第1章
“啪！”
yizhenzhongzhongdeerguangshengxiangchezaicikeyinmaidefenweizhong。
“yuxia，wogaosuni！weilebanilaochulaiwogennibahualeliangbaiwan！fengyihannijiayedejia，bujiayedejia！”
dabandehuazhizhaozhandejimufengyanshengyanselidehoudao，lianshangsihaobuyanshiduiyuxiadezenge。
yuxiadeyoubianlianshangheranyigebazhangdadehongseyinji，yinjifugaidedifangziyouedaolianjia，rangbenlaichusedewuguanshunjiananranshise，shenzhidaizhexiexuzhengning。
cikelenglieerxilidemuguangbengsheguoqu：“nisuanshenmedongxi？yeganbiwojiaren？”
yuxiadetiaoxinqidefengyantiaoqilaijiuxiangyaojitayigeerguang，danbeipangbianshencaifeiyuandexiangtouzhudeyujianlazhule。
“xiaxia，niyebuhuiyanzhengzhengdekanzhewomenyujiapochande，duiba？xianzainengjiubabade，jiuzhiyounileya！”
yufengyandeweibikonghebutong，yujiancaiqudeshihuairouzhengce，yimaicanweizhu。
dankantamanlianfeirouluanzhandeyangzi，youshizaigencanzibudajie。
yuxiachaofenggouqihongchun：“woduinihaoxiangyemeiyouneimezhongyaoba？nibushihaiyoulingyigenverma？nineimetengaita，xianzaigaishitahuibaonideshihoule！”
“neizenmekeyi！qiuqiuzenmekeyijiajifengjianeigezhiwuren！”jimufengyanlikeyoutiaolechulai。
tabayuxiajiehuilai，jiushiweiletitanveryuqiuqujiajifengjianeigehuosirenchongxide。
yujianbuzirandejiakeleliangsheng：“xiaxia，niyezhidaoqiuqiutazhangdebinihaokan，ruguojiuzheiyangjiajifengyihanleyequeshitaikexilexie。nikannizhangchengzheiyangyejiabuleshenmehaorenjia，nengtiqiuqiujiajinfengjiashinidefuqi。”
yuxialenglengdexiaolechulai。
“yuqiujiajineigezhiwurenshikexile，wojiuhuogaizhinengjiajiyigezhiwurenyibeizishouhuogua？wobuyaozheifuqixingbuxing？”
tabenlaizaixiangxiaguodetingxiaoyaode，yigexingqiqianyujianyongnainaibingweixuyaoyiyaofeiweiyouyaoxieta，jiangtacongxiangxiapianlehuilai。
keyuxiawanwanmeixiangdao，dengtahuidaoyujiashi，dengdaitadejuranshiyigequantao！
yuqiuyinweijiujiazhuangsirenzhaoshitaoyile，sizhejiashunaodelihaixunbufangyouchadeyan，fengyanheyujianbatapianhuilai，yinainaiweiyaoxiejiangtasongquzuoletizuiyang。
jieguozheicaiyigexingqi，juranyoubatajielehuilai，bitajiajifengjianeigequanjiangchengdouzhouzhidezhiwurensanyefengyihan。
把她当成什么了？
yigekeyisuishiliyongdegongjuren？
就因为她丑？
yuxiamozhelianshangaotubupingdeyinji，mouguanglenglie，yaoyaqiechi。
“youjuhuanishuocuole，wobushitianshengzhangdezheimechoude，shiyuqiubawohaichengzheimechoude！”
shisuishengrineinian，caizhiyoubasuideyuqiuchenzhetashuijueshi，bayibeiguntangdekaishuilindaotadeyoulianshang，suoyitadelianjiuhuichenglerujinzheigemoyang。
erjintamenquenataderongmaozuowenzhang，xiangjinyiqiebanfadeliyongtaweitamenmouli，zhenbatadangxiaobaitu？
yuxiadezhizekongsurangyujianturannaoxiuchengnudechongzhetadahou：“jintianzheigehunshiniyaoshibujia，nijiubiexiangzaijiandaoninainai！”
太卑鄙了！
juranyongnainailaiyaoxieta！
yuxianumuyuandeng，jiuzaicishituranerjilichuanlaiyidaoxiweideshengyinyiyi
“laoda，jiuweihuyuzunyouxialuole！jiuzaifengjiayiyi”
turanqilaidexiaoxirangyuxiatongkongshuranjinsuo。
jiuweihuyuzun——zhongyuyouxialuole！
taxunsutaitoukanxiangyujian，“hao，wojia！”
封家。
yuxiayishendahongfugudezhongshilifu，zaixiarendedailingxialaidaofengjiazhuwu。
zhenggefengjiabuzhidehenshixiqing，daochukejiandedahongshuangxidazi，fenglaoyezimianseweiyandezuozaiwuzhongzhuwei，kandaoyuxiajinlaixilidemuguangxiangxguangyiyangdezaitashenshangdaliang。
yuxiabubeibukangdeyingmianduishanglaoyezideshixian，bingmeiyoubandiantuiqie。
yujianhefengyanyinweipatataichoubeifengjiatuihuoerdaozhirongzishibai，tedizhaoledingjidehuazhuangshilaijitahualezhuang，houhoudefendiyebatalianshangdeyinjiyanshidehenhao。
guoran，fenglaoyezimanyidexiangpangbiandelaoguanjiashilegeyanse。
henkuai，laoguanjiajiumingrenzhualaileyizhibangzhehongsidaidedagongji。
“nijiushiyuxia？nifuqinyinggaibayihandeqingkuangdougaosunileba？yihanbunengqinzigennibaitang，jiuyongzheizhijidaibiaotale，xianzaikaishibaitangba！”
yuxiakanleyanxiarenshouzhongdedagongji，yanjiaorenbuzhudechouchu。
wanwanmeixiangdao，ershiyishijinianle，tajuranhainengzaixianshizhongkandaozheizhongfengjianmixindehuodong！
fenglaoyeziyuanlaideyisishirangyuxiaqianzhegongjibaitang，danxianranjidagebingbupeihe，baitangdebianpaoshengyixiangjiujingdemanwufei，jiaodejifeigoutiaodexiarenmenxiangzhuadouzhuabuzhu。
dengzhongyuanjingxialaishi，yijingshiyiwuzidejimaodaochufei,zheichangmianzenmekanjiuzenmexiangshihuoqinshichang，bandianjiehunbaitangdeqifendoukanbuchu。
suiranbuyinggai，danyuxiahaishirenbuzhudexiangxiao。
haoburongyixiarenmenzhongyubajizhuazhule，chenghuangchengkongdebajiyousongdaolaoyezimianqian，“laoyezi，zheijibupeihezenmeban？”
fenglaoyezilianshangyouxieguabuzhu，youkandaoyuxiajurangantouxiao，dunshixinshengbuyue。
“ni！baozhetabaitang！”
“huangerenxingbuxing？wopata。”yuxiatuokouerchujujue。
taxianglaibuxihuanzheizhongjianzuidongwu，rangtabaogegongjibaitangjiehun？tapazijihuichongdongdebazheijijizaile。
“xianzaitajiushidaibiaoleyihan，lianlaogongdouhaipa，xianggeshenmehua？”fenglaoyezinumuyuandeng。
yuxiarenmingdejieguogongjibaitang。
haozaizheifengjiarensuiranguban，danhaibuzhiyuxiangdianshilikandaodeneiyangsanguiwuketoude，zhishibaozhejixianglaoyezijujigegongeryi。
haoburongyibaiwanshi，zheijituranzhizhideshenzhangbozi，haimeidengyuxiafanyingguolaiyizhenjianlidejijiaoguohou，tadeshoushangheranbeilaleyipaojishi！
简直恶心到了极点！
laoguanjiamianwubiaoqingdeguolaibajibaoguoqu，jiaolaipangbiandexiaren，“daisanshaonainaihuixiyuan。”
tashoushangyipaojishia！buxianrangtaxileshouzaizouma？
meibanfa，yuxiaqiangrenzheexingenzhexiarenlaidaolexiyuan。
yidaowuliyuxiajiuchongjinleweishengjianxilehaojibianshou，tapazaibuxishoudehuahuibazijijiexintule。
yuxiazongsuanjiandaolezijichuanshuozhongdelaogong，fengyihan。
“zheiweijiushisanye，niyihoudegongzuojiushifuzetisanyehuoluojingu，anmoshenti、cazaodenggongzuo，haiyou，pingshiyaoduogensanyeshuoshuohua，yidingyaoxiaoxinshihou。”
“tazhiqianmeiyoufuzezhaogutadebaomuma？”
xiarenyilianbiyidekanzheta：“yiqiandangranyou，danshixianzaibushiyounilema？nishisanyedetaitai，zheixiegongzuojiugaishinilaizuo！zhenyiweinishilaixiangfudeni？”