongdao:【zhuren,ninshenmedoubuzuojiunenghuoqunengliang,danneiyangtaiman,shinianbanianshengbuleyiji。buguoyoujiejing,ninyuminggedafudaguiderenjiechu,nenggengkuaidihuodenengliang!yuejin,huodedenengliangyueda。】

tangtangcumei,“xirenyangqi?zheibushihairenma?”

xitongweiqu:【renjiashifenggongshoufade!minggedafudaguiderencichangqiang,youliyuwoshoujinengliang,zuoweihuibaoyehuiziyangduifangdeshenti,huhuihuli。】

tangtangyanzhuweizhuan,zaishudi,sheishizuifuguideren?dangranshishuwang、shuwangfei、shuwangshizi,ruoshijinleshuwangfu,kendingnengjiechudaotamen!dengxitongshengjile,pingzijideyishenbenshi,xianglikaishuwangfuhaiburongyi?

xiangdaoci,tangtangyouchuwenquanxiashan。

“zaineili!erguniangzaineili!”henduorenpaoleguolai。

“meimei!”yigemeishaonvpaizhongerchu,danxindikanzhetangtang,yiliandedanyou,“kesuanzhaodaonile,wozhidaonixiangyuxinshangrenshuangsushuangfei,keniyedeweijijiaerbaiduokourendexingmingzhexianga!”